Surf’s Up!

Lee and Guin lay on their backs and looked up at the stars.

“We did it!”

“Yes, we did.”

“So many people have come and gone in your life.  Do you ever wonder why you’re with somebody, wherever you are?”

“Hmm…” Guin rolled her head and looked at Lee’s right ear, barely visible in the near-darkness of the habitation module skyview room.

“I mean, here we are, light-minutes from Earth, making up new constellations to adjust for Mars’ orbit, giving Shadowgrass new myths to share on the ISSA Net…”

“Yes, it seemed impossible not so long ago.”

“Think of your dreams.”

“You mean antigravity?”

“Well, sure, that’s one of them.  It seemed impossible not so long ago.”

“We were so stuck on the idea of the ‘anti’ that we forgot about the property of gravity waves, didn’t we?”

“We?  It was you who made the discovery, not me or Shadowgrass.  But, hey, if you want to include us…”

“Haha.  Of course I do.  Without you here, without your support, bouncing ideas off me, offering constructive criticism…”

She looked at the stars again.

They had another dance exposition to give the current round of tourists before they could go to Guin’s expanded lab and work out the details of her astounding new discovery about antigravity.

She wanted to concentrate on a few practical applications while Lee, ever the excessively creative type, using his humour to magnify the normal into the ridiculous, wanted to work out how to change Mars orbit using Guin’s mechanical engineering background and mathematical skills to work out how to “surf” Mars across gravity waves.

If her antigravity theory was correct, space travel would never be the same.

The dangers of planetary surface landing would diminish to practically zero — if so, think of all the energy credits she could bank on expanding her lab further!

Will you forget about me after I’m gone?

What if Jimmy Fallon fails to retake the crown of the king of late-night comedy after replacing Jay Leno?  Will David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel make us forget about not only Johnny Carson but also Leno and Fallon?  What about Craig Ferguson and Carson Daly?

Those fleeting thoughts passed through me earlier tonight and the following lyrics played in my thoughts afterward:

“Foreplay / Long Time”

It’s been such a long time

I think I should be goin’, yeah
And time doesn’t wait for me, it keeps on rollin’
Sail on, on a distant highway – yeah
I’ve got to keep on chasin’ a dream
I’ve gotta be on my way
Wish there was something I could say.

Well I’m takin’ my time, I’m just movin’ on
You’ll forget about me after I’ve been gone
And I take what I find, I don’t want no more
It’s just outside of your front door.

[I said yeah] It’s been such a long time. It’s been such a long time.

Well I get so lonely when I am without you
But in my mind, deep in my mind,
I can’t forget about you – oh
Good times, and faces that remind me – yeah
I’m tryin’ to forget your name and leave it all behind me
You’re comin’ back to find me.

Well I’m takin’ my time, I’m just movin’ on
You’ll forget about me after I’ve been gone
And I take what I find, I don’t want no more
It’s just outside of your front door.

[Yeah] It’s been such a long time. It’s been such a long time.

Yeah. It’s been such a long time, I think I should be goin’, yeah
And time doesn’t wait for me, it keeps on rollin’
There’s a long road, I’ve gotta stay in time with – oh
I’ve got to keep on chasin’ that dream, though I may never find it
I’m always just behind it.

Well I’m takin’ my time, I’m just movin’ along
Takin’ my time, oh, just movin’ along
Takin’ my time, takin’ my time…yeah

The Flint

Based on the timeframe involved
I can safely say I stand on a manmade bridge
Over the Flint River,
The reversed-coloured glow of my smartphone
Blinding me,
Attracting tiny insects that land on the screen,
Squashed by my typing forefinger,
Flying up my nose,
An unseen large insect flying into my leg,
Making me stomp and dance in the dark
Under a half moon and familiar constellations.

I am in love with nature,
My eternal friend
Who talks to me
With insect wings and frog throats,
Distant internal combustion engines
And river water smoothing out rocks.

Colanders and strainers

Guin had spent four straight sols in the lab.

Although the ISSA Net allowed her to track the progress of her lab experiments from anywhere on Mars, she found a deep satisfaction in being present when her cyborg assistants, part of an integrated network of sensors and computing devices that saw itself as a single unit, reported the results.

For a while, Shadowgrass had fallen into the habit of naming Guin’s assistants Huey, Dewey and Louie, just like he named his appendages and any objects that naturally fell into a group of three.

Guin observed the metabolic rate of the latest algae strain.

She often liked to take unnecessary chances with her body while exploring Martian terrain well outside the rescue perimeters of the colony but when it came to her research she was overcautious, repeating experiments to eliminate any chances for black swans to appear out of nowhere, fully cognizant of mistakes that had taken place on Earth when a few nanoresearch experiments went out of control, escaping laboratory conditions, combining with GMO crops to wreak havoc in local ecosystems, killing off living organisms of all shapes and sizes indiscriminately.

She fed the algae to an artificial stomach that had been grown to simulate new Martians like her who depended on less water to convert matter into energy.

The stomach easily broke down the algae with no known toxic effects on the stomach’s cellular structures.

Guin reviewed xeriscaping research that had started on Earth and been split into experiments conducted simultaneously on Earth, the Moon and Mars.

Starving plants and animals to the point of death, seeing how body processes were slowed down, the bodies themselves experiencing longevity off the charts because of reduced metabolic rates.

Guin spent the next two sols moving the algae to the Mars enviromental simulator, watching for, hoping for signs that this strain would survive more than a few simulated seasonal cycles before decomposing.

Shadowgrass came to visit, sneaking a taste of the algae.

He wasn’t pleased but knew taste was of secondary concern at this point in the colony’s development.  They could always use the 3D fast food printer to create a facsimile of food her parents had grown up with, sweet and salty to the tongue, palatable but not nutritious, providing a much-needed stimulus of the senses to keep their bodies mentally-energised.

Sometimes, Shadowgrass ate bits of Martian soil for variety.

Guin waved at Shadowgrass and asked him for his help, realising more and more that his analytical skills surpassed hers at any age.

“Shadowgrass, darling, have you made any effort to create your own terraforming life structures?”

“Yes, Mom, I have.  They’re growing out by the greenhouse, if you want to see them.  In fact, they’re almost exactly like this algae you’ve got here, but they’re growing awfully slowly.  I think my water substitution algorithms didn’t account for the chemical structures correctly.  I’d like your advice, if possible.”

“Sure.  Give me two more sols, will you?”

“No problem!  I’m going with Dad on an expedition so I’ll see you in three sols.”

“Be careful.  Don’t do anything…”

“‘I would do.’  Yeah, I know.  Don’t forget, though, that I’m much more easily repairable than you!”

They laughed together.  She hugged him and pushed him out of the lab.

Kickstarter Update #4

Robot-in-a-Notebook nears completion!

Today, we had planned to post the complete prototype robot-in-a-notebook for your evaluation and valuable input into the design process.

As you may have read in this or ancillary blogs, our Robot-in-a-Notebook kit will contain the following items:

  • Preprinted images on hard paper with perforated edges, indicating places for cutouts and bends
  • Bottle and/or pen(s) of Bare Conductive
  • Arduino (or its equivalent) and spare parts
  • Instructions for creating paper-based robot toys that walk, flip, flash and lift, just like the robots that you would work with at the Mars Exploration Camp, similar to the actual cybernetic beings that will help us populate Mars!
  • As a bonus, the kit will contain suggestions for taking the play set to the next level, including pointers for buying your own wireless modules and other extensions to make your robots work together, using instructions you give them manually or through a smart app on your phone, tablet or PC.

For now, in order to show you that, just because we’re behind schedule and are working an alternative path around the current schedule bottleneck, we still want you to have fun this weekend, here’s a great tutorial on creating 3D hard paper images using Pepakura.

Have a great weekend!

Who needs integrity when racing cars for a living?

As a member of AARP, I’m mighty durn unhappy about the turn of events in NASCAR.  We’ve always joked in our family that Michael Waltrip should have been punished a long time ago as the guy who always seemed to have a spare part fall off/out of his car for a convenient caution in days gone by, indicative of bad parenting and poor brotherly advice.  The kid has grown up and leant his just-because-it’s-legal-doesn’t-make-it-right disregard for ethics and integrity to the drivers in his stable.

In other words, business as usual for the Waltrip family, tarnished with the same rusty brush as some of them Wallace boys.

Don’t matter none ’cause we got no reason to watch them cheaters try to win it all for the sake of a bunch of empty seats, lowered ticket sales and reduced merchandising that’s become the Race for the Chase to the Basest Behaviour.

Why, if I was their children, I’d hide my head in shame while signing a legal document giving me all of my father’s earnings, cutting his wife (their mother) out as an accomplice to the crime.

= = = = =

In other news, thanks to Degarious at Taco Bell; Jenn at Madison Ballroom; Eric, Sarah, the host, and kitchen at Chili’s; Jay, Kelley, Josh, Dana and Anna at DBA; Jodi, kitchen, Jenn, Stephane, and Patrick at Club Rush.

Microcomputer scheduling software

All the planning in the world does no good without executing/implementing the plan.

Would you rather feel tired working for yourself or feel tired working for someone else?

Managing the affairs of a planet means that winning and losing are meaningless labels because life is a series of changes to states of energy.

Like being a game referee with no ties to anyone or any institution associated with the game.

We have shared this referee responsibility to give us the thousands of years we needed to come as close to perfecting the scientific art of planet management as is humanly possible, aided by our electromechanical wonders, in preparation for setting up permanent residence on Mars.

Creating financial stair steps for tourists to reach space, circle near-Earth orbits, holiday in the Moon colonies, make trips around Mars and land on Mars itself took centuries as the planet’s economy created more and more people with excessive wealth seeking new adventures on the backs of technicians, engineers, scientists, governments and VCs eager to please.

On a local level, our daily interactions enriched our lives and gave some of us the impetus to reach for the stars, while many more cheered us on or were completely unaware of our goals, let alone our intent, to leave this planet.

We were happy.

We ARE happy, happy that frivolous expenditures exposed in the light of sane mass media analysis may soon be diverted for more fruitful endeavours such as feeding and educating the poor, providing a larger base of trained children willing to continue their learning and make our species, along with whatever accompanying ecosytem is necessary to sustain us, less likely to disappear because of a single planetary catastrophe.

Let us, while playing with marketing tools for future Martian missions, return to Mars and see where our protagonists find themselves decades after events currently taking place progress ever onward.

Yard Art Sculpture Update

While deciding on the wiring setup for the “face” of the front yard art sculpture, I’ve narrowed down the robot’s looks to three simple to program “emotions”:

Three Faces of Front Yard Scarecrow

On a side note, he’s taking on the personality of Woody Allen — now that’s scary!

Party on the patio, Jody in the backyard blitz

Karen sat down on the folding chair, pulling a pair of beige dance shoes out of a black bag.  “I love these shoes.  The heels are wide and they’re easy to slip on.”

Guin bent over to adjust her black shoe, the straps coming up from around her toes and crossing over the top of her foot, forming diamond patterns filled with black mesh.  “I like being able to adjust the straps on mine but this strap comes off too easily.”

“I’m going to stretch why you two finish the choreography.”  Karen stood up and walked over to the computer stand where Guin’s mobile phone was plugged into the dance studio’s sound system.

Lee shook his head from side-to-side while he stretched out his arms, lowering them behind his back to pop vertebrae into place.

He watched Guin work on the shoe strap, noticing for the first time the colour of her hair, a deep, dark brown that he mentally avoided associating with colours of wood, trying to get a sense of what colour meant to him without the use of labels such as adjectives.  He compared the colour of her hair to her toenails, which appeared to be painted white on the tips like the tips of an aeroplane propeller.

He thought about the backstory their choreographed routine was supposed to show, a steampunk tale, an alternate universe that appeared in this universe for a minute and thirty seconds or so.

He remembered Guin telling him about her divorce, that the California surf dude she had married in their partying years of late teens and early twenties could not handle the new Guin who emerged from a horrible car smashup.

He remembered the car smashup scenes and urban landscapes of J.G. Ballard.  How many people had inadvertentedly aligned their lives around the transportation fiction of a man who found a way to make a living by writing while raising children without a mother?

Guin took off the black shoes and put on a pair of Lindy Hop sneakers.

Karen yelled across the studio.  “Do you all want to try the routine from the top…with music?”

Lee looked at Guin and she nodded.  “Sure!”

Lee put the palm of his right hand in the small of Guin’s lower back, holding her right hand in his left hand, tapping his left foot on the floor in anticipation of the first beat of the music.

He needed to look at himself in the mirror to see his posture but didn’t want to, expecting Guin to describe how he looked.

“We need to work on your technique” told him everything he needed to know.

They danced through two-thirds of the routine before Lee lost track of the steps, unable to hear the beat of the music because a financial spreadsheet was filling his thoughts.

“I’m sorry.  I can’t get my thoughts straight.”

Guin shrugged.  “That’s all right.  Let’s try it again and see how far we can go before you have to stop.”

Karen pressed a few buttons to clear the screen on Guin’s iPhone and started the music again after Guin and Lee had run over to the side of the studio, back to their starting position.

Lee could feel a bead of sweat rolling down his back, running into his shirt which was pressed to his skin by Guin’s hand which, although they had danced dozens of times together, he had never noticed before, the heat of his back seeming to warm her cooler hand.

As they danced their steps, going into and out of Lindy circles, forming sugar pushes, tuck turns, man passes and swingouts, their eyes met, sometimes triggering automatic head nods and smiles.

Lee found himself still fascinated by Guin’s hair.  He wondered how the thickness of the strands of her hair compared to that of other similarly-coloured heads.  What about the number of hair follicles her square inch?

After they reached a point in the routine where Lee forget what a pecking maneuver was, they broke into light laughter and stopped dancing.

Karen fumbled with the iPhone screen again because Guin had set the screen to lock into password mode quicker than the length of the song.  She finally stopped the music.

Meanwhile, Guin walked Lee through the pecking.  “We start the first half of a Lindy circle.  Remember?”

Lee nodded.

“Five, six, seven, eight.  Step, step, triple-step.  Step, step, triple-step.  Now step, step, stop.  Wait a beat.  Step forward.  Good!  You remember.”  She smiled encouragingly.

“Yes.”

They walked through the rest of the routine without music.

Karen sat down in a chair and leaned her head back against the wall.  She was tired and enjoyed the precious seconds of rest before Guin would get far enough with the routine to call Karen onto the floor to dance the steps with her husband.

After nailing down another 20 seconds of the routine, Guin did get Karen’s attention and had them dance the routine with music.

They repeated this several times over the next hour.

Finally, Lee felt he was getting no farther, his thoughts filled with numbers and dance steps for the day.  “That’s it!  I think I’m done.”

Guin looked at the dance routine spreadsheet on the computer screen.  “Well, that’s good because we’re at the place where I want to work on the choreography a little better.  The camel move doesn’t fit here, I don’t think.  I’m thinking maybe a corkscrew.”

She lowered herself to the floor, had Lee hold her hands and then showed him how to spin her up off the floor.

He smiled.  “I like that.”

Karen nodded her head.  “Yeah, it fits with your steampunk theme.”

“Thanks.  Well, if you guys are finished, Eoj should be getting here soon.  We’ve got ten days to put together our routine.”  She walked back toward the row of chairs at the entrance to the changing room, Lee walking beside her.

“No kidding?” Lee jokingly put his hand in his mouth, pretending to chew his nails.

Karen pointed toward the bathroom.  “I’ll be right back.”

Guin sat down to change her shoes.  “Yeah.  And you know what, Kirby said to me last night that he never gets to see his wife anymore.  He works third shift and he knows I work first shift.  It’s not like anything has changed with what I do.”

“You’ve always been busy at night teaching dance lessons.”

“It gets worse.  He’s home during the day so our neighbours see him but not me.  They asked him yesterday if I had moved out or something so he told me, ‘Look, our neighbours don’t believe I have a wife anymore.  I never see you!’  I think it’s because he’s getting over his brother’s death.  He’s starting to blame me for every little thing.”

“Uh-huh.  Karen was the same way with me.  She accused me of stuff I hadn’t done, let alone thought of.”

Karen returned from the bathroom and Lee spoke to her.  “Do you remember being on my case all the time after your brother died?”

“Yeah.”  Karen spoke to Guin.  “It takes a while to realise the effect you have on other people while you’re grieving.  I’m sure Kirby’s going through the same thing.”

Guin laughed.  “Kirby?  Yeah, he’s going through a lot and so am I.  I’m going out of town on business, on top of everything else.”

Lee looked at Guin, unable to read her face.  She bent over to change shoes and Lee looked at Guin’s hair again, noticing it was pulled back into a small ponytail.

He noticed her grimace slightly as she stood up.  “Your foot alright?”

She scrunched her face in a smile of pain.  “Yeah.  It locks up, though.”

They looked at the steampunk outfit that Lee had brought, including a vest Karen had made for him when he dressed as Not-So-Serious Black for the local midnight premiere of the last Harry Potter film.

They talked about matching their outfits when Guin laughed unexpectedly.

“You know John, the big guy that comes to the dance club every now and then?”

Lee nodded.

“Well, the other day he joked that he thought his man boobs were bigger than mine so I went to the restroom, took off my bra and had him try it on.  Sure enough, his were larger!”

Lee and Karen laughed.  Lee turned from Guin to Karen, a knowing look shared between them before Lee spoke.  “Should I tell her about Donald?”  Karen nodded as Guin, seeing she was left out of the loop on an inside joke, stood up and walked to the computer stand, hearing her phone ring, the ring tone a theme song from the original Super Mario Brothers videogame.

“That’s Eoj.  He better not ditch our dance practice again tonight!”

Lee and Karen followed.

Karen shut down the computer while Lee listened to Guin’s half of the phone conversation, entertaining Lee as she described back to Eoj how she understood that he cut himself accidentally at work and was unable to dance until tomorrow.

Lee mentally counted off on his fingers the multiple perceptions that he shared with, about and of Guin, his joy of writing helping him organise his thoughts for later recording, his love of self and his ability to fall in love with everyone he meets his joy and his curse.

It wasn’t his best dance practice night, distracted as he was by an undertone of sexual objectification that had put a layer between him and Guin but didn’t let him stop from learning more about his relation to the universe, wondering why there was part of him on any other night that could synch up with Guin without thinking, sharing their differences as if they were similarities, how people around Lee wanted to tell him their views of Guin without his asking so that he got more insights into people than he wanted, placing himself at odds with himself as the objective reporter in order for him to become a more descriptive author caught in the middle of the story in progress.

What about Guin’s hair, her makeup-free face and his wife’s willingness to strain their financial budget to the breaking point?

He had a robot construction kit to work on, didn’t he, a Kickstarter campaign that wasn’t going to create itself.

Lee wanted to stay and talk with Guin and Karen about life but knew his nervousness from earlier in the day was blocking him from seeing Guin as a friend rather than a sex object.

As he led Karen out of the dance studio, calling out a goodbye to Guin, the memory of the first words he had shared with Guin when he walked in floated into view.

Guin had looked at him knowingly, a twinkle in her eye, “So, how was YOUR day, after what happened yesterday and last night?”

A dozen thoughts had jumped to the foreground, fighting against the sexual objectification he had brought with him into the room before he had looked at Guin, the tiniest moment of friendship between them clouded over by his turning her into an object of lust.

He wanted to ask Guin exactly what she meant but was afraid to ask.  What if what he thought she meant was what she meant?  Would it have mattered if Karen was in the room?

Did Guin think he was drunk last night at the dance club?  Did the quick private conversation between Lee and Bai’s French boyfriend about their separate relationship with Bai get back to Guin?  Had Guin talked with Bai about the blog entry he had written where he briefly spoke about holding Bai’s hand for so long yesterday as if they were longtime lovers no longer bothered by sexual tension?  Had Bai told Guin that Lee had texted her while she was driving to Little Rock, Arkansas, on the way to a weekend dance competition in Dallas, Texas?  Had Guin seen the Frenchman dance with Lee, showing Lee how to be a better leader?  Was Guin referring to the dance lesson she gave Lee and Karen at the dance club?

Lee thrived on the uncertainty between his fictional characters but it drove him crazy in real life.

Did the bartender at the dance club really tell him that her real name was not Jody but she called herself Jody anyway, until friends called her Jody in the backyard so she changed her real fake name to Jodi with an “i”?