Molding a Character out of Molten Glass

I remember the first piece that grabbed my attention.  Thick.  Heavy.

Ever had a tumbler or paperweight that felt solid?  1 kg or more?

Stripes that ran through it…sigh…

But I lost it in a divorce.

“How did I lose something so precious to me?”  Oh…never mind…if you haven’t been there, you wouldn’t understand…even the important things are worth letting go in a divorce.

It’s standing here, the heat in my face as I gather, where I feel truly at home.

My first glassblowing class, unlike yours, was almost a joke.  No help from the instructors, as if they wanted to get a good laugh watching us fail.  Nothing to take home with me, either.

That’s why you’ve got the molten ball, the flowers, the paperweight and the tumbler.

I want you to remember this day, cherish it, even.

Quiet.  There’s a chopper coming in.

I thought we had promises of no warzones anymore.  Oh well…

Where was I?

Hmm…I left my job, my “real” job, a while back…’95, I believe.

I got here in 2003.

In between, well, let’s say it was an adventure…renting time in other glassblowers’ studios.  Studying under people who had no idea what they were doing and some who were very nearly the best of the best.

Sure, I could have apprenticed at a glass factory but I didn’t want to spend five years learning and relearning the fine art of one single activity, perfecting it before moving on to the next.

I like to experiment, see where the glass is taking me, understanding what the colours and the minerals do in extreme heat.

Yes, I’m married but my husband is the exact opposite of me.  Very quiet.  A homebody.

That’s okay, though, because we get along.

Besides, he doesn’t mind if I work late.

After all, this is my job and my hobby.

That’s the thing about owning your own business — you never get a day off — if you love what you do you never want to take a day off.

I have my apprentices here, as you can see.  I love them all in different measure, just like children, who require various levels of attention, care and guidance because every personality is different.

After you’ve gathered and gathered and gathered, you get a feel for when gravity is pulling, so that’s why you see me absent-mindedly rolling the pipe in my hand.  Ask my husband.  If I’m standing with a broom, I’ll roll it around, too.

I’ve worked in this business long enough that I’m used to being seen as one of the guys.  You don’t get a lot of female glassblowers, especially when I started, so I’m pretty thick-skinned.

That twisted piece down there was going to be a Christmas chandelier or tree topper but I didn’t like so I broke it.  I think this piece could be a horn or a party hat.  What do you think?

Stop by again soon and I’ll talk with you in more detail.  I really think there’s a good story you could make with my character.

I don’t mean I have some sob story that’ll break your heart.  I know there are a lot of good people in this town that a story’s begging to be told about us in one of those intersecting storyline/character sketch sort of things.

A small cotton town growing into the Rocket City.  Where do we go from here?

When will the first glassblower open a shop on the Moon or Mars?  Hey, it’s just a matter of time, right?

This and That

So, how do we solve the Syrian crisis?  How do we send in people from other countries who will be welcomed by both pro- and anti-Assad Syrian citizens to prevent more killing?

A friend asked why poetry is not as popular as other written art forms (non/fiction novels, for instance).

My response:

In general, books can put us into the complete narrative of other people’s lives — fictional and nonfictional — with excruciatingly drawnout detail, which some crave for its complete escapist fantasy (pick your favourite genre), while poetry is often a snapshot or sketch of a single moment or idea, requiring the reader to use imagination to fill in the blanks.

In my youth, a pop poet named Rod McKuen both attracted people to the power of poetry and alienated those who consider poetry a higher art form.

Most people, if they think of poetry at all, hear what you call “does so much more, it says so much more, it’s so much cleverer, it requires so much more, it’s simply brilliant,” in song lyrics, which is not such a bad thing.

Another friend explains why it’s more fun in the Philippines.

DARPA wants to know your biometric habits.

And finally, have you ever wanted your personal bobblehead nodding back to you every day?

BONUS: Where’s Emma Peel when you need an appealing car model named PEEL?

A Guinea Pig for Chemistry

Even behind-the-scenes writers and not-so-fortunate fortunetellers need a break every now and then.

All afternoon, I sat in a chair at the Salon Professional Academy while a friend, Tammie, coloured and cut my hair, changing me from a white-haired guy to a ginger-haired professorial type.

Thanks, Tammie, and to your colleagues, for the fun, friendship and new hairstyle.

Now, back to the story you know will keep you in your seats…

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Thanks to MailPro; Richard, Ray and Julie at Lowe’s; USPS; B&N; Jonathan at Anaheim Chili.

Congrats to the NY Giants.

A Project I Chose to Support Financially…

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Project Update #4: Touch Pen Progress

Posted by Scott Wilson + MINIMAL Like

Happy New Year!  We hope everyone had a great end of the year and holidays spent with friends and family.  We are officially just past the halfway point of our 60-day campaign and wanted to give everyone an update on how things were progressing.

Obviously we passed out goal in the first few days and are currently just over $200K and 270% of our goal.  Observing this we are excited to accelerate development of the pens prior to the end of the Kickstarter project.  We are also making sure that we are diligent in our efforts to ensure that we meet your expectations above all else in delivering quality products.  Quality that meets the standard established with our category-defining TikTok+LunaTik multi-touch watch kits.

We knew when we started designing, engineering and sourcing the Touch Pen that although it was a simple idea there were inherent challenges both anticipated and unforeseen.  We have been busy non-stop going through the process of refinement and development of these challenges.

THE CLICK, THE CLIP AND THE TIP

•   Click Mechanism:  This is by far the most challenging part of the product and where we are spending most of our time.  Since these mechanisms have very precise and sensitive mechanical relationships, they are very difficult to prototype and have them represent production performance.  After several rounds of prototypes which are progressively getting better we have gotten to the point where the only way to truly progress is to gamble and release for “soft tooling”.  Soft tooling will allow us to mold the precision parts we need to assess the mechanism performance before committing to mass production.  This will essentially nearly double our development and tooling investment but it will give us the confidence and quality we need in the long run.  We hope to have these soft tool parts before or right after Chinese New Year.

•   The Clip:  Many would not expect that the iconic clip on the design of the Alloy Touch Pen would be that challenging.  We have to admit that neither did we.  It has been a challenging material and process decision since the beginning.  We love the light and thin appearance as well as the way it is integrated into the top of the push button.  This design however requires specific materials and processes to achieve.  Originally we desired to have this in aluminum but aluminum was failing under certain stresses in the field and not recovering if bent past a certain point.  After performing FEA (Finite Element Analysis) on the part and discussing it with our manufacturing partners we decided the best solution was either to use die-casting or MIM (Metal Injection Molding).  MIM is extremely expensive but also a very precise, almost magical process.  We have decide to pursue MIM with a PVD coating, also another very expensive finishing process that you see on very high end watches like Bell&Ross, etc.  The logo will then be laser etched into the PVD coating.

• The Tip:  Before we even posted the Touch Pen project on Kickstarter, we had prototyped several different stylus tip geometries to optimize touch screen performance and tactile feel.  We had a tip that we liked before we made the project public, but now we are exploring the subtleties of this part.  We have experimented with different materials and durometers of material as well as different surface treatments and coatings to provide the right glide across the glass.  We think we’ve nailed this and are very happy with how the tip feels and performs.  Next up, we are working with our manufacturing partners to develop testing processes so we will know with confidence that the tip will stand up to heavy use and if we need to make any adjustments to the part to minimize performance degradation over time.

THE CHALLENGES OF CHOICE

• Metal AND Plastic.  One of the things we learned with TikTok+LunaTik was to offer choice at different price points and in different style and use models.  We have been pretty efficient in sharing many components to ensure quality consistency internally while offering value differentiation externally with premium metal materials and construction.  And we wanted to offer the plastic Touch Pen because it allowed us to mold the pen in multiple colors and make the design accessible to more people.  Plastic parts are manufactured entirely differently than CNC’d metal parts though, so we have been developing both versions in parallel to accommodate the constraints that come with each material and process.  That said there are inherent challenges with model (SKU) management within the factory and our fulfillment facility with additional versions.  Luckily we set up systems in our previous project to help manage these scenarios.

SOURCING

• With most new products comes a collection of new suppliers and sub- suppliers.  Along with this comes a learning curve to get everybody on the same page as far as expectations on quality, performance, cost, schedule, risk, etc.  We have been going through this process since before the project launched and believe we are getting to where everyone is on the same page.

CHINESE NEW YEAR

• Many don’t realize that most of the manufacturing world works around a particularly disruptive time of year known as Chinese New Year at the end of January.  This is when the factories shut down and employees return to their home all over China.  Typically not much happens the week before or the week after Chinese New Year week. Because of this we are trying to get as much done prior to this as possible.

PACKAGING

• We have spent the last several weeks designing many variations of packaging that were simple, cost effective, solved for retail constraints as well as helped communicate the unique dual modality of the Touch Pen.  While we will of course be shipping the first products to our Kickstarter backers, we felt it wise to design the packaging for retail placement in the hopes that you’ll someday be able to buy Touch Pens in a nearby store.  We’re happy to say we have a design that fulfills all of our requirements, looks great, and makes the Touch Pen look fantastic on a shelf.  We can’t wait to show you this in a future update.

CES 2012 – Las Vegas

Lastly, a few of us made the trek to the annual Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas this past week and were proudly showing off early prototypes of the LunaTik Touch Pen.  Many of our existing TikTok+LunaTik retail partners are excited to carry the Touch Pen but we told them they’ll have to wait until we are finished developing the design to our standards as well as gotten them in the hands of our most important customers, the Kickstarter Backers.

This is just a sample of what we’ve been up to during the first half of our funding period.  So much is involved in launching even a “simple” product that the amount of work seems overwhelming at times.  But that is the life of a design entrepreneur, and we won’t stop until we have something that we love and that you will too.  It doesn’t stop with the way the product looks or feels, most of the effort is in the execution and bringing it to market.

Thanks for your comments, encouragement, and even criticism.  We always make time to read your feedback and welcome your comments.

Sincerely,

Scott Wilson and the MINIMAL team

By the way, last chance to check out another cool project:

My friend and former colleague at Motorola is taking on an ambitious and challenging project on Kickstarter and has less than 48 hours left.  Check out his Hidden Radio project. We are excited to get ours and try it out someday soon.

To think, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, GI, GI Joe

The 1% of 1%, we don’t see the world in geographic political boundaries.

Of course, as you know, we pretend the boundaries exist, telling you stuff like “Look out for that country over there — it’s against us this year,” and “Our strategic partnership with these countries is the only thing keeping your economic livelihood stable.”

Now that more than 50% of our species lives in sub/urban areas, “free” of the bind to land-based [subsistence] living, you are all our virtual slaves, depending on our virtual chess game results to tell you what to do next.

Two steps forward, one step to the left/right, please.

And then, as previous chapters have told you, there is the Committee, which also manages the lives of the 1% of the 1%.

Finally, there is the universe itself, spinning off little eddies of atoms and molecules that collect and replicate their patterns.

You should have in your thought patterns by now the full understanding that the universe as we know it is simply revealed by a 360-degree searchlight from the point of our planet/solar system, reaching a finite boundary and creating the illusion of a symmetrical sphere in which we are the center.

Feel free to comprehend our ignorance, vast as it is and will continue to be, ad infinitum.

There is just so much that I, the individual, can bother to talk about here while supervising the construction of the interwebs of interwebs tying you to your personal supercomputers tied to everyone else’s supercomputers tied, as if all of that is a single node, to the Internet of the Next Big Things to Come.

So, to me, all military actions, no matter how we label them in nationalistic or terror group or lone wolf terms, are all one.

For instance, I don’t see an Iranian nuclear scientist killed by the CIA or Mossad.  I see us managing to control ourselves by killing ourselves.

Same for sports and other categories of diverting ourselves from our primary tasks of eating and breathing.

Let us move on to more important matters.

Details in the next chapter of the story of our lives seen from the vantage point of 1000 years from now.

Happiness and humour — share them endlessly.

Beginner Glassblower Glasses Classes

“It wasn’t always like this,” she told me.

You see, me Ma, she’s been around the block, as they say, being a marathon runner and all that.

We remember our ancestors who were awarded land by the Crown all those centuries ago.

And it weren’t too long ago, when me Ma’s Da’s Da, invited to supp with the Queen, said, “Why, I wouldn’t set foot in the same room with that German impostor!”

But seein’ as you don’t know what I’m talkin’ ’bout, y’ought to know more, right?

If it ain’t always been like this, when has it been?

Or will it?

Like last night, sittin’ in the dark, watchin’ them kids from Knoxville, Cookeville, Nashville and Texas swingin’ to the oldies, music spun up on hard disks by the DJ crew Winter Wonderland for the Huntsville Swing Dance Society…

I got to thinkin’…

Yeah, and that’s why I’m still here this morning, wonderin’ why it is that this is not what it’s always been like.

When did we teach kids to dance in low {earth} gravity conditions?

They weren’t born on your home planet.

The last direct descendant livin’ on Scottish soil had died, revertin’ our ol’ homeland back to the Crown (and yes, the Queen is still one of them German pretenders to the British throne but who’m I to care, bouncin’, as I am, out here in the hinterlands of our species’ solar system settlements?)…

Am I just a fractal projection of a 2D surface?

Or is that a holographic computation upon a 4D equestrian equation equal to none and summarisation of everything?

I think me oxygen level is out of balance with me nitrogen mix.

Besides, them dancers what celebrated the 13th birthday on Friday the 13th at KCDC, they’s got their time to shine in the sweaty spotlight.

Oh well, not like the dinner theatre in X27B is any more real than any other history, past or present tense, tension or predisposition.

But the sentiments are the same.

As me Da said to me Ma, “And it’ll never be like this again.”

Homeless shelters solve protein issue…

…feed pigeon and cat meat to residents, end animal overpopulation problem at same time, fix euthanasia moral crisis.

Note to lying, cheating scum (you know who you are) – rats are edible, too.

And that’s the news this week from our offworld colony, Nua Éire, where the whole lot is used to hardship and oppression, key ingredients for successful colonisation of harsh environments.

As one colonist noted, “We don’t need no princes, princesses or prima donnas ’round here.”

Feed me. See more.

And now, back to the story of your lives, where we explore the cosmos in search of a good place to park our flying metal boxes, build a few domiciles of native material and plant a garden for healthy living in a game called “Pick a Planet”…

Medical phrase of the day: myasthenia gravis.

Will catch up on the list of people/businesses to thank soon, I think.