21 Questions Adhere To The Wall

Only 13,519 days to go.  Is that still the 6th of May 2050?

The backward science on this planet in the the second decade of what some call their 21st century frequently tries my patience.

Just like this momentary search for a map (found it!) and what it means (yet to be found) but tying it to the date given to me, the 6th of May 2050, makes some if not more sense.  Does the camel saddle in the bottom of the sea chest have a meaning?

Living in the zeitgeist is all we have, isn’t it, because somehow, some way, we are attached to the local environment in which our sets of states of energy prove the concept of the conservation of mass.

I borrowed six books from the library and have need to spend time reading them.  I will list their titles later today or in the week.

I am floating in the artificial cloud of happiness, content that, no matter the habits of fellow writers, I am me, having written well, poorly, or not at all.

Will it truly be 20-year old proven technology that ends up on the Moon and Mars for risktaking, adventurous pioneers and settlers to survive with/upon?  If not, what is the ultimate “firmware” that can be reprogrammed in realtime like Transformer bots that have no final, definite shape, form and function(s)?

Mystery to solve, solvents to mist

My grandfather was a man of more happiness than monetary wealth.

He reasoned, my father told me, that knowledge is the heated, padded seat in the outhouse of life — you can’t find the swallowed diamond until you sift through a lot of BS.

Granddaddy kept a lot of secrets along the way of gathering facts.

One day, while standing the backyard, looking at the canal but, in his thoughts, staring out at the sea, a fellow old seaman walked up to Granddaddy and told him a wild tale about a plot of land up in New Hampshire owned by a family named Winthrop something or other.

The land itself was not remarkable except for one small fact — every 100 years, a bright light appeared on the horizon, rose into the sky and shone down on a certain spot of the family plot.

My grandfather, ever the realist, asked why the seaman was sharing this information with a sailor and not someone more authoritative.

Well, this seaman, he was known in those parts for his notorious behaviour, having crossed paths with the law a few too many times, but he didn’t mind sharing this information with my grandfather, a nice man who had only beaten this fellow a few times in acey-deucey.

My grandfather asked what the man knew about the farm.

“It’s not exactly a farm.  Not anymore.  A few years ago, they converted it to a golf course.”

My grandfather had a soft place in his fact-filled thoughts for the irrational sport of golf.  “Okay, so tell me what you know about this light.  Anything you know for a fact?”

The man shared a document with my grandfather.

Yellowed and torn, the document described a treasure that was like no treasure that had been seen before — not only a map of the stars but instructions for how to travel through space from one planet to another.

My grandfather was a loving, trusting man but he had his skeptical side, too.

What proof did the man have that the document was authentic?

The man said that his grandfather had worked on the farm and found the document buried in the wall of an old, abandoned well, long since dug up and removed from history.  No one living knew about its existence.

The man said that the next 100-year visit was fast approaching.  All the man asked was that my grandfather visit the golf course, take pictures and share whatever information he gleaned.

Granddaddy was also a curious man, having learned that behind every legend or myth is a nugget of truth.

He had already accumulated enough material wealth to last the rest of his lifetime, but what about the lifetimes of his son and his grandchildren?

He accepted the document, bid the man goodbye and, when my grandmother returned from her garden club meeting, suggested they consider taking a vacation to New England in the next year.

My father had heard this story only a few times from my grandfather, assuming it was more parable or metaphorical tale than anything real.

Dad told me that in every life we’ll encounter people who belief wholeheartedly in family lore.  We are not to disapprove or discourage these people from holding their stories on the highest pole, flying them as flags of faith and family honour.

Dad said that Granddaddy promised the story would have a happy ending but he wouldn’t tell my father what was discovered one night in New Hampshire, only that a few photographs he took barely document the event which cemented my grandfather’s belief in one fellow sailor’s tall tale.

Dad didn’t have an ending to share with me.

However, he did said that Granddaddy hinted the answer would be found on his property in south Florida.

Lo and behold, I think I have the first evidence of that fateful, faith-filled evening.

I present to you, dear reader, the images to which my grandfather eluded:

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I have more to go through to determine if the map and other information are in the chest and I’m just not seeing it.

How much pain are you willing to take to achieve your goal?

Looking at a map of planet Earth, Guinevere traced the ribbons, ellipses and circles of fresh water with her eyes.

Old riverbeds showed up unexpectedly.

Towns followed geographic terrain more often than not.

Military bases popped up in urban and sparse landscapes.

A single drop of water contained more living beings than could be counted in a single second.

Why does water cover the surface of the planet?

Why do we breathe air (low-humidity gas) instead of water?

Why is Russia such a large country and Africa a such a large continent of small countries?

So much water on one planet and practically none on another…sigh…

The blue orb of Earth shows little evidence of our species’ impact from the viewpoint of Mars.

Why did it take so long for us to get here, settling down to the business of putting Earth behind us and the galaxy ahead of us?

Just because of water?  That’s all?  That’s all there is to life?

Why is Greenland covered with so much frozen water?

Why is Mars not?

When did we learn to adapt dehydrated versions of ourselves to the Martian environment?

Doesn’t seem that long ago…

Is AT&T losing customers to Verizon in north Alabama?

The pulsing migraine headache that has dogged me from the moment I was born is pulsating “louder” than ever today.

I am screaming in my thoughts in order to be heard, using alliteration as method to contain the contagion of madness that wants to spread into the rest of my body.

Using old tricks of my youth to hide my insanity from the rest of the world — running through vocabulary words in any language to keep myself connected with the society into which I was born and am expected to communicate in a legible manner.

The litany of voices I hear and read wants to repeat itself here through the funhouse mirror/brilliant cut crystal ball of a writer.

…the dance instructor I just met who tells me her whole life story in a few minutes — married, divorced, miscarriages, births, lack of silliness, not a girl, not interested in guys, Western Swing dance champion who prefers Balboa dance style, etc., like she has been through this interrogation by strangers a million times and learned to push people away quickly, or…what?

…on social media: the animal rescue posts — please rescue this dog/cat before it’s euthanised, pitbulls aren’t dangerous, found a cat with kittens in a back alley that need to be adopted, etc.;  the gun owners who feel threatened by government regulations and must let us know their fears through LOUD STATEMENTS EVERY DAY; the people who claim they are loving devotees of their religion but they relentlessly post hateful comments about others (Christians against Obama, Buddhists against overcrowded cities, etc.).

So, in my mental confusion, I put a paper bowl filled with water, oatmeal and ground-up flax seed in the microwave oven, set the timer for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and, after taking a shower, I returned to find I had made dried oatmeal/flax seed cakes instead of a bowl of hot cereal.

Happiness!!!

The universe entertains me constantly, poking me in the side and saying, “See? Isn’t life beautiful? You didn’t burn oatmeal, you made yourself the handheld dried oatmeal cake you’ve always dreamed of eating on the commute to work for years, didn’t you?”

Despite the boring moments between eventful events, while setting up the next scenario to snag the snaggle-toothed snagosaurus, life is, indeed, beautiful.

Surprising, no?

News that makes no sense

So, who is the husband of Reese Witherspoon, this J. Toth or this one?

I’m just glad I live in a world in my thoughts and that none of these intersections of similar last names is real.

Having the Internet at slow connection speeds sure is fun!

The Contrarian’s Contrarian

Poiu spent all morning in observation of a snail glide across the backyard, grass blade to grass blade, minidirtclod to minidirtclod,  and onto the sidewalk where, in the heat of the sun, it retracted into its shell and waited for the cool of evening to return.

The armadillo passed by both of them without noticing their odd relationship.

The scientist and the experiment.

Question: does an observed snail change its behaviour?

Experiment: Pick up snail from sidewalk, move it to starting position.  Observe and record its behaviour as it heads toward sidewalk.  Return snail to starting position.  Does snail’s path deviate when unobserved the next day?  Return at end of next day and see where it ended up, check its movements.

Poiu shook his head.  Why did his parents decide to name him after a row of English letters on a QWERTY keyboard?  What were they thinking?

Poiu looked at the list of assumptions in his experiment.

At age two, his thought-t0-text rate was slower than his older sister’s but his reasoning powers were more advanced despite his mother’s measured intelligence and intellectual output greater than his father’s.

From those thoughts alone, he deduced that gender was not directly related to intelligence, given the same number of inputs and genetic propensity for logical rather than emotional thought development.

Poiu looked at the embedded display screen woven into his optic nerve and glanced at the report detailing the results of the experiment being edited by his onboard computer assistant.

The assumptions were wide-ranging, from the lack of predators to the slight change in the snail’s body weight because of growth and/or water loss to the availability of nutrition between starting point and sidewalk to the number of unseen parasites and snail pests.

What about prevailing winds or UV radiation spikes?

A snail’s central nervous system can’t be too complicated but an outdoor environment can.

Poiu proceeded with publishing the preliminary experiment results.

Within microseconds, Poiu’s playmates provided valuable criticism of the report, some he had thought of and some he would never have guessed.

Back to the drawing board, as they said in the 21st century!