The Committee of 7.5 had held off meetings for three months to avoid being seen in one place, even virtually.
Events forced them to convene ahead of schedule.
“We have a leak.”
“What?”
“Yes. The group of volunteers we had interviewed had gathered and cross-examined one another, creating a fairly accurate picture of what we’re going to do with them.”
“No way. We purposely included a lot of bogus questions so they couldn’t do this.”
“I think that’s the problem. The questions were too bogus.”
“‘Too bogus?’ You mean all the inquiries about their sports interests and fashion choices?”
“No. The ones about their computer coding skills and knowledge of mechanical design. It looked like we hadn’t looked at their CVs, when they knew we had.”
“What does this mean? Is the project on hold?”
“No. But we’ll have to come clean.”
“You mean be honest? Is that in our nature?”
“Well, it’s certainly not in our bylaws.”
After talking amongst themselves for ten excruciating minutes, I joined them via secure telecom.
“Gentlemen, ladies and child, thanks for attending this emergency meeting.”
They grunted and nodded.
“Does anyone have objections to the candidates? I still haven’t gotten yeas from all of you.”
Silence.
“Okay, what’s the problem?”
“Don’t you know? The candidates have figured out our real agenda!”
I looked at the electronic images displayed on the simulated computer screens in my ‘mind’s eye.’ The Committee members were visibly excited.
“But you assume you know what the agenda is, don’t you?”
They smiled in unison.
“That’s right. I am keeping you in the dark and I have asked to be kept in the dark so that the ISSA Net can accomplish the true purpose for this mission.”
How easily we forget that we’re never fully in control of our plans no matter how much we micromanage the minutia.
“So, what do they think?”
“They think we’re establishing a forward military base to thwart the advances of an unseen enemy they are sure we know about but aren’t telling them.”
“Very good. And they have no idea that we’re going to ask them to give up their reproductive organs to prevent accidental additions to the first wave of builders, settlers and explorers?”
Silence, the absolute sign of agreement in our group meetings.
“Excellent. Then move on to step two. Let’s transfer the candidates to the training facilities as soon as possible. Remember, we want them in place on Mars before the next 13,627 days have elapsed. Triangulating a giant antenna between Earth, Moon and Mars is tricky business, as you well know. Don’t forget what happened when the last alignment occurred thousands of years ago!”
Blank stares answered back, just as we had rehearsed, knowing we were being watched, throwing false comments into our meetings to give any persons who consider us their enemy a whole set of paranoid delusions to feed upon and leave us alone while they pondered infinite possibilities about planetary alignments and imaginary galactic foes.
“Dismissed!”
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