“An example of reverse geekiness: I was at a bachelor party bar crawl with a bunch of computer programmers, and the local entertainment was a fantasy sports podcast guy. One of the partygoers heckled the fantasy sports dude by asking about quiddich scores (fantasy sports,, get it?) Which while kinda funny was a bit mean. Football fans are geeks too.”
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The Loveliest Short Story You Will Read Today Was Published on Craigslist
Craigslist: that scourge of the newspaper industry, that den of lust, that middleman responsible for an untold number of bedbug crises.
Or, Craigslist: the Internet’s simplest and most ingenious disruptor, a digital equivalent of the neighborhood telephone pole papered from sidewalk to eye line with “HELP WANTED” and “GARAGE SALE: TODAY!” flyers.
How about, Craigslist: accidental publisher of short fiction?
On Tuesday evening, “Missed Connection” appeared as a personal listing on Brooklyn’s corner of the website. It begins like most of these confessions do:
I saw you on the Manhattan-bound Brooklyn Q train.
I was wearing a blue-striped t-shirt and a pair of maroon pants. You were wearing a vintage red skirt and a smart white blouse.
Looks familiar, right? We made eye contact, we smiled at each other, we didn’t talk before you got off the train, yadda, yadda, yadda. But, no. The anonymous writer, whoever he or she is, framed a fantastical sort of romantic tragedy within this Craigslist post. It’s a sad, lovely story in an unexpected place.
As short fiction goes, it’s nothing special. The prose sags. The writer’s weakness for adverbs (“I cocked my head at you inquisitively,”) and precious sentiment (“We both wore glasses. I guess we still do,”) creates needless distractions. The story needs a good editor and several more drafts. It’s far from great writing–and yet, it still works.
Maybe it’s the grim appeal of lost love. Maybe it’s the whiff of surprise in such a well-trod crook of the Internet. Maybe it’s just the pleasure of a small, imaginative story. Whatever it is, there’s something about “Missed Connection” that stays with you.
Read “Missed Connection” below:
I saw you on the Manhattan-bound Brooklyn Q train.
I was wearing a blue-striped t-shirt and a pair of maroon pants. You were wearing a vintage red skirt and a smart white blouse. We both wore glasses. I guess we still do.
You got on at DeKalb and sat across from me and we made eye contact, briefly. I fell in love with you a little bit, in that stupid way where you completely make up a fictional version of the person you’re looking at and fall in love with that person. But still I think there was something there.
Several times we looked at each other and then looked away. I tried to think of something to say to you — maybe pretend I didn’t know where I was going and ask you for directions or say something nice about your boot-shaped earrings, or just say, “Hot day.” It all seemed so stupid.
At one point, I caught you staring at me and you immediately averted your eyes. You pulled a book out of your bag and started reading it — a biography of Lyndon Johnson — but I noticed you never once turned a page.
My stop was Union Square, but at Union Square I decided to stay on, rationalizing that I could just as easily transfer to the 7 at 42nd Street, but then I didn’t get off at 42nd Street either. You must have missed your stop as well, because when we got all the way to the end of the line at Ditmars, we both just sat there in the car, waiting.
I cocked my head at you inquisitively. You shrugged and held up your book as if that was the reason.
Still I said nothing.
We took the train all the way back down — down through Astoria, across the East River, weaving through midtown, from Times Square to Herald Square to Union Square, under SoHo and Chinatown, up across the bridge back into Brooklyn, past Barclays and Prospect Park, past Flatbush and Midwood and Sheepshead Bay, all the way to Coney Island. And when we got to Coney Island, I knew I had to say something.
Still I said nothing.
And so we went back up.
Up and down the Q line, over and over. We caught the rush hour crowds and then saw them thin out again. We watched the sun set over Manhattan as we crossed the East River. I gave myself deadlines: I’ll talk to her before Newkirk; I’ll talk to her before Canal. Still I remained silent.
For months we sat on the train saying nothing to each other. We survived on bags of skittles sold to us by kids raising money for their basketball teams. We must have heard a million mariachi bands, had our faces nearly kicked in by a hundred thousand break dancers. I gave money to the beggars until I ran out of singles. When the train went above ground I’d get text messages and voicemails (“Where are you? What happened? Are you okay?”) until my phone ran out of battery.
I’ll talk to her before daybreak; I’ll talk to her before Tuesday. The longer I waited, the harder it got. What could I possibly say to you now, now that we’ve passed this same station for the hundredth time? Maybe if I could go back to the first time the Q switched over to the local R line for the weekend, I could have said, “Well, this is inconvenient,” but I couldn’t very well say it now, could I? I would kick myself for days after every time you sneezed — why hadn’t I said “Bless You”? That tiny gesture could have been enough to pivot us into a conversation, but here in stupid silence still we sat.
There were nights when we were the only two souls in the car, perhaps even on the whole train, and even then I felt self-conscious about bothering you. She’s reading her book, I thought, she doesn’t want to talk to me. Still, there were moments when I felt a connection. Someone would shout something crazy about Jesus and we’d immediately look at each other to register our reactions. A couple of teenagers would exit, holding hands, and we’d both think: Young Love.
For sixty years, we sat in that car, just barely pretending not to notice each other. I got to know you so well, if only peripherally. I memorized the folds of your body, the contours of your face, the patterns of your breath. I saw you cry once after you’d glanced at a neighbor’s newspaper. I wondered if you were crying about something specific, or just the general passage of time, so unnoticeable until suddenly noticeable. I wanted to comfort you, wrap my arms around you, assure you I knew everything would be fine, but it felt too familiar; I stayed glued to my seat.
One day, in the middle of the afternoon, you stood up as the train pulled into Queensboro Plaza. It was difficult for you, this simple task of standing up, you hadn’t done it in sixty years. Holding onto the rails, you managed to get yourself to the door. You hesitated briefly there, perhaps waiting for me to say something, giving me one last chance to stop you, but rather than spit out a lifetime of suppressed almost-conversations I said nothing, and I watched you slip out between the closing sliding doors.
It took me a few more stops before I realized you were really gone. I kept waiting for you to reenter the subway car, sit down next to me, rest your head on my shoulder. Nothing would be said. Nothing would need to be said.
When the train returned to Queensboro Plaza, I craned my neck as we entered the station. Perhaps you were there, on the platform, still waiting. Perhaps I would see you, smiling and bright, your long gray hair waving in the wind from the oncoming train.
But no, you were gone. And I realized most likely I would never see you again. And I thought about how amazing it is that you can know somebody for sixty years and yet still not really know that person at all.
I stayed on the train until it got to Union Square, at which point I got off and transferred to the L.
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The best way to see where unintended circumstances will lead you is to take a cynical approach to your serious disposition.
Then, the future is the moment you’ve been waiting for, planning, biding your time and biting your nails about.
You needn’t worry that nothing will happen.
I was once famous on a local scale. In junior high school, I actually had a fan club. Sure, the club members were mostly gay guys and socially awkward girls but there were club buttons and other regalia to celebrate my celebrity status.
In high/secondary school, I was somewhat popular but I didn’t know it. As the president of the school’s drama club for two straight years, along with appearances on stage as an actor and singer, I attracted a small following that I didn’t even know existed until I got on Facebook a few years ago and a few women my age wanted to start fantasy relationships that I saw had started in their thoughts many, many years ago.
I knew there were some people who looked up to me when I won the four-year U.S. Navy ROTC scholarship to Georgia Tech.
It was as if I had led a charmed life the first 18 years of my existence and didn’t appreciate the relative ease with which I breezed through my public school days until I left the small town and its suburban tracts for the big city.
I look back at all that, two-thirds of my life ago, and understand why I believe I am comfortable dying at any time.
I have always been happy to be alive, accepting whatever comes my way, but at the same time wanting to stay ahead of my ennui, the situational depression that dogs me like a hungry animal scenting my fear and chasing after me.
I see news headlines pop up about one subject or another that concerns populations of people out of eye and earshot and I wonder what’s going on.
Why do religious people fear nonreligious people, for instance, or vice versa? I am perfectly comfortable in my belief that the universe both was and was not created by a supernatural being (God, in my subculture’s parlance, who miraculously created a son on Earth named Jesus (pronounced “Hey, Zeus!” of course)). The labels we choose to describe a series of events that took place long before any of us or our ancestors could read or write is whatever we want them to be. Our behaviour toward each other is still as important whether our origin story is called “God created the heaven and earth” or the “Big Bang.”
It is the noise or clutter that jams the airwaves with whatever people deem important enough to promote themselves and their ideas for a better life.
For others of us, one’s set of beliefs takes a second seat in the second row to hard facts like how gravity is variable across the surface of large celestial bodies but averages out sufficiently so that mathematical equations can be converted to algorithms to guide spacecraft around and land them upon distant planets, moons and other satellites.
We can fill our spare time with noise and clutter — the chattering class’ favourite topics du jour.
However, let us keep our longterm goals clearly, distinctly and loudest in our thoughts and actions.
The Mars mission continues! Every idea counts, such as Ad Astra.
And entertaining diversions such as Europa Report.
Running on fumes, running out of steam, punk?
You know steampunk has entered the mainstream when more than two pages of [Simplicity/McCall’s/Butterick] steampunk costume design patterns are available in a Walmart DIY clothing catalog at the fabrics department.
What does the crystal ball say today?
The illusion of employment
I often wondered, starting back in the days when I went door-to-door selling candles, fruit and raffle tickets for my junior high school trips and Scouting adventures, what is the concept of employment?
Should an 8-year old boy selling popcorn or a 10-year old girl selling cookies be considered a part-time employee?
Does sitting at a desk waiting for instructions from your boss constitute work when you’re surfing the Web or chatting via IM with friends/family in the interim?
What about when I mowed grass and trimmed bushes as a high school teenager? What was my employment status versus the lawn service companies that have taken away a great summer job for the teenage boy or girl?
I exercise my thoughts every day, attempting and succeeding for the most part writing a short story or commenting on the news in a daily blog/journal/diary entry. That is my “work,” my raison d’être, regardless of monetary compensation.
So, with that in mind, I present to you the following news article that purports to have its finger on the pulse of what “employment” means.
Overheard in a jail cell…
Overheard three ladies talk about theit bank jobs, wondering how risky it was to join the resistance and “accidentally” expose the credit/debit card, SSN and other personal ID info of their customers who are government employees.
BTW, what part of the free press is a Chattanooga newspaper? Answer: none, it’s a comnercial rag, not even worthy of lining a cat litter box.
Thx to Misty, hostess, and cooks at Main Street Cafe.
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