Giving the Mob a cut of the mining rights

In a subcommittee meeting last night, a subset of Committee members reviewed the successful tactics of Anonymous attacking online entities for social justice.

An epiphanic moment hit us (kind of like the way Angelina pushed Brad down a flight of stairs and had the bright idea to claim he slipped while saving his child)!

If we are to achieve our timely goals of space settlement, we’ve got to increase our Mob participation.

Not like they are getting poorer while siphoning off illegal profits from running offshore shell corporations involved in funny money propaganda games in the military-industrial complex business.

Note how I say “they” instead of “we.”

Gives the impression I’m not also making the same untraceable profit margins, with which I help companies like Blackwater/Xe recruit people to adopt identities, including fake passports and clever disguises, to perform antisocial quactivities that mass media readily label dangerous to the wellbeing of the average citizen that we use to drum up more Mob…sorry, I mean government business, etc.

As soon as we promised the Mob-connected members of the Committee a piece of the mining business on offworld operations, they bought right in to the whole space business, ready to secretly fund superdeals and maybe, just maybe, pull forward an important milestone some thousands of Earth days away.

We plan to change our mass media hypnotising methods in this post-post-premagic world where illusion tricks are supposedly revealed at the same time they’re fooling or exfoliating you like so many skincare products that promise to do for you what your body already does for itself/you/me.

Happiness-adjusted life expectancy

Last night, she cooked the largest large BBQ-sauce topped hamburger, a sticky burger with everything, she’d ever prepared.

Why?

Because she never concerned herself if anybody listened or anybody cared.

She worked for a living, taking customers’ orders, served drinks, cooked the food, carried food to the table and accepted cash before the customers left.

She couldn’t tell you that Charles Schulz retired from the life of a daily cartoonist with an announcement in the comics section of newspapers on Sunday, the 13th of February, 2000.

She didn’t know the president of Germany had resigned after losing complete immunity from the law.

She knew many of her customers by name, their favourite menu items, their job status in town, how her football team was doing and why the ice cream machine was broken.

She believed but didn’t preach to others that many pairs of hands folded in prayer reach out to touch the whole earth.

There’s always that better life somewhere if…

Lucy had just given real, helpful psychiatric advice to Charlie Brown; Snoopy had shot down the Red Baron; Schroeder went on to become a famous philosopher and concert pianist; Linus came to terms with a security blanket; Sally and Pigpen fell in love, marrying and producing the next Peanuts generation.

Dilbert: If we know it’s doomed, why do we bother?

Boss: It’s the same reason I had kids.

Dilbert: [thinking] At least there’s a reason.

She filled up a takeaway cup with Dr. Pepper and handed it to the customer walking out the door.

“I’ll see y’all soon, okay?”

The customer nodded. After 35 years of eating Bubba’s good homestyle burgers, there ain’t no question of coming back…right after the weekly paycheck clears and maybe after the bills are paid.

Naw, the bills can wait!

Quality of life — hamburgers, fried pork chops, grilled liver and onions — food pyramids around here are simple triangles, happiness more important than life expectancy or international news headlines.

In any language, it’s still the same sentiment: let the good times roll.

…by educating thyself.

The world of the future is today.  Get ready for a free spin that’ll fill your thoughts with new knowledge with which you’ll demonstrate your education in realtime.

In other words, paper diplomas and certificates are passé.

Savvy employers are from Missouri: show ’em, don’t tell ’em, what you’re worth.

Why the European economy is in real trouble…

After extensive research, and a few lectures I gave the Committee members last night about poor influence-buying techniques, I discovered why the European economy is in real trouble.

Apparently, while no one was looking, Bob Saget, of “Full House” television sitcom fame, substituted himself in a poor disguise as the leader of the European Central Bank:

You Can’t Say That on Television

How many social media networks do you belong to?

I don’t keep up with the trend in online social networks so, a few years ago, I was surprised when a former secondary school girlfriend of mine invited me to a couple of social networks I’d never heard of.

The networks were geared toward schoolaged children, with a lot of the online checkboxes, smiley faces, etc., that we used to exchange in notes passed in classrooms.

I suppose the networks still exist, that the demand is still there, but since I neither have children nor am of schoolage (6-18 years) anymore, those parts of society aren’t of interest to me.

Unless…

Unless, that is, there’s data there worth mining to see where the leaders of tomorrow are going to take society and what the followers expect of their leaders.

Should mainstream media and/or the major blogging/tweeting community members pay attention to these feeder streams of age-specific social networks?

Or are they already buzzing about them and I’ve missed the symbol sets, the codewords, that go with those subcultures?

I never read the teen celebrity-following magazines when I was a kid.  I was more likely to read a technology-based magazine, instead.

I passed notes in class, though, starting around age 8.  No, I actually passed notes in my first year of school, when I was 5 to 6 years of age, but they were mainly drawings of cars, boats and submarines that I shared with other guys.  It wasn’t until age 8 that I started passing love notes to girls.

In the U.S., I see a trend where the candidates for U.S. President are attempting to send love notes to women in an adult sort of way, one type for married/attached heterosexual women, one type for single heterosexual women and another type for nonheterosexual women, attached and/or single.

What kind of social networks did the candidates and the women to whom they’re sending signals use when they were kids?

Answer that question and you’ll know the political trends of the next decade.

Meanwhile, I return to the technological trends of this decade predicted by the view 1000 years from now, before seeing what the Committee wants to discuss at the next meeting…

A nod to Andrea, who attended Lee University.  I hope you meet the person with whom you want to spend your remaining days on this planet, reinforcing the great life you’ve had already.

How to be a book author in 25 years or less

[Personal notes – feel free to skip]

Having written and published several books, a few that actually made me money, I enjoy reading about the lives of  authors/novelists, what motivates them and got them started.

Take this fellow, “Americana,” for instance.

Like so many others before him, he is discovering the joy of dropping out of the rat race.

Leisure time.

How many young people, not just including trust fund babies, have fostered a luxury of life without the noise and haste of mass media?

Can you think of a book you read that talked about getting away from it all?

Isn’t this idea an odd thought, that one has gotten out of the hustle and bustle of daily living only to return to the life by proxy through writing about it?

What about those who live the life but don’t write about it?

Look around you.  Do you live amongst those who aren’t spending their time constantly connected and checking their online community?

I look at me.  Most days, the majority of conversation I have with any beings takes place between my wife and me in the mornings and evenings, the rest of the day spent sitting here or feeding/petting the cats, if I’m not taking a walk in the woods or riding a bicycle along a local river trail.

Close this notebook computer and I’m virtually cut off from the rest of the world.

Just me and my books and cats warming my lap.

In other words, happiness.

I was like the writer, Steve Tuttle, not too long ago — in meetings, on the phone, checking emails, creating/modifying spreadsheets, traveling across the globe, on a constant lookout for the latest breaking news in state-of-the-art technological advances that would enhance or greatly disrupt the business models which increased my personal wealth.

Then one day it hit me.  I was no longer working for myself.  I was working for a system of beliefs which were not my own but were given to me to accept as my own through years of primary/secondary/postsecondary education.

I was not interested in buying ever more expensive cars, eating in more luxurious restaurants or negotiating bigger and bigger deals.

I was interested in nurturing me.

But at the same time, I was interested in eliminating the expanding personality of me.

By stepping out of the need to participate in the social network of our species, I have stepped into a zone where one can observe patterns and predict trends because most of us follow a script we wrote together as a society a long time ago, are rewriting every day, in fact.

Which reminds me, how do empty-nesters feel after their lives, which were so wrapped around raising their little chickadees, suddenly end when the chicks grow wings and fly away?  Is it freedom or torture or just sheer boredom?

Just 13959 days until an event occurs that is chronicled in this blog.

Reality is only seven letters.  Which seven letters do you want to be?

As a funhouse mirror, I reflect both the good and bad in us, trying to make us think about the seeds we’re planting today for the trends we’ll follow tomorrow.

For instance, is there a possible resurgence in ultraleftwingism, followers of a group similar to the Socialist Party of old, workers who no longer feel “loved” by the corporate owners/leaders that employ them and rake in a lot more money through legislative-friendly policies that border on the exploitative?

Or, will this, solving the good business generation gap, be the new trend?

Finally, are states starting to see the light and will remove more nonviolent criminals from the prison system?

I’m willing to look backward and forward to find the trends that make my life of participating in the online community worth perpetuating.

Otherwise, the repetition of repetition gets repetitive, creating/mashing up offensive and nonoffensive jokes/observations/storylines to fend off ennui, all in the simple hope that we’ll see through the repetition and make a concentrated effort where/when our species will be the one to establish a colony of sustainable Earth-based lifeforms out of this planetary system.

It doesn’t matter to me what the people look like who inhabit the offworld colony or even if they’re totally “human” in today’s sense of the world, including cyborgs who live amongst us.  The goal is the same: hedging our bets, taking one egg out of the basket and placing it in a surrogate nest as far away from Earth as possible.

Everything else is recycling Earth’s resources over and over, no matter how much fun or interesting it may be, including this blog, the books I’ve written and the retail establishments I visit (and have visited, for which I owe a debt of gratitude to pay with mentioning them here again soon).

And if we determine that a lifeform different than us, such as a simple one-celled organism, has a higher chance of survival, especially when we’ve searched a celestial body and found no lifeform that we may endanger with ours or any other we bring, then I’m willing to “plant” that organism in hopes that it will seed the solar system.

Call me a farmer whose field is this local area of the galaxy, hoping that in the current 200-million-year window of opportunity, we can hop, skip and jump our way, in one form or another, to the next safe agricultural zone.

In the meantime, there’s the matter of dark matter to resolve, a whole field, a vast tract of land, on which we haven’t broken ground yet.

Drawing of the day

Last night, my wife and I ate in Thai Garden, a local restaurant featuring food styles of SE Asia.

At a nearby table, a couple sitting near the window reminded me of some retrofuturistic social rebels celebrating a recent victory by having a romantic dinner together.

So, of course, I had to draw them on a paper placemat while I had a St. Valentine’s Day romantic evening with my wife:

"To the Revolution!" "To us!"