Your list of friends should take all shapes and sizes:
A book of jokes, an Apple iPad 2 and an Android programming book share a bed together.
Punchline: Fruits and nuts make salad days more fun!
Your list of friends should take all shapes and sizes:
A book of jokes, an Apple iPad 2 and an Android programming book share a bed together.
Punchline: Fruits and nuts make salad days more fun!
I have friends who’ve achieved and accomplished their whole lives.
Here, on the 11th of April, while I look out the window at the jungle of a yard that keeps my house cool in the summer, my friends’ stories stand out in my thoughts.
Meanwhile, my sister and I (with help from my wife and mother) assemble a set of notes and medical reports to give to medical experts to help understand where we can go to get a firm (or as close to firm) diagnosis for my father’s medical predicament(s).
The tree leaves and limbs do what they do best when breezes pass over the undergrowth, grabbing my attention as joggers and walkers avoid speeding cars on the road ahead.
Disco light dances across the window screen and onto the end table holding up a power strip, grow lamp, computer monitor, scented oil lamp, 3Com modem cable, incense bowl, light timer and a book a friend gave me titled “It’s a Young World After All.”
I am open to hearing and reading about alternative views concerning the history of our species.
I am willing to accept my friends’ opinions about their achievements and accomplishments.
I do not fret about belief systems in the majority or the minority and how they may or may not sway the thought sets of people both young and old like the wind shapes the forest around me.
There aren’t as many seedpods on the redbud outside the window as there were last year.
There are thousands of people who buy handguns and rifles every year and will never use them, storing them for a collection or trading them for something that looks more useful than the ones they first bought.
It is part of our global cultural interaction that drives some to buy weapons for self-protection on an active, daily basis.
There are those who travel great distances to provide basic medical care and deliver simple foodstuff in order to raise the standard of living in regions of the world not well-connected to local/regional caring social networks.
And then there are the few who seek membership in the Galactic Exploration Society.
In this moment, when the actions of others — friends, family, acquaintances, and instantly formed/lost friendships — find spaces in my thoughts, I look around the room of my study/meditation zone and wonder how/if happiness is contagious.
Some days I pursue the wrong activities.
My father is a man of action more than contemplation.
I have always been more of a man of contemplation rather than action.
From my father’s U.S. Army days in Germany during the Cold War to his most recent days of teaching students at ETSU as an adjunct professor, he found happiness in social engagement.
I find happiness in analysing interesting data more than in stressing pre-arthritic joints while swinging a scythe.
Both of us are products of the influences of ancestors, peers, descendants, and commercial interests.
My father grew up to put country first.
I grew up to put planetary exploration first.
The influences upon him influenced me.
The same goes for the achievements and accomplishments of my friends.
The Sun heats the planet and air pressure changes create wind which passes through the forest, influencing my thoughts and the thoughts of people passing in front of my yard.
Staring at an iPad, my head bent down while my finger slides news articles across the screen, like the scenes around me flashing past when I’d hold on to the rails of a merry-go-round during recess in elementary school, causes motion sickness.
While telling the tale of our species from a long perspective, how do I incorporate the images above into one where we’re looking at our achievements and accomplishments that’ve put people on the Moon and cybernetic explorers on millennial-long journeys?
It’s not the brain of Stephen Hawking that I want to preserve — it’s his thought patterns that are interwoven with the society around him I want to perpetuate, ensuring that they continue to evolve unabated by the physical presence of a brain or a body bound to a wheelchair.
My father, however, is a different story. His physical AND mental presence are both key parts of what he means to me and my desire to push our species beyond primal tendencies to create dystopian nightmares where survivalist weapon hoarding is considered normal behaviour.
It’s also more than that but I’ve allowed myself to become a mortal human, subject to daily interruptions of bigger dreams, distracted from the plan set in motion by a group of people I’ve spun into a literary device called the Committee to capture the attention of those prone to primal thought patterns so that we can achieve a goal 13,904 days from now with all 7+ billion of us fully involved as sets of states of energy in the visible part of the universe with which we’re most familiar.
Are hopes and dreams intimately tied to happiness?
Perhaps.
How much does the passing of a single redbud leaf in front of the window have to do with dust devils on Mars?
Do you understand the immense distance between our planet and any celestial body with potential compatible communicable sets of states of energy that would interest us more than as laboratory experiments?
A lesson I learned one summer during sales training week for Southwestern Book Company decades ago still applies today:
The story concerns twin boys of five or six. Worried that the boys had developed extreme personalities — one was a total pessimist, the other a total optimist — their parents took them to a psychiatrist.
First the psychiatrist treated the pessimist. Trying to brighten his outlook, the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with brand-new toys. But instead of yelping with delight, the little boy burst into tears. “What’s the matter?” the psychiatrist asked, baffled. “Don’t you want to play with any of the toys?” “Yes,” the little boy bawled, “but if I did I’d only break them.”
Next the psychiatrist treated the optimist. Trying to dampen his outlook, the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with horse manure. But instead of wrinkling his nose in disgust, the optimist emitted just the yelp of delight the psychiatrist had been hoping to hear from his brother, the pessimist. Then he clambered to the top of the pile, dropped to his knees, and began gleefully digging out scoop after scoop with his bare hands. “What do you think you’re doing?” the psychiatrist asked, just as baffled by the optimist as he had been by the pessimist. “With all this manure,” the little boy replied, beaming, “there must be a pony in here somewhere!”
That, my friends, is why we get up in the morning, making miracles every day. No matter how much we may be distracted by the mundane, or even happy being perfectly anonymous, there’s always a chance that pony will appear out of nowhere and change our perspective.
In fact, I guarantee it will.
Look at me. I never thought a tablet PC could cause motion sickness until today, which has completely changed my desire to write the Next Great App.
Just when this reporter thought he had seen it all, earlier today the administration announced, during an election year, no less, that it has banned personal pet ownership.
The official spokesperson for the administration, Whyte Lizun Taultayles, explained that although the administration has no direct bearing or influence on the fluctuation of petrol prices that deeply affect the feelings of citizens who rely upon transportation devices to carry them from one retail purchase to another as well as to their four or five retail sales and/or fast food jobs just to make ends meet…whew! Ms. Taultayles had to take a deep breath there!…the administration’s own privately-funded public thinktank had determined that ownership of pets or companionship with species not our own is solely responsible for the excess use of petrol that, unlike stories of speculation or market manipulation by highly-influential donors from the oil industry to the current administration (and to every administration before or after), can be tied to dragging down what should be the great news of our economy’s strong growth in these uncertain times caused by unspecified unfriendly international interests and rogue nations.
From the 9th of April onward, any person, family, household, business, nonprofit organisation or international NGO caught harbouring animals not belonging to the species Homo sapiens will be regarded as a traitor of our nation and subject to permanent retainer in baggage compartments and boxcars that have been rigged as mobile detention centers in which interrogators will ferret out all members of secret groups tied to the breeding, care and distribution of nonfood species.
The agriculture industry has stepped forward and declared that their members are in full compliance with the new executive order. Any farmers overheard giving their cattle or sheep nicknames are not to be construed as treating the animals like a pet; rather, the farmer is merely using a simple mnemonic device to separate the best of the best in breed for future sales calculations.
Political pollsters are stumped that such a drastic measure would be taken this late in the election season. Analysts are scurrying to determine if there is some new metric the administration has dreamt up to sway a particular segment of potential voters because none of the core voters of any of the main political parties has ever mentioned the desire to tie petrol prices to pet ownership or the pet industry in general.
Meanwhile, the famous author, Benton Revenge, has released a new autobiography about the 62 years her father served as a janitor of the local public school and the effect it had on Benton. The book promises to reveal sex scandals, the change in quality of chewing gum over the decades, the evolution of stuff kids paste inside their lockers and the cycle of the role of authority that teachers play in the lives of students, administrators and faculty members like Benton’s father which had an important role in turning Benton into an independent, unmarried writer rather than a teacher and mother, seeing as it denied her the access she craved to hoard guinea pigs in broom closets on school property because her father was obsessed with keeping things in their proper places, being a shining example of the perfect student in the “golden age of public education,” he has reminded his daughter on more than one occasion.
The Russian tycoon, Petr Petroyovich Petr Petroyovich, not to be upstaged by James Cameron or Jeff Bezos, launched an expedition to recover one of the Soviet exploration Lunokhod vehicles that ended its mission on the Moon. We await word from Chinese tycoons about their grand plans for membership in the oneupship club. Carlos Slim has denied the need to participate, simply being happy as world’s richest person.
My father has always been a serious fellow around me but he has had his funny moments, too.
When I was in secondary school, my father chaperoned many an event, earning himself the nickname “Cool Dad.”
So, while I mentally compose funny bone ticklers to flesh out here in later blog entries, today’s info-stuffed minimal verbosity includes two links for those seeking silly respites despite serious riffs on ALS-related syndromes/diseases:
The other day, my father recounted the first snow he remembered at Christmas.
He was in the Boston area, interviewing with MIT for an undergraduate student opening.
My father was a very independent child, often, in his early teens, riding the train from Knoxville, Tennessee, to Washington, D.C., seeing the museums, going on to Norfolk, VA, to visit his father who was stationed at the naval base there and then returning in time to attend school on Monday.
To earn money, my father had a newspaper route.
So it was not a big stretch, as it might be for some, to imagine attending, let alone applying to, MIT.
Fast forward a few decades and his daughter, my baby sister, a school counselor in the Virginia public school system, just received Teacher of the Year.
As a counselor!
Wonderful news.
Soon, my sister’s son will graduate with a baccalaureate and start his postgraduate career, possibly in law school.
Where?
Well, if my father put MIT in his sights, perhaps his grandson will set a similar goal.
We’ll see.
In my parents’ empty-nest years, they’ve volunteered to serve food at the local middle school football games, sell Christmas trees for the Colonial Heights Optimist Club and give assistance to neighbours in need. They’ve attended Citizens’ Police Academy, providing support for the local Neighbourhood Watch program, as a result.
These are the examples my parents have set for their offspring, raising successful children and receiving successful grandchildren in return.
That, in a nutshell, is what life is all about. Everything else is just spare pocket change.
May all of us inspire our children to seek great achievements, just like Nanxi Liu and Annette.
And congratulations to my sister one more time!
How many times has my agent told me, “Stop trying to write for a worldwide audience! Pick a niche. Any niche. And make me bloody rich. Why do I have to get writers who want to save the world? Why not just save my home mortgage and children’s holidays to the Swiss Alps for once?”
That’s why I love pseudonyms. I can write books that make me, and only me, “bloody rich,” while my agent is trying to scrape by on my novels, essays, screenplays and films that have no target audience in mind.
More like out of my mind when I write those for his cut off the top.
Life’s not fair but we can show a sense of fair play when being kind is acceptable and taught at a young age.
Not me and my agent, though.
We go way back to our youthful misadventures when school assignments were tediously simple and boring, leaving us the rest of our day to fill with torturing our fellow students, intent as they were on completing homework with difficulty.
If college is not for everyone, general primary/secondary education isn’t, either!
Do you know how much fun we had “borrowing” schoolbooks from student lockers, removing pages and substituting facsimiles with totally different questions, math equations and essay topics?
Why do you think I and my band of merry cohorts took a bookbinding class at a local print shop? We got easy, permanent access to bookbinding and digital lithography equipment that allowed us to create awesome reproductions of schoolbooks we randomly inserted into a pile at the end of semester for the next year’s kids to mull over and get confused about.
The assistant principal at school, who was constantly reprimanding, paddling or scolding me, told me he was surprised that a good boy like me had such a mean streak.
I didn’t see myself as mean. I saw myself as trying to enlighten students to separate themselves from the indoctrination/brainwashing they were receiving.
There are more questions about life than what you’ll answer in those books. Infinitely more!
Like the motivational speaker will often say, “If I reach out and influence only one person today, my job is done.” Not a very efficient job, mind you, but if that’s what the market will bear, so be it…
There’re ways to increase your website traffic that have nothing to do with your target audience, but do you really want to?
Your bonus for the day: Parents, make time in your busy lives for your kids’ education.
And one for the road (to the nonvegans out there): Animal protein for the lean, mean machine in you…
In case you missed it, the Association of Comglomerates announced today that, going forward, all newhires at any organisation — corporation, sports team, quilting club, stamp collectors, etc. — must sit through a viewing of the film, “About Schmidt,” and then write an essay about why life must go on despite one’s useless Sisyphean effort to make a difference.
As an alternative, one may appear in “Death of a Salesman” or interview a person standing on a bridge about to commit suicide.
Major universities around the world are contemplating adding curriculum as the capstone course to all university degree programs.
Card-losing members of Apathetics, Anonymous, are confused about the situation — why the fuss?
Nihilists are rejoicing that they’ve won the day and will announce the proclamation of “The World is Nothing Day” during this evening’s news broadcast.
The World Trade Organisation has refused to admit defeat and will continue to closely cooperate with financial institutions to put everyone and every institution under heavy loads of debt, thereby confirming the futility of life unknowingly.
The world of the future is today. Get ready for a free spin that’ll fill your thoughts with new knowledge with which you’ll demonstrate your education in realtime.
In other words, paper diplomas and certificates are passé.
Savvy employers are from Missouri: show ’em, don’t tell ’em, what you’re worth.
Can your school system save money by deploying energy-efficient measures?
Sometimes, the little savings add up.
Now, about making the school children’s job futures more positive…hmmm…we’ll leave you with these data points for the day:
Well, it’s time for the Committee to get back to work because, with only 13970 days to go, we have a planet to maintain and a solar system to populate in no time flat!
Speaking of which, I heard the daffynition of a new word, “copulate,” which means to repopulate an area only with the children of police.
Hasta Mañana, you yellow bananas!