First, Do No More Harm Than Is Absolutely Necessary To Do No Harm

The men sat back in their leather chairs, cigar smoke gathering in layers below the ceiling.

“Boys, this is the way I see it.  We gave the women the right to vote.  A few decades later, we paid some kids to crash planes on 9/11.  From my point of view, we’re right on schedule.  Any objections?”

“Why are you so certain this will work?”

“Why?  Because it always has.  We enfranchise and disenfranchise various portions of the population to keep them off-guard and forever picketing city hall for the same rights they’ve lost and gained so many times they can’t remember.”

“If only this next one happened in my lifetime…”

“Anyone else with a question?”

“Yes.  So let me get this straight.  Your schedule shows us implementing Sharia law in Western countries within 100 years of 9/11/2001, thereby reinstating the role of men as supreme leaders…?”

“Uh-huh…”

“But it doesn’t bother you that our religion is pushed off to the side?”

“What do you mean?”

“Isn’t Sharia law the antithesis of ours?”

“How so?”

“Well, our religions are not exactly best friends…”

“Abrahamic, Ibrahamic, call it what you will.  At the end of the day, it’s patriarchical and that’s all that matters to us men.  Right, boys?!”

The yellow-orange glow of burning tobacco sticks bobbed up and down.

“Next item on the agenda — determining which families get first dibs on occupying the initial Martian colonies.  Any suggestions?”

“Well, hadn’t we better make sure the women we send with those families are self-sufficient if need be but ultimately dependent on men?”

“Of course, of course.  As you can see from the list I gave you, the men and women from which you will choose the best candidates have been sequestered into isolated subcultures for three generations, allowing us to control their thought patterns, dietary preferences and genetic tendencies with 99.99966 percent accuracy.”

“I don’t know.  Six sigma sure leaves a lot of room for error.  I’d feel a lot more secure if we had a 10-sigma process in place.”

“You get what you pay for.  Gentlemen, anyone want to raise the stakes to ten sigma?”

“I’ll put a wager on seven.”

“Eight for me!”

“Okay, anyone for nine?  No?  Okay, going once, twice, sold!  Eight sigma.  By my calculations we need an additional half a billion dollars for seed money to get this started.”

“I’d still feel more comfortable with ten.”

“And if you can cough up 100 billion dollars, we’ll give you ten sigma.”

“Let me think about it…”

“Sure thing.  We’ll table it until next week’s Committee meeting.  Now, looking at the list, are there any objections to the list of potential candidates?”

Cross-Market Products That Don’t Work

In an era of cross-market products, where politicians should wear jackets showing their list of highest campaign donors to help us figure who’s buying the legislation being shoved down our throats sold to us as a bill of goods good for us, there are some products that shouldn’t reach the market.

Example below:

Thirty-one years ago…

Tired of turkey and dressing for dinner, my wife and I treated my mother to a supper of pizza a few days ago.

At the table next to us sat a family celebrating a child’s birthday.

After we ate, we spoke to the family and discovered they lived about 20 miles away from my wife and me in north Alabama.

Quite a coincidence, eating at the same restaurant 300 miles from home, it seemed.

Then, the grandmother at the table spoke up and said she recognised my mother who, as it turned out, had taught the 37-year old man with graying beard whose son’s birthday was sung by the pizza restaurant staff a few minutes before.

There we stood, watching a couple with a six-year young boy, recalling when the father was six 31 years before, under the tutelage of my mother.

On the ride home, my mother described what she remembered of the man when he was a boy — smart, skinny, shy — who is now an engineer working for our government’s military.

In our country, a popular phrase called “fiscal cliff” hangs in the air, with hints of government military cutbacks threatening to dampen celebrations of birthdays for little boys who depend on their parents’ government salaries to support local restaurants.

The “trickle down theory” is no longer popular but applies in many different ways, from the effect of a first grade teacher on a boy’s future to the effect of political wrangling on the income of restaurant workers.

The future is in our hands, which are the signs of the effects of the past.

Time is irrelevant.  Action is everything.

Always a fun situation

Two political points:

  1. Many in the U.S. Congress are lame ducks, with no aspirations for a political future, meaning they can make waves in the days before their legislative duties are complete.
  2. In a way, Obama is a lame duck because he can’t be reelected for his political office.  So, for the rest of the world, there are four years to cause havoc and mayhem that put the insurance company adverts in perspective.

Let the games begin!

The Narcissistic Divisionist in-Chief?

Last night, I took a good, hard look at my changes in attitudes (but not changes in latitude) since my father died in May.

While Dad was alive and fully cognizant, able to carry on a conversation, I acted as a “devil’s advocate” defender of our U.S. President, Obama, against the following accusations of Dad:

1. Narcissist — Obama’s only personal accomplishment, his wealth, is based on his autobiographies, which, as biographies go, are usually full of fabrications and myth/legend making material
2. Inexperienced — never finished a term in office, “fast-tracked”
3. Socialist — the Affordable Care Act was just the start of socialist, entitlement approach to governing
3. Pot smoker — the Commander-in-chief should lead by example and not have violated any laws voluntarily, especially as it relates to “recreational” drug use
4. Aligned with the Clintons, known associates of the Russians and most likely Communist sympathizers
5. No military experience — prone to misunderstanding the need for a standing army, air force, navy, etc., to protect interests both foreign and domestic
6. No foreign policy experience — prone to major lapses in relationships with other governments and inability to respond to disasters/flare ups on a timely basis
7. No business experience — lack of business ownership meant the President would be more inclined to redistribute business owners’ wealth as if the earnings were socialist/communist-owned
8. Part of the Chicago political machine, as corrupt as most big city politicians can [probably] be
9. May or may not have been born in the U.S., which is sufficient doubt to question all the President’s qualifications
10. Born of a non-U.S. citizen, especially a Muslim — will align his politics with non-U.S. interests first

We are all allowed to have personal beliefs that clash with popular opinion.

Obama’s first term in office was not a total disaster but we did see some of Dad’s worries above come to fruition, with many in the Secret Service and military display a total lack of regard for respect of their duties to country, family and self, reflecting an attitude that must start at the top, as all organizations do.

Are sex scandals a Democratic specialty?

Yes, Obama is an inexperienced narcissist but he also has a keen set of thoughts and had been involved in assembling a team in his first term that contributed to an economic recovery (only history will show us how much).

Obama carries a lot of international goodwill because of his mixed family heritage, which the U.S. has promoted as a form of foreign policy — part African, part Malaysian, part Hawaiian, part Muslim, Part Christian, part American — but has also contributed to division in domestic policies.

I understand narcissism. I write a blog, after all, with my name, not yours, on it. However, I have chosen not to put myself front and center in the public arena.

I tried to convince my wife last night that Obama is a black Reagan in his mix of government policies. My wife tried to convince me that Obama is no Great Communicator.

I voted for neither one so my perspective is biased against both the Gipper and whatever nickname we’ll end up giving Obama (the gray-haired skinny one?) but my argument is the same.

Bottom line: labels don’t change the fact that our government is intruding more and more into our private lives, including our thoughts and family relations, arguments as perennial as grass growing cycles.

In other words, enough about current politics — on to the future!

Wordyisms

Best observation of the recent U.S. presidential election:

“Pundits argue whether Obama’s reelection is a mandate for change.  To single women and gays, he’s simply a man date.”

Worse source verification of the recent “Hillary says let’s avoid talking about Benghazi, get revenge on socialites and philandering men in the military” scandal:

What was that book title, again?

Which image is most like the other?

In this month’s copy of a children’s magazine, Highlights, we ask you to identify which image of a person in the first photo is most like an image of a person in the second photo:


HINT: there is no version of the girl with long black hair in the first photo.

 

Credits:

Abandoned Ship

Rumour has it, based on the blood pouring from my scrotum, that the flooding of Venice released an ancient terror.  I am almost too tired to continue writing.

My wife and I included the city of canals on our tour of Italy.

We were there when the latest floods hit.

Being avid swimmers, we decided to join other tourists who dived into the waters of a local plaza and jumped out of a gondola into the floodwaters.

Several days later, we all feel a little sick.

I sit here, soaking up blood that I can’t stop.

Most of us have wounds that won’t heal.

One tourist reported that the doctor he brought with him reported seeing unusually large multicellular organisms in his bloodstream that seem to like eating through skin and blood vessels.

We are weak.

I don’t know if I can write another blog entry.

The priest in our hotel offered us last rites, saying, apologetically, that we looked like hell.

With the countrywide strikes in progress, I don’t think we’ll be able to get out of here alive.

…if you can call what’s been happening to us, the last few days, living!