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Author Archives: treetrunkrick
The enchanting rustic automata and ‘organic mechanic’ of artist Blair Somerville
Modeling models in modules, modes and nodules
Giving the Creative Arts Department free rein is not, I remind them, the same as giving them free reign.
Free rain, on the other hand, is fine in limited quantities.
Today, I stopped by their cubes, covered in bubble wrap so they can throw books at each other just to duck and hear the “pop, pop, poppety pop” of compressed air escaping through sheered plastic sheeting.
I asked for an update.
After two weeks of work, this is all they had to give me:
Umm…I’m not prone to violent outbursts except when I’m prone to violent outbursts.
Concentrate…ommmm….meditate upon the nothingness of the universe…remember I’m not paying them anything…the Kickstarter campaign will help them recover their costs…IF THEY ACTUALLY PRODUCE SOMETHING TANGIBLE!
Okay, on to other projects. I’ll let the Creative Arts department know I’m serious by denying them more than four mochalattafrappaccinocarpediem drinks a day.
Or should I double their intake to 24 a day?
Decisions, decisions!
And now, back to business…
Wow! What an action-packed last couple of months!
First of all, we want to thank our sponsors for making this business possible. Without them…well, we’d probably be eating pine bark and panhandling with the rest of our employees…but then again, isn’t that what most of my vegan staff does already, since, as we know, I don’t actually pay them anything?
Anyway, back to business.
Where were we? Hmm…
How about we check in on our Creative Arts Department and see how the Kickstarter campaign is coming along.
I’ll get back to you as soon as I’ve been briefed, or debriefed?
When rocket propulsion and engineering program management met
Sometimes, the awkward, bullied grade-school nerd in me shows himself, his tiny, insignificant self-image forgetting that he’s a full-fledged grownup male who has traveled the world and negotiated multimillion-dollar deals.
As I’m oft reminded, a simple “thank you” for a compliment means more than a humorous attempt to act modest.
The awkwardness has declined with time and maturity but appeared this weekend.
So, too, saying thank you as a compliment is not easy for me in realtime, despite my frequent use of gratitude in this blog.
I can’t go back in time but I can record here my thanks for the hard work that Jenn put into not only the hours of practice she provided for our dance routine, but also the great effort she put into a costume for our performance.
It’s been rare to find such a good friend in someone like Jenn, who’s willing to play grownup pretend (or cosplay, in today’s parlance) for a public show, purely for the sake of fun exercise.
I appreciate her husband’s and my wife’s patience during the past couple of months.
Here’s our video, posted for posterity and eternity on the Internet, turned rightside-up, with titles and credits to identify us when we’re old and gray (and a little forgetful — “You mean that used to be you, Great Uncle Rick/Great Aunt Jenn?” “That’s what they tell me.”):
Here’s hoping that we can find the time and energy to put another routine together.
The best leader doesn’t have say a thing to get his underlings to do his bidding
They say a true leader is a coach. Rick is neither — he’s a storyteller who compels his readers to follow their own path to whatever they enjoy the most — pain, bliss, or painful bliss or blissful pain, numbness, joy, they choose it — whatever they do, they’re accomplishing Rick’s goals without knowing it.
That’s a true leader — Rick is the best mob boss in the business.
Think about that the next time you kill someone or steal in the name of justice — you just did what Rick told you to without question.
Mob bosses have different hobbies.
Rick likes to dance.
But Rick likes to dance with his girlfriend — let him make you jealous one more time.
Hop-hop-happy
The future is here — Lee and Guin reenact history in the antigravity chamber.
Several hundred years ago, in an alternate universe, Lee and Guin were Steampunk Charles Lindbergh and Steampunk Amelia Earhart out on an adventure with the Mad Hatter.
They, as you readers know, crashed in the Alps. While debating the merits of taking off again, they saw that the people of Bavaria were in peril, their sole source of chocolate blocked by giant solidified bars.
So Chuck and Amelia did the only thing they could — danced the Lindy Hop to crush the bars, mixing cream from the snow-white peaks of the Alps into a froth, delicious concoction we now know as dark chocolate, milk chocolate and white chocolate.
Hope you enjoyed the show!
More as it develops…
Showcase family album
To whom and/or what do your memories belong?
Modern yet classic
Lyrics are everywhere for the two of us, you and I — to Abi and her beau:
Don’t you worry there my honey
We might not have any money
But we’ve got our love to pay the bills
Maybe I think you’re cute and funny
Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you
If you know what I mean
Oh, let’s get rich and buy our parents homes
In the south of France
Let’s get rich and give everybody nice sweaters
And teach them how to dance
Let’s get rich and build our house on a mountain
Making everybody look like ants
From way up there, you and I, you and I
Well, you might be a bit confused
And you might be a little bit bruised
But baby how we spoon like no one else
So I will help you read those books
If you will soothe my worried looks
And we will put the lonesome on the shelf
Ooh, let’s get rich and buy our parents homes
In the south of France
Let’s get rich and give everybody nice sweaters
And teach them how to dance
Let’s get rich and build our house on a mountain
Making everybody look like ants
From way up there, you and I, you and I
Ooh, let’s get rich and buy our parents homes
In the south of France
Let’s get rich and give everybody nice sweaters
And teach them how to dance
Let’s get rich and build our house on a mountain
Making everybody look like ants
From way up there, you and I, you and I
Songwriters
LAMILLA, SORAYA / NICHOLAS, TONY



















