Etymology.
Entomology.
Universal.
Uninterruptible.
A smile in queue at the Red Pig.
Rediagnosis with the neurologist.
Speech pathology.
Nurse practitioner.
Leaders joking in world news.
Medical decisions on the home front.
Etymology.
Entomology.
Universal.
Uninterruptible.
A smile in queue at the Red Pig.
Rediagnosis with the neurologist.
Speech pathology.
Nurse practitioner.
Leaders joking in world news.
Medical decisions on the home front.
A group of cosmetologists and astrologers held a surprise birthday party for Dr. Stephen Hawking today.
At the end of the party, the group released an official statement:
“We predict that our esteemed colleague will need a haircut and manicure before the next full moon.”
When asked about any insight into scientific breakthroughs at the LHC or other research centres, the spokesperson for AACHU (Association of Astrologers and Cosmetologists for Human Understanding) sneezed and then said, “We have no idea what the Large Haircut Centre will design next but we’re told those born under the sign of Pisces should avoid dying their hair if swirled into a bouffant style and previously dyed pink, yellow or green. Also, avoid new relationships until the next meteor shower.”
So, tonight, to set the drama in real life here in smalltown America, where inventions and patents live or die on dreams, while viewing the episode “Copper and Robbers” on “Invention USA” of the History Channel,
consider this as a subplot you can’t clearly see but can imagine happens all across the world every day while one party reviews the actions of the other party in determining the validity of one’s rights to assert one’s ascent into the echelons of commercial success:
——– Original Message ——–
Subject: Copyright Policy – DMCA NotificationDate: Thu, December 22, 2011 2:00 pm
TO:Darci BaileyDMCA AgentA&E Television Networks, LLC235 E. 45th StreetNew York, NY 10017Phone: (212) 210-1400Facsimile: (212) 210-1308Email: copyright@aetn.com with the subject line “Copyright Policy – DMCA Notification”As noted in the email below, this is a pre-notification that an upcoming episode of “Invention USA”: “Copper and Robbers,” due to premiere tomorrow, 23rd December 2011, at 10 p.m. (9 p.m. Central), may contain information from a person or persons on the show that infringes upon U.S. Patent No. 8,081,074.The inventors of the above patent plan to review the show for alleged copyright and/or patent infringement.If copyright infringement, patent infringement and/or deleterious remarks about the patent and/or its technology, including applicable products and/or services, appear to have been made during the broadcast of the show, the inventors will determine legal actions to take to protect their patent and its market value, both potential and actual, including “cease and desist” submittal to prevent the distribution of current/future availability on A+E Network websites and/or electronic/print media (such as single DVD(s), boxed DVD set(s), advertising media, and/or “teaser” trailers) of the episode titled “Copper and Robbers” of the show “Invention USA.”If no copyright infringement, patent infringement, libel, slander, and/or product/service viability damage (such as might occur by general viewing of the episode by a potential manufacturer, distributor, customer and/or end user) has been observed during the broadcast or subsequent viewing by legal experts of the episode, then no further action (i.e., no formal notification of alleged copyright/patent infringement) will occur at this time.Sincerely,Rick Hill261 Mohawk RoadBig Cove, AL 35763(256) 518-9392——– Original Message ——–
Subject: Upcoming episode of “Invention USA”: “Copper and Robbers”
From:
Date: Wed, December 21, 2011 11:20 pm
To: permissions@aetvn.comTo Whom It May Concern:In an upcoming episode of Invention USA to premiere on the History Channel on the 23rd of December 2011, there is supposed to be a segment where “Reichart and Garrett test the mettle of an inventor who believes he’s created a way to stop a crime that costs Americans millions of dollars a year.”For your information, U.S. patent no. 8,081,074 was officially issued yesterday that provides similar protection:“An apparatus for deterring removal of electrical wiring that is installed in a building includes a controller, and a wiring module responsive to the controller and forming a monitored circuit with installed electrical wiring by coupling to an end of the wiring located at a load distribution junction. The other end of the wiring is electrically coupled, and can be coupled with a controlled impedance, or with a protected asset. The apparatus is configured with control logic to issue an alert if the integrity of the monitored circuit has been compromised.”Any and all claims made on the Invention USA episode titled “Copper and Robbers” will be reviewed for patent infringement, as well as libel, slander or miscellaneous disparaging remarks in relation to the technology and inventors/businesses involved in the creation, sale and/or distribution of products/services based on the above patent.I request permission to create a digital copy of this episode for further legal review as required or requested by the inventors of the patent cited above to protect the patent’s technological and market value.
First there was [shh!] Whispernet, and now this. Is “Hairnet” trademarked?
For the rest of the day, silence speaks louder than words.
In writing the narrative about our species in which we head for star systems as a investment in the nest egg of nest eggs (thus, the timeline that includes an event 14017 days away), one must consider the alternative timelines and subplots galore.
That, or Zsa Zsa Gabor’s family history…
In any case, it is the case of the glass case of one’s household gods we consider at this moment.
What are your household gods?
Religious/Sports/Music/Dramatic Arts/Business/Political/Literary/Scientific figures? Holiday figurines? Your pets? Hobbies?
These and other questions will fill the spaces between now and then.
In hindsight, the decades to follow will look like a mad dash.
We, however, are living from one moment to another in slow motion, it seems.
The supercomputers woven into your fabricated fashions will drive us maddeningly happy with joy and variety unknown, or barely imagined, by previous generations.
As you know, generations have shortened from 20 years to 10 to 5 to 2 to…what next?
Just like ocean waves that overrun each other, trends will pass by us too fast for us to notice until retro trends show us what we missed the first, second, or third time.
After all, what is faster than the speed of light?
After the Higgs boson, what’s going to hold our scientific interest?
When was the last time a chair seduced you into taking a seat?
Are you seated comfortably and ready to listen?
Good! Let the story begin again anew…
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