A group of cosmetologists and astrologers held a surprise birthday party for Dr. Stephen Hawking today.
At the end of the party, the group released an official statement:
“We predict that our esteemed colleague will need a haircut and manicure before the next full moon.”
When asked about any insight into scientific breakthroughs at the LHC or other research centres, the spokesperson for AACHU (Association of Astrologers and Cosmetologists for Human Understanding) sneezed and then said, “We have no idea what the Large Haircut Centre will design next but we’re told those born under the sign of Pisces should avoid dying their hair if swirled into a bouffant style and previously dyed pink, yellow or green. Also, avoid new relationships until the next meteor shower.”