Theatre of the Absurdists

Choices of entertainment for one evening:

In an ode to Newt’s passion for adultery, here is the choice that was made:

Entertaining, indeed.

Contrast this with the Rockettes show we saw a while back and it tells us much.

First of all, humour is flavoured varietally.  If there is a supreme being, then we can safely assume that every variation on a theme has been concocted and projected by the being in one form or another.

We can easily say that every subculture has a means of positive reinforcement of its living standards.

Those who praise a supreme being, which may or may not actively participate in their lives, will find a way to center their thoughts and actions on positive reinforcement of their praise and beliefs.

Those who find no justification for beings in any form, seen or unseen, creative or destructive, will find a way to center their thoughts and actions on positive reinforcement of their beliefs.

It was at summer church camp that I learned from listening to camp counselors about five years older than me about a Saturday evening program called Saturday Night Live.

Thus, while my parents taught me the values of moral and ethical training found within their Christian belief system, I learned not only from them but also from those within that system who sought other forms of enlightenment to feed their desire for intellectual stimulation not readily available in the repeated, steady diet of annual Christian rites and rituals.

College football games.  MAD magazine.  Television shows (minus coverage of the Vietnam War, which my father expressly forbid us from viewing nightly news footage of such).

Of the list of choices at the top of this blog, I have seen them all in one form or another, in this or a previous year.

Constant learning.  Continuous improvement.  Infinite curiosity.  Stoking my imagination.

What did I learn last night?

Well, the level of talent in Huntsville and the surrounding area varies.  I saw an absurdist theatre production of “Cabaret” crossed with “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas,” both which I first observed in my youth.

If you claim a Christian background and current practice schedule, when your children go to bed on the 24th of December, will you have put into their thoughts a prayer toward Santa Claus or Jesus for the gifts they hope to receive in the morning?

For the rest of the world, what do the next few weeks of your exposure to frantic holiday shopping and bright light displays mean to you and your family?

While chewing my lunch…

Ahh…an appetite for budgetary constraints.  Here’s another tidbit to put into the computer for future admiration — the cost to raise a child in modern society:

 

Family planning has made the news headlines lately and I’ll let it alone.  I’m more interested in comparing apples to oranges, family budget to national government budget, for an analysis that contains no paralysis.

If you want, we can throw in capital punishment for a right good show on touchy topics du jour.

Let’s not and say we’re knotted on this one.

Back to lunch.

If you want reform…

A friend on facebook wants to reform her national government.

Kathy, if you want reform — that is, to make significant changes to the way tax revenues are spent (and possibly, collected, decreasing the debt load) in your local/state/national government — look at the numbers.

And, while looking, ask yourself what you’re willing to give up, both now and in the future, if reform to you means lowering the total expenditure.

For instance, here’s the pie chart of U.S. total spending for FY 2011:

Perhaps your  local political entity has a similar, easy-to-view breakdown of the way tax revenues/debts are supposed to be divided.

Where do you want to see changes made?

Where are the areas that change will be most effective for you and your sub/culture?

Can we manage government budgets as if they’re our own households?

What is a manageable public debt load?  After all, who’s going to call in your government’s debt?  Has your government’s debt been called in?

If bankruptcy is not an option, is eliminating the wishy-washy ratings agencies a good starting point?

More later.

Time for lunch and a few good books to read, including an ebook titled “Three Cups of Deceit – How Greg Mortenson, Humanitarian Hero, Lost His Way,” by John Krakauer.

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Thanks to Joe and Harold at KCDC; Tee Aundra at Krystal.

Is 4.74 Degrees Cold or Warm?

A reader sent me a sheaf of pencil shavings, asking me if I’d apply my divination skills to discerning the future from the bundle.

Whoa, woe is me, weary and wornout, beset with warts and all manner of worrisome wheretofores.

Last night, I took apart the battery pack attached to this notebook computer to see what’s inside.

Six cells, labeled “LGEP218650,” glued and soldered together, with some circuitry tucked in beside.

A set of Li-ion energy packs whose roar is less trustworthy for long stints away from AC power sources.

Same for the pencil shavings.

How long ago were they made?  The wood I can figure out.  The graphite source is easy to trace.

But the patterns…hmm…

If I read them correctly, there is a secret executive order, approved by the World Court, that says, because everyone is less than six degrees of separation from anyone who claims association with al Qaeda or similar officially designated terrorist organisations, all members of our species are subject to unlawful seizure and indefinite imprisonment by those in military/police uniform but, most especially, useful as free labour in the New Corporate World Order profitmaking schemes.

And now, let the racial accusations fly (or at least hear politicians running for [re]election take claim for such): whites will fear retribution by nonwhites, nonwhites will fear retribution by whites and native Americans will moan, saying “Here we go again!”

I’m shaking in my boots.  Wait, I’m not wearing boots.  I’m wearing leather moccasins!  That means, yes, that I now have PETA on my tail and an association with native American fashion to contend with.

Where can I go?  Where can I hide my hide?

That’s what I get for telling readers not to send nude photos of themselves to me via post or email.  It just opens up all the other possible permutations and combinations of things that CAN be sent to me.

All I wanted to do was sit in my cabin in the woods and meditate on the meaning of the nothingness of meaning.

Instead, I have delivery trucks stopping by my house both night and day, dropping off packages carefully wrapped by those who hold the belief that I divine the future because I don’t care about the future and thus can tell the truth about what’s going to happen next in the collision of waveforms in the nearby sections of the known universe.

I lift my cup of tea, put in a drop or two of humour, doubt and disbelief, stir in a bit of sarcasm and happiness, and take a slow sip.

It is a good day.

The rhythm of lines of water dripping from the broken gutter forms quickly moving bars and stanzas of translucent sheet music following gravity’s trail from sky to ground, thanks to the condensed moisture (i.e., rain) heavy enough to be attracted to Earth’s core.

Time to investigate more about the subculture of the lilypad Arduino and its future effect upon us all…

…and wonder why facebook discourages making connections with complete strangers.  Aren’t we all connectable?  How else are we to reach out and get to know as many of our fellow seven billion as we can before we die?  Other than the unencumbered/uncensored Internet, that is.

Imagine an interconnected army of Elmos invading your children’s hearts and thought sets.  Wait, it already happened!  😉

Attaboys from WordPress for posting blog entries

“Hey,” says WordPress every time I post a blog entry, “you’re about to hit an artificial target of a round number of blog entries.  Way to go!”

Here are three entries from the Guardian as a thank-you to them for loaning my blog a photo of a street protestor:

  1. Occupy the mask.
  2. Empire, dynasty or inevitability?
  3. Is she certain about her uncertainty?

And now, back to the Committee, the supercomputer, the hackers, business associates and others who run the show in which we pay you a pittance to perform as marionettes…

Balsa Struts and Tissue Paper

Have you ever created a reason to walk door-to-door, meeting your neighbours, greeting strangers who have internal imagery that defines their perfect center of the universe in domiciles that may or may not define domestic bliss?

In my door-to-door adventures, I asked for Halloween candy; have sold: raffle tickets for junior high school sock hops, desk lamps and other catalog items for Cub/Boy Scout projects, candles and oranges for high school marching band trips, mini-encyclopedias for college spending money; delivered free telephone books; taken survey information for the 2010 U.S. Census.

In the forty or so years of these face-to-face encounters, I have seen houses full of African violets, mobile homes full of marijuana plants, dog/cat feces all over the floor, spotlessly-clean living rooms (implying there was little in the way of living going on in them), ethnic diversity in areas where homogeneity was most coveted, souvenir dinner plates covering walls, people answering the door in a variety of [un]dress and people being as quiet as they can, refusing to open the door.

Do you know the official history of the spot where you call home, even if it’s a carpark where your Travelers’ caravan sits temporarily?

I am a vagabond of thought patterns, meandering from place to place, committed neither to one thought pattern nor another, aware of the vanity that goes with believing any one thought set is a permanent solution to anything in particular.

I have a childhood drawing with three names on the bottom: Rick Hill, Jeff Garwood and Suzanne Trimble.  I guess the drawing was made sometime between the third and sixth year of primary school.

I know the first person very well, have lost touch with the second person and the third person is about to spend seven months in Germany for reasons unknown to me.

However, these three people well represent the types of people I met in my door-to-door wanderings as a child encouraged to impress himself upon his neighbours to exchange labour credits/money for goods/services.

I painted houses, mowed lawns, raked leaves and helped friends in their newspaper delivery routes to provide myself the economic power to participate in the local marketplace during my teenage years.

I suppose children are still providing these services to put spending money in their pockets and deposits in their bank accounts, a few of them buying stamps, comic books, dolls or other collectibles and/or government savings bonds and company stock for investments.

Broken-balsa-wood-and-torn-tissue-paper windup-rubber-band-powered airplanes sit atop dusty stacks of books around me.

A rusty model rocket launch pad rod sticks up out of shopping bag labeled “CIRCUSWORLD TOY & VIDEO CENTER.”

A telescope points toward the ground.

On a pile next to me rests a wire kitchen strainer once used as a parabolic wireless network signal concentrator/reflector.

These items serve as keys or bookmarks for memory locations inside my body.

The generic brick-and-mortar, vinyl-sided, stacked-box objects we call home serve as memory locations for inhabitants, too.

A cave or a bamboo hut.

An adobe hacienda or stone castle.

We are rarely aware of the network of memory locations within us that are triggered by external objects like our homes and their contents.

Is your home rich with memories, both good and bad?

Or, like some of the sterile environments I observed when going door-to-door, is your home mostly unused, filled with objects about which you have little memory recall, the TV and computer serving more as an extension of your thought set than the furniture and facsimile paintings on the walls?

A fellow blogger posted that her friends find her boring.  It’s a matter of perspective.  How imaginative is the thought set of the blogger?  How rich are her memories of growing up?

The Internet has opened the gates that once allowed only the most persistent, imaginative people to appear in mass media.

Now, everyone with a computing device (computer, tablet or mobile phone) can appear in a one-person off-Broadway autobiographical show — a slice of life with no beginning or end, no plot, no climax, just a character carrying on about whatever it is that character wants to put on display.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité.  E pluribus unum.

On a side note, is it just me or does the US FTC (Federal Trade Commission) emblem look like the mask that some of the global protestors have been wearing?:

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Thinking about Maslow’s hierarchy of needs today, comparing individualistic versus collectivist societies.

And then, remembering the kid on the playground who ended the game by saying, “It’s my ball and I’m going home,” while reading about the U.S. and Iran trading words over a no-longer flying electronic gizmo called a drone.

Will Brazil clear the Amazon rain forest in my lifetime?

Will governments shrink as retirement/pension plans are taken away from workers, thus decreasing the desire of people to get quasi-guaranteed-for-life government jobs?  How will decreased tax revenues (a/k/a redistribution of wealth) change sociopolitical behaviour in the longterm?  Is there a destabilising effect by fewer government bonds being issued?

Should the leaders of MF Global be hung by their short and curlies as a lesson to everyone else who says, “Well, sure, I was the head of the company — ‘the buck stops here’ and all that — but I’m just there as a leech to earn a big salary, using my face recognition as a selling point.  I have no idea what I’m doing and certainly don’t know what’s going on in the company.  I use coded words and phrases all the time — management doublespeak — how am I supposed to know which code words or phrases are actually interpreted and implemented by my employees?”?

Is there a tipping point in biodiversity for our species?  Do we really want to find out?

What is the economic impact of Burt Rutan’s new venture?

Insects fly past the window.

A solar cell charges a battery on the front deck.

How many times have you gone out on a date with someone you met via an e-dating site and the date tells you, after meeting you in person, “Oh, well, I’m really serious about someone else”?  We use coded words and phrases all the time.  It’s up to us to figure out how to change our tactics/behaviour to hear different words and phrases the next time.  Remember, insanity is hearing the same thing over and over and expecting to hear something different even though you haven’t changed.

Thanks to Garrett, Linda, Tiffany and Heath at Cracker Barrel; Batteries Plus; Sophie’s link to a Simple Guide to Having Fun; those who don’t use mobile phones, the Internet or electronic social networks.

Time to have fun away from the computer-connected global subcultural meme set.  I assume the freedom of the Internet will be here when I get back.

Oh, and hey, be careful out there when buying Chinese real estate — the price of nest eggs in China DOES have an effect on you right now.  Somehow, I feel like I’m repeating myself, repeating myself, myself, myself, self, my, oh my…