Emerald Isle of Ire

In Hollywood news, underground sources say that Colin Farrell and Scarlett Johansson are in secret negotiations to remake “The Quiet Man,” directed by the Farrelly brothers in an attempt to reboot their careers after the disastrous show of “Movie 43” at the box office, with costarring roles played by Colin Quinn, Conan O’Brien and Lindsay Lohan (reprising her dual roles as the twins from “The Parent Trap”); a cameo by Maureen O’Hara has not been confirmed.