Garick Zikan and Julie Newman…two local newscasters with no on-air chemistry. Entertaining to watch.
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Link o’ th’ day
Shower power, not flower flour fluorescing
After 27 years of marriage, my wife and I are the same in many ways.
I stay in the shower/bathtub to dry myself off with my towel when I finish bathing, stepping onto the floor mat afterward, letting my feet completely dry on the mat before walking on.
My wife, however, immediately steps out of the tub and lets her dripping wet body soak the floor mat while she dries herself with her towel.
If I take a shower before her, my feet are dry when I step off the mat.
If I take a shower after her, my feet are again wet when I step off the mat.
After 27 years of marriage, it still surprises me as I take a shower after my wife, finding the floor mat is wet.
And that is one of the secrets to keeping our marriage fresh — the little surprises that I never let become annoying to me, discovering our differences all over again for the very first time.
One life to live
When all else fails, there’s citizenship in the NSK to stick it to the power-hungry politicos.
Time to meditate on sets of states of energy tied to nothing…
Cat snacking
Our precious little cat, Erin, a 14-year old Cornish Rex, eats crunchy snacks with his remaining teeth and sits on my lap. Both his ears are curled after recovering from big blood clots never fully diagnosed (no visible scratch sites from fighting and no mites or other infestations). He has permanent vertigo, his world constantly spinning, making him walk/stumble with his head turned sideways.
Erin was as surprised as I was to learn that the Federation of Planets, its current headquarters a satellite circling our Moon, issued an emergency passport to Edward Snowden. The FoP, if you remember, issued its honorary first passport, No. 0000000000000000000000001, to Galileo Galilei and its second to Leonardo Da Vinci, but clearly said it shows no favoritism toward Italy, issuing its third honorary passport to a group of amino acids found inside a meteor that crashed in Antarctica a long time ago but was recently discovered and immediately classified as ultra top-to-bottom secret by the corporate-owned country that sponsored the expedition.
The FoP is in negotiations with the Russian Federation to send a special launch to the International Space Station with Snowden on-board, hoping the ISS will be the first official embassy of the FoP while Moon and Martian headquarters are being designed and constructed.
Meanwhile, Snowden continues his astro/cosmonaut training within a hidden facility of the Moscow airport.
The Chinese government will neither confirm nor deny that it has made room for FoP diplomats in its new space station.
As the morning sun warms the sunroom, Erin hops off my lap and heads to a chair under the skylight, a hint for me to step outside and work on the foundation for the new privacy fence.
Deuninsulatorium
Updated drawing
As the privacy fence takes shape…
Junque going for the jugular
Going nuts for winter
Found another expired mouse in the ratinator and tw dry mouse carcasses in the crawlspace along with two mouse “nests” stuffed with about 100 hickory nuts total.
With them, threw away four 55-gallon bags packed with old pink insulation.
More as we clean out the old supercomputer and start anew…










