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Poor Hillary
Poor Hillary. She keeps riding the coattails of scandalous clowns who pretended to be powerful. Such a bad judge of character she is, eh?
But Bill G is right — playing games with politicians is too easy because they don’t make anything tangible.
How ’bout an H2G2 history lesson to divert our attention, instead?
Headline news, the “angry black guy” edition
How many times have I read my conservative/Republican friends say “ho hum, what a worthless bum” whenever the BO in the White House speaks in repetitively boring “I’m an angry black man and will show it by once again not accomplishing anything constructive” figurehead speech?
Until now, I had written off my friends’ comments as just so much sour grapes.
But they’ve shown me the light.
They’re right. There is something rotten in the state of Denmark and it’s the stench from Washington, DC, floating over the Atlantic, carrying the smell of BO, his West Coast cronies, and their immature, holier-than-thou attitude.
May BO’s technology geeks watch as their inventions cook this planet.
May all the men with female friends/relatives who’ve suffered sex abuse in the U.S. military, and those who were killed/maimed by the Boston bombers — radical Islamic terrorist immigrants enjoying government welfare (but not yet Obamacare?) while BO was in office — remember it was Barack Hussein Obama who let them down, now and forever more, amen.
President Obama, you have let us all down. May history teach us this lesson: a fast-tracked leader is no leader at all, only a cardboard cutout of false hope and change. Some will try to keep hanging their hat on that image.
I am an angry white guy who is very pissed off right now, looking for every unturned rock to defend my parents’ opinion of the POS POTUS in office.
We will, however, continue brain research and other positive pursuits, such as increased fuel mileage, so you haven’t been a complete waste of breath and expensive vacations for your wife and kids. It ain’t much but it’ll have to do.
One day, a grown up kid like me who loves Tricky Dick Nixon will still see “Dodge responsibilities” Barry Obama as his favourite president and visit the Obama Library in Kenya, or Malaysia, or…
Scary, huh?
Pick a name
I shall call this the Tea Party Dome Scandal.
Cut off my finger to spite my face
Can a government be completely “fired” for gross negligence and mismanagement, as if tens of thousands of sexual assaults in the military under your watch as Commander-in-chief wouldn’t be enough to get you fired in real life, let alone all the other CYA speeches of those in charge? God, what a fecking joke!
I had ignored my parents’ plea to not give any leeway to the current U.S. President because he is unfit for duty but now?! Well, Mom and Dad, your fears are justified. Get this guy out of office before he becomes a total international laughingstock.
This is so much fun! Feel free not to join me in having a field day guffawing at the tragicomedy that governments around the world have become.
I am gladly losing my mind, letting my thoughts run amok in the muck of readymade yellow journalism handed to us by the government officeholders themselves!
Pardon me while I split my side with laughter.
My tears of unfettered joy are better than throwing pebbles in the pond. Pitter-patter patterns of water fountains sprayed across the still waters like a hailstorm.
Hahahahahahahahaha
What do I care about reality or fantasy, phantasmagorical allegories about defunding national public radio and re-establishing the House UnAmerican Activities Committee to publicly accuse and convict the jesters on the throne?
If I die laughing now, I will have achieved my wildest dreams, seeing space colonies, “cities in a tin can,” circling Earth in preparation for Moon and Martian frontier towns, while having taken down, in my imagination at least, the so-called democratic government of the largest economy on this planet.
Let’s have a celebration.
“Party of one, please. A booth near the back of the restaurant. And bring me a list of your finest wines. I want to pretend I’ll be running up a tab I can’t pay, much like our legislators and executive branch government employees, either elected or hired through a faulty screening process.”
How about an interplanetary communication/research satellite battle?
Or a well-placed solar flare?
I knew a time would come when ruling the imaginary universe from this blog would get the best of me.
Either that or cat hair clogging the notebook computer cooling fan.
Power corrupts and absolute ownership of one’s power words corrupts absolute zero.
I could go seven years of no sex with my wife for the kind of mental exercise the latest media circus has put my thoughts through.
But, I’ve neglected Guinevere and what she’s been doing on Mars lately, haven’t I?
Guinevere, my dear, how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row?
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey: A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
And so your garden grows!
I shall cry at the last scene of Les Miserables one more time.
Welcome!
Welcome to Amateur Hour at the White House. Our clowns on staff will be with you shortly…
My ancestors were hunting native Americans before Tennessee was a state. We’re not afraid to defend our country against the excesses of a government out of control.
Until more heads roll, let’s see how many scandals we can cause after these first rounds have had their full impact.
Gulp
Song of the day
Word of the day
Word/phrase of the day, pass it on: Agent provocateur.
Next, we go back into space, where the exciting chapter of life is taking place in the future, as we speak, right before your eyes!
Your video comparison of the day
During my morning rituals — wake up in wee hours, see stars, dream — I had a vision of two songs that merged — amazing similarity:
But comparing these two is more fun:
Thanks to the group in Birmingham for the announced move to Ricket City so they can prove that the moniker “Fools, Buffoons and Idiots” is not earned.
