Success is measured decisively

Two data points:

1. A coach fired — one college FBS team, the University of Tennessee Vols, look for a field general to rival General Neyland’s legend.
2. A driver fired up — part-owner of a team that failed to win the 2012 championship, Jeff Gordon, steered his car into victory lane thanks to his team.

As a few primary religions fade in popularity, will former “pagan/heathen” religions regain theirs?

Was the myth of prehistoric goddess worship a myth, legend, misinterpreted symbology or none of the above?

Symbols, like cymbals, crash, but do they clash with the drapes?

A Terrorist Tower of Babble Rabble in Runes

Life is one long conversation with the universe, n’est pas?

In shocking news earlier today, the Government Subcommittee for the Management of Fear in the Masses announced that marketers, marketing departments, adverts, advertisers, advertising departments, public relations firms, newspaper/magazine/book publishers/editors/writers, film producers/makers/staff/actors, videographers, photographers, financial institutes, stock traders (human and electronic) who short shares, money lenders, librarians, museum curators and memorabilia/nostalgia collectors are officially labeled as traitorous terrorists — they should be considered extremely dangerous to the wellbeing of all persons, businesses and governments and reported to death squads without hesitation.

Any activity resembling the above, no matter how innocent, including geotagging your location at a place of business, writing a positive/negative review of a product/service you recently purchased, commenting about the news (weather, sports, politics, religion, arts, lifestyles, etc.), or using a product/service in public is deemed suspect.

Anyone caught not reporting such suspicious activities and/or persons are accessories to traitorous terrorism and will receive extra punishment as a reward.

Every violator may be eliminated on sight, no questions asked by the authorities.

If this does not generate sufficient fear in the masses, private/government spying will increase exponentially until you look forward to dying and meeting your Maker/Great One(s), the omniscient/omnipotent Being(s) who knows all your thoughts/lusts/desires/sins/mistakes and will punish you lovingly for them, Heaven/Nirvana having been filled with the first 100,000 worshippers millennia ago as promised, no room for the rest of us, who are now merely playthings of the Maker/Great One(s).

Those who are able to create their own Maker/Great One(s) are exempt from the above law and may proceed without fear throughout society unscathed.

Mass Hypnosis as a Hobby

Training microorganisms to travel between hosts was the easy part.

Getting them to work their way into position, waiting for messages that told the little buddies where to act when…well, that was the safety pin in the flypaper ointment remover.

Kathryn stood in front of the mirror, spinning on point, her skirt twirling in the air like a whirling dervish.

“What are you writing?”

“Our manifesto.”

“Better than the last?”

“Yes.”

She continued her dance practice, an imaginary partner held in her arms.

“You know, this would be a lot more fun if you joined me in the dance sphere.”

I looked up at the wall between us, a one-way mirror.

“Indeed. But it’s easier for me to concentrate here on my writing, sitting in a low-gravity field, than in the zero-gravity sphere.”

She sighed.

“I wish we’d’ve paid for the thought concentrator upgrade for you.  Do you know how many of my friends have more fun dancing with their partners, who are working fulltime in their thoughts while preparing for the Inner Solar System Dance-off?”

“Hmm…let me see.  A new dance sphere or a thought upgrade?  Didn’t we agree the sphere was a better investment?”

“Sure.  IF YOU EVER JOINED ME IN HERE!”

Her voice echoed, carried through the wall without need for a sound amplification system.

At first, we programmed microorganisms to attach “naturally,” using atomic interfaces like jigsaw puzzle pieces.

But we wanted a more advanced method of rewiring neural pathways, a means of largescale reconfiguration.

An amateur scientist, working in collaboration with several online amateurs, made the discovery that we bought before it hit the lowlevel interests of bored dilettantes looking for the latest gizmos to brag they had invented but hadn’t introduced to the public yet.

We should have seen it ourselves but, if you can’t outinvent ’em, then outbid the competition!

We can send a batch of microorganisms into a crowd, direct the little buddies toward specific people to “infect” and, like precise surgery, remotely move the microorganisms into place for later activation, completely avoiding overt, obvious, subliminal messaging that can be recorded and analysed by our enemies.

“Darling, is this another one of those manifestos that’s meant to divert the attention of our opponents?”

“Yes, dear.  I figure if I can fill up the thoughts of the other dance teams, they won’t be able to concentrate on their dancing, despite their latest, upgraded versions of thought concentrators.  There’s more than one way to skin a cat in freefall!”

Human Rights — A Look Back

1984 is a relatively long time ago.

2004, not so much.

In that space of time between a transposed year (1948) and now, we look back at the analysis of the right to privacy.

We ask you, “what privacies are you willingly giving up for the sake of convenience today that you will want back in the future when it’s too late?”

Formica, Polaroid, Kleenex, Virgin, Coke, Google — are these proper company names or common nouns/verbs?

What separates a living muse from a dead one?

The Ruralite Revolution is moving faster than we anticipated.

We put out a silent mental call for volunteers earlier this week, people willing to die for our cause.

Over the past few days, we have put those volunteers to use.

Over-the-road tractor-trailer (i.e., lorry) drivers whose hearts were worn out and unable to pass a blood clot.

Overworked traveling sales people who were constantly attached to their mobile phones either in conversation or texting, or both, evidently distracted while driving.

Over and over, we made a mental connection to them to crash, causing major smashups, strategically block roadways and prove our ability to shut down the national highway system whenever we choose.

Next, we will use these virtual roadblocks as checkpoints, verifying one’s residency.

If one is a Ruralite, one may pass.

If one is an Urbanski, one must register oneself, with the intended travel destination stamped on a temporary rural visa; in addition, the Urbanski will be read Ruralite Rule No. YTV8(a),  “every subsequent visit to or travel through a rural area requires a Urbanski passport and an official escort provided and/or approved by the Ruralite Committee for the Protection of Ruralite Citizens Against the Corrupting Influence of Urbanskis.”

Checkpoint operators are given full authority to arrest and provide immediate judgement (acquit or convict, subsequently incarcerating or eliminating any violators immediately), fulfilling the Ruralite Promise No. 31, “every citizen will not be delayed in receiving justice at the scene of the crime.”

At this time, the Ruralites do not plan a fully coordinated shutdown of the national highway network.

However, if Urbanskis do not cooperate in recognising the sovereignty of the Ruralite nation and continue to violate Ruralite travel laws, the Ruralites will find more volunteers to not only shut down highways, but also train tracks, airports, sea/river ports and any other transportation methods that connect the Urbanski terrorities which depend on the generous food, fuel, military and transportation protection of the Ruralites.

Some on the Ruralite Committee for the Herding of Urbanskis wish to use the approaching winter to implement an Urbanski territory-wide rationing of food and fuel.  For now, we’ve asked them to table that wish unless matters get desperate.

More as it develops…

More satire…

We sat down at a Ruralites meeting last night.

A ba…rain storming session.

Many ideas…

Some wanted to take an inventory of who had large stashes, caches, of food, water, gold and cash/currency.

Some wanted to discuss their personal armories and armadas.

Some wanted to explain the advantages of computing systems hacking.

We multivoted the ideas.

We selected leaders.

We formed a new government in exile, a “more perfect union.”

We assigned the smartest and wisest amongst us to create an indecipherable language set for further coding of our meeting notes.

In the past, we used written symbols. Our latest research has given us direct mind-to-mind communication techniques that store our meeting notes and schedules in our members’ central nervous systems subconsciously, the best distributed network we can have, hidden in plain sight, able to get through every security system ever invented, so far.

We contacted other secret organizations that publicly declared their right to petition for secession to determine our coordinated set of activities should (or, more likely, when) national and state leaders, controlled by multinational firms and the mass media, deny our rightful, legal petitions.

We were impressed by the number of people willing to put their reputations and lives on the line for protecting the rural way of life against the corrupted mindsets of the Urbanskis.

We agreed the first battlegrounds will be the suburban wastelands where fence sitters live, forcing them to choose urban or rural, no more washy-washy lifestyles.

We know the recent methods used by our national government to discredit career soldiers will aid our recruiting efforts.

More as it develops…

The way we want to hear the neverending story

In the U.S., a public radio network that is oddly called National Public Radio frequently broadcasts a show hosted by a singing comedian named Garrison (not Barracks) Keillor (not Keelhaul).

I’m not a big fan of the show because it’s just too squeaky clean for my comedic tastes.

The show, however, is what they call family-friendly.

Enter the British…

Thanks to the quirky less-than-zero family-friendly humour of Eric Idle, I found an old-fashioned radio show to my tastes:

“What About Dick?” [ https://whataboutdick.com/%5D

Which reminds me…

Our lab technician, after quietly hacking every home/business security company, can now, without need of your phone’s/car’s location data, know where you’ll be when, making our marketing efforts easier than determining who’s home using telemarketing data collection.

More as it develops…

Should I buy Mel Brooks’ latest collection,
“The Incredible Mel Brooks: An Irresistible Collection of Unhinged Comedy”?  Hmm…