In the continuing saga of the Summer of 2014 “Back to Nature” Staycation, I think I have decided upon the artform I want to portray on the front deck…

…sorta like primitive outsider art, using the media of weathered wood marquetry, such as the wood inlay artwork below, by Jonathan Calugi:

…almost like this:

…incorporating these images (from here, here, and here):

…to create an abstract image in painted wood that will resemble this:

rather than these (from here and here):

Ultimately fading like an old barn or brick building advert: