In military news…

For those of you who need that extra boost during your night patrols, we can supply you with large bottles of fermented liquid labeled “Wound Care.”

Should you require sterilisation, the liquid will clean an open wound.

Just don’t light a match because it’s PGA, and I’m not talking about the Professional Golf Association, either!  [HICCUP!]

Also available in your grocer’s freezer.

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