In sad news for the Ruralites, Urbanskis announced more sales of U.S. territorial goods, services, land and businesses to foreign entities.

Ruralites know that once your farm is sold off, no matter in one fell swoop or in patches, the magical wealth you had in land is gone and your ties to nature cut off, turning you into a semi-robotic member of the Urbanskis, forever dependent on the hard work of others, an abomination rather than a wholly natural independent original member of our land-based species.