In light of the fact that a social networking website pats itself on the back for having 1 billion fake friends (not to mention all the paid “like” button presses), this latest bit of news fell into the shadows.

Parents all over the world are shocked and upset that their children, whom they loved and cared for selflessly, are creating criminal “mug shot” photos of themselves for the social media profile pictures.

The children are also adding fake arrest records to go with the photos.

The photos are works of art, with makeup jobs created by amateur FX painters/sculptors who turn the children into bruised, scraped, bloody, drunk, high versions of their normally-behaved faces.

Pretty soon, the line between real criminals and fake criminals will be as blurry as the line between real friends and fake friends on your social network.

Feel free to add an authentic robo-like to that one!