Hey, why should microbloggers use their real names if national TV broadcasters don’t?

Ask Lana del ray, lana del sol, lana del rey, manta ray, or whatever a singer’s sugar daddy’s publicist’s agent calls her these days.

BTW, our inside sources at the Vatican say that, after watching the Super Bowl, they have removed the singer commonly known as Madonna from their Public Enemy No. 1 list and replaced her with certain members of the U.S. Presidential Administration who, unfortunately, the Vatican cannot secretly have hoped were aborted by their mothers long ago.

After their great tickertape parade through the leaning towers of heroes in Manhattan, the NY Giants held a quiet buffet dinner to give out post-season awards.  This year, the newest one, the Welker Award, was handed to the receiver who did the worst job faking a dropped pass in a crucial situation.  We aren’t allowed to divulge the winner, however, due to concerns the Patriots may try to hire that player in the offseason.

While on the subject, a special edition candy bar will hit the stores soon.  Nestlé has announced that the jersey numbers of the Patriots’ Hernandez and Welker will adorn the end of Butterfinger candy bars.  Buy ’em quickly — only a limited run has hit the streets!