Today, the Semi-U.S. accepted the offer to locate the alternate U.S. headquarters on Ted Turner’s property.

In recognition, the Semi-U.S. named the capitol Turnerville, Inc.

Although, at press release, there’s some evidence that, because of CNN’s perceived liberal bias, the Semi-U.S. may accept an offer from John Malone to establish the capitol on his property.

Neither Fox News nor the Murdoch family would not comment on this rumour.

However, rumour has it they started the rumour themselves, as well as triggered the London riots, to divert attention, Citizen Kane style, from Rupert’s and James’ media headline miasma.

Meanwhile, world stock markets begged Geithner to quit and Obama to quit talking.  Jesse Jackson has questioned his support of a man who’s not holy or wholly white.