My first guest blog post: 1962 Dodge Lancer.
Thanks to the inspirational blogs of AMS Daily, Julia the Thanksgiving girl, and many others.
My first guest blog post: 1962 Dodge Lancer.
Thanks to the inspirational blogs of AMS Daily, Julia the Thanksgiving girl, and many others.
Hey, why should microbloggers use their real names if national TV broadcasters don’t?
Ask Lana del ray, lana del sol, lana del rey, manta ray, or whatever a singer’s sugar daddy’s publicist’s agent calls her these days.
BTW, our inside sources at the Vatican say that, after watching the Super Bowl, they have removed the singer commonly known as Madonna from their Public Enemy No. 1 list and replaced her with certain members of the U.S. Presidential Administration who, unfortunately, the Vatican cannot secretly have hoped were aborted by their mothers long ago.
After their great tickertape parade through the leaning towers of heroes in Manhattan, the NY Giants held a quiet buffet dinner to give out post-season awards. This year, the newest one, the Welker Award, was handed to the receiver who did the worst job faking a dropped pass in a crucial situation. We aren’t allowed to divulge the winner, however, due to concerns the Patriots may try to hire that player in the offseason.
While on the subject, a special edition candy bar will hit the stores soon. Nestlé has announced that the jersey numbers of the Patriots’ Hernandez and Welker will adorn the end of Butterfinger candy bars. Buy ’em quickly — only a limited run has hit the streets!
In our supercomputer simulations, we represent sub/cultures and countries as molecules.
In one recent simulation, we asked the supercomputer network to calculate how many helium-filled balloons it would take to carry a payload into outer space.
The computer stopped immediately and asked exactly how we planned to fill the balloons with helium.
In other words, if one balloon is “full” of helium, it will burst at a lower elevation than a balloon only partially “full,” but the partially-filled balloon will not carry as large a payload.
A latex rubber knapsack problem intersecting a few gas laws.
You, the reader, are fully aware, aren’t you, what this means.
An enclosed space that we pretend contains largely a uniform distribution of a “pure” substance — gas or subcultural beliefs, for example — tends to behave according to simple mathematical formulae.
Telegraph a public message that contains little in the way of subtext and you can expect a ready answer in return.
On the other hand, atmospheric conditions are not uniform. Pressure is related to density of gas molecules and gas ratio distribution, is it not? Atmospheric disturbances, including solar heat related phenomena and patterns we give labels such as “Arctic Oscillation” also play into the picture.
People, are, for the most part predictable. A person raised in a remote Pakistani village will probably not suddenly start dancing a perfect Argentinian tango from out of nowhere.
Which means we can tell the supercomputer to add layered parameters to the simulation, with every layer’s data passed into the simulation and the simulation rerun when the previous layer’s data has been crunched into output that is available to add to the next layer’s data crunching.
Inside every layer are matrices of changes, some predictable and some random, that we build from hypotheses and hallway discussions rather than tried-and-true scientific formulae broken down into simple subroutines.
Often, we save a set of output data, vary a layer’s matrix and rerun the simulation for one specific layer over and over with large numbers of matrix variations.
What’s the point of having a good hypothesis if you can’t subject it to rigorous testing and verification?
So, if I want a payload of a known mass that is not changed by atmospheric pressure changes to reach outer space, I give the supercomputer network the number of balloons I wish to attach to the payload and ask it to tell me at which elevations the balloon(s) burst until the last one carries the payload into outer space.
The same goes for the 3D chess game that is the constant interaction of sub/cultures. A person is a molecule is a subculture is a balloon is a culture is a generalised personality archetype.
Bottom line: two issues hog some of the international news spotlight — the massacres in Syria and the nearly uncontrollable bankrupt behaviour of Greece.
It’s like telling Hernandez’ agent that the NY Giants will find a way to secretly reward him for his behaviour toward the end of the 2012 NFL Super Bowl. Some things should be too obvious to mention.
But they aren’t.
So, we have to proceed with what’s next.
The Committee wants to box me into a corner and force me into making a decision that sways the next U.S. Presidential election.
Some want me to reveal what the supercomputer network says is a religious forecast that predicts the balance of faith-based belief for the next century or so.
Others want to ensure their families are well provided for, as usual.
For me, it’s always the hardest task to give the supercomputer network a touch of irony and sarcasm in its output.
I don’t care whether a CPU is multicore and has interlaced optical memory or if some portions of the network still operate with relay-based and bubble memory.
I sit here, after the end of a grueling session with the Committee, with seven billion of us to manage, as individuals, multiplexed into subcultures or a combination of the two that I vary by degrees in simulation scenarios that either I see fit to estimate or is input by the hacker network I depend on to throw me an unexpected curve every now and then.
Change is constant.
If India completely rejects monetary aid from the UK, who will follow by example? Will this influence future Saudi military contracts with the U.S.? Will Greece break up into city-states once again? Will Syria divide into Assad-controlled and international consortium-controlled sectors, leading to the creation of the next “Berlin Wall” and a lukewarm Cold War?
And, looking back 1000 years from now, will we say this next millennium was the era of extremophiles, our only encounter with “alien” or extraterrestrial lifeforms being a set of states of energy we were unable to see or comprehend with current technology in 2012 but wholly integrated into our way of life by 3011?
Questions, questions, questions.
The saga continues unabated.
Is any one life more important than maintenance of the status quo to preserve a subculture’s place in the jigsaw puzzle of global belief sets?
Yes and no.
At least according to one simulation after the next.
Every life is important.
Every life is canceled out at one level or another of scenario stacking.
One relationship disappears and another takes its place.
Interdependencies described in the world’s longest SQL statement.
All just to say what is the smallest number of balloons to take an indescribable payload into outer space.
Outer space is infinitely bigger than the sphere from which we calculate its intersection with us.
A finite sphere full of everyday drama begging for attention 24/7.
Time’s a-wastin’!
Can your school system save money by deploying energy-efficient measures?
Sometimes, the little savings add up.
Now, about making the school children’s job futures more positive…hmmm…we’ll leave you with these data points for the day:
Well, it’s time for the Committee to get back to work because, with only 13970 days to go, we have a planet to maintain and a solar system to populate in no time flat!
Speaking of which, I heard the daffynition of a new word, “copulate,” which means to repopulate an area only with the children of police.
Hasta Mañana, you yellow bananas!
In case you missed it earlier this week, a hacker group that unimaginatively calls itself Anonymous claimed to have intercepted a private call between employees of the U.S. government nationalised socialistic security company commonly called the FBI and its sister organisation across the Big Pond, mistakenly called Scotland Yard.
Spokespeople for both organisations, on the right and on the left of the political spectrum, but most tending toward the middle, have cried over their prepared written statements about how they feel hurt and betrayed, ultrasensitive to the revelation that, despite what seems like an obvious discussion about tracking hackers of many ages and skill levels, they were, in fact, caught using simple school-age decoder-ring messages to cover up the rival groups talking about how much they’d bet on today’s NFL Super Bowl game to be played in Indianapolis, Indiana, Indian Territory, Native American Land, the United States of America squeezed between Indian Reservations.
The FBI and Scotland Yard refuse to disclose how much the participants in the phone call were punished for resorting to bad cryptography practice but most especially wasting valuable public resources to bet portions of their publicly-funded salaries on a rigged ballgame, its outcome already determined in a smoke-filled bar in the ‘burbs of Chicago last night, as most socialistic security company officials should know, having received training during the class “How to Recognise and Profit from Professional Sports Points Shaving and Win Ratio Fixing” in their third year of indoctrination school, given to encourage agents to supplement their income without succumbing to outright bribery.
Other news agencies have already posted the retranslated transcript so we won’t waste space here explaining the true meaning behind phrases like “Dunkin Donuts,” “jewel in England’s crown,”or “A smack from mum or dad might be behind it all.” Besides, we’re a family-oriented publication!
Meanwhile, the hacker group formerly known as Anonymous is regrouping, embarrassed that their supposed great day in hacking was exposed as a slipup in the basics of Sky Kids 101. Rumour has it that the group will rename itself Ignoramus or Hackedoff.
Examining our culture day after day, in small sets and supersets, in knots and patterned weaves.
That’s what I do.
I who do not exist.
This set of states of energy familiar with symbols we use every day but never notice how we use them.
I, who often sees the repetitiveness of my own actions, storylines and written conversations that felt original to me at the time but appear and reappear in culture after culture detailed in literature, politics, sports and everyday, common conversation.
Alone but not lonely.
Happy moments and indescribable moments.
Writing oneself out of the proverbial bag.
Just like the other seven billion of us.
Heartbeats.
Thought patterns.
The beauty of forgetfulness.
Rumours and strange fairy tales.
Reality translatable into a few thousand languages readily.
All the while attacking my body under bacterial/viral attack using over-the-counter medication containing fever reducers, antihistamines and other ingredients designed to address symptoms while the body does what it can to fend off the bacteria/viruses without doing itself in.
If I had one million dollars at my disposal, would I set aside two-hundred thousand dollars for a blast into space?
If I had one billion dollars at my disposal, would I set aside two-hundred million dollars for a trip to space?
Pithy quotes for the day:
Reading down the list of comments from hundreds of friends on facebook or randomly jumping from one blog to another puts me in a frame of thoughts that asks, “Why?”
Why do we use phrases like “little minds,” “pure minds” or “great spirits”?
If all is repetition, then does it matter whether we repeat ourselves on this planet or another celestial body?
Roads, houses, diseases, babies.
Social hierarchies and imaginary universes.
What if the wisest person who ever lived spent an isolated life as an Amazon tribal leader?
Visions haunt me, visions of plenitude and penitence, happiness and remorse, domesticated planets and untamed wilds.
My thoughts struggle between wanting to be a hermit left alone in the woods and a voice for our species that asks us to look up and see this planet and our life on it as putting all our eggs in one basket, begging and pleading to get us to dedicate our species to stretch our imaginations and live outside this comfort zone of a global ecosystem.
Otherwise, to me, all is repetition, numbing, morose.
If we care only to repeat history, then I might as well crawl back into a hole and live inside my imagination.
Small ideas for small thoughts inside a small set of states of energy, back to where I started.
Steve Harvey and Pat Sajak recently traded places as hosts of their respective TV game shows, “Family Feud” and “Wheel of Fortune.”
After decades, Pat could finally crack sexual innuendo jokes on taped TV episodes of “Family Feud,” relieving his years of tension that made him look like an empty suit “Wheel of Fortune.”
Steve, meanwhile, wondered why he didn’t have a slim co-host like Vanna White on his show, flipping the survey answers and smiling sweetly.
Jennifer Hudson has denied her agent is in negotiations to send Hudson to join Harvey on “Family Feud.”
Sajak won’t deny he’s trying to spice up “Wheel of Fortune” to take him into his retirement years and save his sanity. His liver adamantly objects.
The countdown clock waits for no one — 13,972 days to go.
The Committee has its hands full right now.
We move equipment and supply routes to accommodate a possible international action to destroy modern-day Iranian technology, specifically that associated with nuclear weaponry production but also any that does not impede oil exports.
Needless to say, India will not allow quick strike equipment on its soil during this preparation period, as dependent on Iranian oil as the Indian economy has become.
In response, the Committee has made it clear there will be no attempts made to evacuate expat Indians within Iran or any Iranian strongholds from now on.
The Committee weighs its options.
Should an overt military operation in Syria, to “help” the Syrians protect themselves from themselves, serve as a covert forward base of operations to use against Iran in the near future?
Will the unrest in Egypt interfere with forward military bases there?
Will the Israelis make a first strike without waiting for the Committee’s permission to proceed a few mere minutes before the rest of the military groups situated inside and outside of Iran?
Does the value of the Euro that favours countries like Germany have a detrimental effect on the rearguard/reserve troops hidden in eastern European countries?
Will Hollande take over and lead France to greatness, despite the Merkozy plan of European domination for years to come?
Can a silent movie move you to tears in this day and age of 3D glasses, Dolby 7.1 surround sound and Siri?
While the Committee takes a break to resolve a problem with the encrypted speakerphone system we use during extremely sensitive discussions, mainly because our brain wave readers/talkers are on the fritz, I’ll search (and research) our archives, hoping a bit of history might lead me to suggest, rather than demand, a few simple solutions.
More as it develops…