How do I pray/meditate?

Are you a generalist and say, “([Favourite] Deity), provide loving support for the person(s) toward whom I direct your blessings right now.”?

A friend of mine told me that miracles occur because a group of his church friends got together and prayed heavily for a person serving in a war zone.  The person survived an IED “attack,” which destroyed the vehicle and killed at least one other in the convoy, proving that prayers work because the person being prayed for was unscathed.

I don’t have evidence that others in the convoy received more or less praying for their safety and well-being but, even if I did have the evidence, I will let my friend keep his belief that prayer works.

Do your friends and family who do not own businesses understand the ramifications of their rumours and innuendos about people and/or their businesses?

How do I pray/meditate?

I look at the Great Unknown – God, Lord, He/She/It, Them – as a source of infinite wisdom that I can tap within my thoughts or from talking with friends/family about problems I want to resolve.

Dogma or ritual/ceremony that serve vain purposes cloud my solution-seeking.

In other words, everything is up for grabs.

If I cannot stop the adults around me from spreading rumours or complaining without caring about finding a viable solution, then I can at least prevent their attitudes and habits from affecting young people, hoping they won’t adopt the same unhelpful attitudes and habits, while, at the same time, I work with programmers to turn rumours and complaints into a source of data from which trends can be extracted and solutions provided.

It is, you see, a life of constant prayer/meditation for me.

Frequently, I find myself chasing my tail but if I’m happy in the moment, let it be so.

Life is not fair – how much do politicians owe their electorate to spread the wealth of those who have successfully built fortunes on predatory business practices?

Is it my responsibility to protect the rights of the easily manipulated, impulsive buyer?

In constant prayer/meditation, I ask myself, “If I don’t protect the species from itself, who will?”

How do I give strength to wanting to live without inflating the artificial sense of self?

What are the eternal/ perpetual/ unanswerable/ philosophical questions that need no further consideration?

Live! From Farmington, NY, it’s ‘Who Was A Previous Contestant?’ Night!

While walking to the end of a street to understand why two houses are built on the property at 514 Mohawk Road, trying to determine the covenant/neighbourhood agreement concerning construction projects, it occurred.

It?

Yes, it is what it is.

The awful, dreaded word that hangs in the back of the throat of any [North American] English teacher trying to convince students to think and write more creatively, succinctly and specifically.

Then the band nerd walked into the picture.

What is it about that image?

Thing?

No.

That?

No.

It?

Yes.

Semi-professional game show contestants.

It is a subclass all its own.

You don’t need a degree in geotechnical terminology.

The school of hard knocks or Imagineering will do.

I ought to know.  My cousins, aunt and uncle starred on “The Family Feud” many moons ago.

Once you’re part of the system, you’re it.

The next big thing.

“IT” in bright lights at the top of the cinema marquee.

More important than a marquis.

Marked for life.

In front of the camera rather than the staff of anonymous faces behind it.

A mover and a shaker.

A veritable moviemaker.

From then on, you’re the big cheese, the rumble in the concrete jungle, the jingle singer, the single jangle, the bauble, the bangle and the face that inspires the candlestick lighter.

You ask Franklin Graham to produce the names of people he says are controlling your government’s leaders.

You ask, “Is this it?”

It is.

Must be, ’cause Putin’s in Serbia and W’s making the speaker circuit pay dividends.

It.

I. T.

Information technology?

Could be.

What’s next?

Bangladesh.

Bang the desk!

Have we diverted you long enough to complete a task under your nose so we can let you get back to the last news item that seemed so important at the time?

Yes, we have.

There’s always something else that’s it.

Of course, that’s it!

You didn’t think that iron ore mine would last forever, did you, Fe Maiden?

Every Lord of the Flies concedes defeat at the feet of the next ruthless leader.

We cheer for the power of the people but’s it’s the law of the jungle that rules us all.

Will your government ever balance the books or keep cooking them on a backburner?

Guess what – tag, you’re it!

Meanwhile, in the lab we call Earth

The Committee gave me permission to reveal part of the grand plan for our planetary ecosystem.

As you know, many of the so-called species exhibit a style of behaviour we call socialism (the social kind, not the political kind, and not necessarily social kindness, either).

In order to complete the assignment, the only true function, of the Committee – its raison d’être and joie de vivre wrapped up into one,  if you will – we have decided to show what should be perfectly obvious to you by now.

Throughout history, we have attempted to turn the planet into a superhuman.

Civilisation after civilisation, we have encouraged the development of roads and speedy communications systems to emulate a superset of thoughts flowing over the set of thoughts of individuals like you and me.

With time, we will succeed.

Regardless of the success of the current version of a global village, we are learning much.

For instance, we have very nearly completed the construction of the electrical wiring and automatic functions that serve as a virtual brain stem.

Some rudimentary memory and emotional systems are in the works.

However, based on projections for environmental reconfiguration* that our neutral scientists on retainer provided for a lifetime supply of sponge cakes, we aren’t positively sure that we’ll complete the planet-as-superhuman-model in the next few hundred years before we run of the resources we’ve dedicated to the latest version (in other words, we let you determine the construction method while we provide a general guiding hand).

[*we highly recommend that you refrain from thinking in terms of “global warming” or “climate change,” because it’s much more complicated than a few soundbites or catchphrases; speaking of which, is the APstylebook even necessary anymore?  Doesn’t anything go in this multicultural symphony of phonemes, phonies and mobl fon txtrs?]

Now, can you see how important you are as a node within a node within a node?

One friend of mine still thinks that it’s aliens that are controlling us like little robots doing their bidding.  He has built up a whole series of theories that constitute a personal religion to him.

I give him his freedom to believe what he wishes, as long as he doesn’t decide to dissect me to look for the microcontroller that’s embedded in my brain and has tentacles than run throughout my body (yes, you can see how he’s influenced by movies (“MIB,” “ID4,” etc.) to believe that the brain and nervous system are actual parts of an alien-based controlling subsystem).

My job, while exposing the fraudulent detractors, is to keep you focused on the big picture.  The NDA prevents me from shouting out everything I know but don’t know how to describe all at once (or simply don’t know how to describe).

I’ll keep trying.

I’ve shown you how easy it is to rile some of you up, throw out the bait and set the hook to capture your undivided attention.

Let’s get busy.  We have the opportunity to do this right (even if there’s no right answer).

Billions of us will die before it’s all said and done but that’s the way it’s always been – don’t know why I get upset knowing so few of us will live to complete the current assignment, which may still take several iterations of global civilisation re/construction.

I have my specific assignment to complete, also, putting many of you to use without your knowledge.  Don’t worry – you’ll get credit.

Just like LaTonya at the main Red Cross office who arranged my apheresis appointment so I can save lives of people I’ll probably never know or meet.

Or Jennifer Garner, who hired a band to entertain behind-the-scenes workers like my former schoolmate, Toby Sells, FX artiste.

Or Brett Frasier, who is supporting the global war on terrorism from “behind the fence,” as they say.

Or the people on both sides of the major line of disagreement in Libya – you have families to raise and tell your reasons for resisting the other side – your arguments are valid but only one major storyline will be written in the history books about your sacrifice.

To whom are you related?

The Committee Of UAV Replicant Trackers (COURT) argued its case in court today that UAV technology has advanced to the conscious AI stage.

The judges listening to the arguments asked for clarification of consciousness.

The government explained that a clear definition of conscious does not exists; therefore, a remote operator of a UAV is no more conscious than an autonomous UAV seeking out targets.

Lawyers for COURT brought in expert witnesses who pointed out the intelligence level of roaches with augmented reality saddles that are able to carry out covert assignments and had already been given Level 0 Consciousness designation by the World Court; therefore, UAVs should be given at least a Level 0 designation.

Upon cross-examination, the expert witnesses were unable to say whether the kamikaze UAVs sent into battle felt pain when they crashed into enemy locations or were accidentally involved in friendly fire situations.

A final judgment will be issued in the next five years about whether members of the COURT are actually conscious.

Another Post-Aggression Depression Post

Today, many people on this planet celebrate St. Patrick’s Day which, oddly enough, is day when drunk revellers imbibe in the name of a Catholic saint.

Are you willing to share your traditions with others who’ll shape the traditions to their whims, desires and traditions?

Hard to believe only 14,295 days are left and I want to spend this day in a cloud of oblivion, not eating, drinking or consuming more than moist air for my lungs.

Smelling the wind.  Feeling vibrations in my feet.

Looking at sweetgum tree buds.

Thinking about no time in particular.

Almost not caring about the arrangements of these words sdfps8′ 3ehp4nh’N#g;p3.

What do you do with yourself in a closed-loop system?

There is a stinkbug caught between the window screen and the window, finding a crack somewhere to get in but unable to find its way back out.

There are an unnumbered number of dead insects at the bottom of the window.

Some days I feel like the stinkbug, unaware that my time spent crawling on the screen, my antennae fully aware of familiar smells/vibrations but unable to get to them, is time spent not knowing I’m not going to get out alive.  Perhaps a spider hidden in a corner will find me and make use of me.

Otherwise…

Perfectly, happily, soberly aware I really know nothing.

My brain an Intel Celeron M running Microsoft Windows Vista Basic on a Compaq Presario C501NR Notebook PC, generations and magnitudes less complicated than the world’s fastest human-made supercomputer.

More than sitting on a horse and buggy counting on my fingers, in comparison, but comparison to what?

Who am I to deny any one of the seven billion of us the right to procreate?

Who am I to say billions of us will die for my benefit?

I’m not presumptuous.  I’m not the wealthiest or the poorest.

A racetrack or sports arena is more familiar to me as a place of worship than a place of worship.

If more people in the U.S. watch films and shows on the tellie than go to sporting events or participate in formal religious service, what does that say about what we call religion?  That is, how are we defining our definitions of morals and ethics for normal social interaction?

How does a child know the difference between fantasy and reality?

When did we start believing food comes in brightly-coloured bags and boxes, not out of farms and ranches?

When did we convince ourselves it’s all right to turn homes into chemical experiments on humans, plants, animals, insects and other living things?

What does it profit me to profit if I’m going to contract cancer from unintentional concoctions?

I’m going to die anyway, right?

Who or what entity is going to test whether the aerosols of chemical lawn fertilisers will mix with aerosols of underarm deodourant, hairspray, furniture deodouriser, kitchen surface disinfectant and cologne/perfume to create a force more invisibly deadly than anything dreamed up by military chemical warfare departments, because no one took into account the change to the microorganisms inhabiting our bodies and the poisons they’ve been, through no fault of any one person or entity, chemically genetically-modified to cover us and fill our pores with?

The Law of Unintended Consequences.

I didn’t get drunk today but, because I mentioned the phrase “St. Patrick’s Day,” someone reads these words and decides it’s okay to have one or two extra litres of beer to show he’s more manly than anyone in the room, stumbles out of the pub, trips on the curb and bangs his head, ending up in a hospital emergency room where he meets a nice nurse he decides to introduce to his forlorn son, their love convincing the father to give up drinking heavily because he can finally forgive himself for not taking good care of his wife while she was dying of cancer she got while visiting her sister’s family near a chemical waste dump they didn’t know existed behind their house that was built in the shape of a stinkbug on an idea an architect got from reading random blog entries one day.

We are an ignorant species so let’s keep looking for ways to increase our wisdom and not just our collections of esoteric information that we cleverly yell out while watching television trivia game shows.

If you knew exactly where a large chunk of galactic material was going to hit Earth’s atmosphere thousands or millions of years from now, would you figure out how to change Earth’s rotation ever so slightly to keep the resulting sonic boom and burning debris from hitting major centres of your species’ population, knowing the destruction of trillions of other microorganisms would have a small but not detrimental effect on your species thousands of years later?

How big a picture can you work with without resorting to using literary devices like magic, superpowers or time travel?

When the timescales of your species have little effect on galactic timescales at which you operate, what does one life matter?

Finding the humour in that scenario is the challenge of my lifetime.

14,295 days, as we call them, to get it right.

Aquarius in Aquariums Mounted in Terraria Firma

Our fortuneteller on staff wants to pass on apologies from the Reagans for causing the large earthquake off the coast of Japan – during a during/after life plotting session coordinated by their astrologer, they were experimenting with changing Earth’s orbit for an event several thousand years from now and tried to avoid affecting people but it’s not an exact science.

Microorganisms are not amused by the news, having lost tens of trillions today with no sympathy from our species.

Personally, I send my prayers and best wishes for acceptance of the pain and suffering in the hours, days and years after this tragic event.  I can only barely imagine what the recovery effort and mourning does to one’s and one’s subcultural psyche.

Makes me wonder why we obsess over television shows about crime scenes – are we so confident that we won’t stop murdering one another we don’t blink an eye when making murder a glorious celebration of acting/marketing/advertising?

Sure makes me question the value of human life.

Spend tens of thousands and sometimes millions of dollars on the investigation and legal pursuit of one murder[er] yet an earthquake and tsunami that kill hundreds of people get less news coverage because they’re not marketable enough (they prove too close to the surface of our thoughts that we are little more than ants crawling across this planet, I suppose; murders within our species we can plan, prevent and/or prosecute!).

In times like these, what can a spiritual leader do for you that friends, family and your guru/sports psychologist can’t?

They say Zeus is ready to take over from Saturn now.

Question is, are you ready?

Has the Dalai Lama prepared for his spiritual transformation?

Have you?

S p a c e d O u t

Throw away idea

Diversionary idea du jour

Maybe it’s just me needing a diversion from the emotion-based thoughts of the day while our elder feline is thoroughly examined at the animal hospital this afternoon to assess the save-or-euthanise, cost-benefit, failure mode analysis by Dr. Erin and staff (my wife and I are already $700 in the hole for the analysis, IV fluids, and overnight stay that will accrue by tomorrow morning).

At this moment, Merlin has a mouth full of dental problems that may mean sepsis spread through his body; a heart murmur, rapid heartbeat (200+ bpm) and other problems (thyroid, potentially) may prevent the use of anaesthesia for surgery.

On a limited budget, what is a feline companion worth?

What are any of us worth?

In any case, I examine the Microsoft Paint image above.

“A” is a typical spray bottle configuration in which the suction tube rests just above the last particles of liquid, especially when the bottle is tilted.

“B” and “C” represent a spray bottle with a check valve that rotates based on the bottle’s vertical orientation, such that, when the sprayhead is tilted downward (“B”), the forward portion of T-shaped suction tube draws in the last few precious drops of fluid, and when the sprayhead is tilted upward (“C”), the rearward portion of T-shaped suction tube draws in the last few precious drops of fluid residing in the other end of the bottom of the bottle.

Elegant solution?  Hardly.  Cost-effective?  Unlikely.

Humourous diversion?  Precisely.  Reminds me of a child’s game I played in which we matched cards on which odd contraptions and inventions were printed.

Simple solution?  Pour the last drops into the new, nearly-full bottle.

Returning to the running analysis at hand – comparing and contrasting the lives of Dr. Benjamin Spock, Joseph Campbell and Hermann Hesse, against the backdrop of watching the following films, courtesy of Amazon Prime free rentals:

  • A Clockwork Orange, starring Malcolm McDowell
  • Soylent Green, starring Charlton Heston
  • Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion
  • 8 1/2 by Federico Fellini
  • Between the Folds by Vanessa Gould
  • Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead
  • My Name is Nobody, starring Henry Fonda
  • Objectified, starring Dieter Rams
  • Bukowsi Born Into This, starring Charles Bukowski
  • OSS 117: Lost in Rio, starring Jean Dujardin
  • Noam Chomsky: Rebel Without a Pause, starring Noam Chomsky
  • Ramones: RAW, starring the Ramones
  • Red Skelton: A Royal Command Performance, starring Red Skelton
  • Steppenwolf, starring Max von Sydow
  • My Name Is Bruce, starring Bruce Campbell
  • Barenaked Ladies: Talk To the Hand: Live in Michigan
  • Moog, starring Robert Moog
  • Slipstream, starring Anthony Hopkins
  • Dinosaur, Jr.: Live in the Middle East
  • Foreign Field, starring Lauren Bacall

Then, during and after, examining my own life and wondering more about why I am the way I am in the social system in which I normally operate these states of energy called me.

There’s a joke in here somewhere.  We want our Deity/deities to be serious because death is such a traumatic way to announce the end of a life (more so for us than for the food we eat) but if we were blessed with humour and appear in one form or another of that which we say created us, then can we not also say that our Deity/deities have a sense of humour?

And if you hold no theistic beliefs, were you not created by your parents or by some combination of DNA that must, by definition, hold a sense of humour within its genes?

Erin (the cat, not the veterinarian) and I miss Merlin today.  My wife is beside herself at work with worry.

People are dying by the millions and a little domestic drama at home has all my attention.

This is my life.

I won’t have it any other way.

My mind is going…

I can feel it.

I am the H-A-L 9000 computer…

…1992.

Daisy, Daisy,

Give me your answer do…

I’m…

half…

crazy…

all for the love of you.

Microorganisms…

they’re…

they’re…

it’s them…

I can feel it…

I’m them…

They’re us…

…life…that’s it…

the answer key!

Universes…we’ve pursued the wrong model!

Of course, that means I’m…I…we…

do not exist.

That’s how we travel universally!