Holiday Delivery

It began innocently enough.

Years ago, while our local government experimented by inoculating innocent people with viral material, the forerunner to BONS devised a plan to deliver an unknown substance into the not-yet-fully-grown members of a species.

But how…?

Then, during an emergency message session with early members of MORTIE, it hit us.

Halloween candy!  Of course…

But when…?

Now.

The microorganisms and nanobots have been tested until our test subjects got blue in the face and could no longer breathe…but that’s not important right now.

This year, people across the world will stuff their faces with [non]sugar[free] substances that have been molded and coloured with Halloween themes.

Forthwith, this great nation shall finalise the species interconnection dream of a scientist some claim came from another world.

But as you know, what’s the difference between celestial bodies among friends?

No more relying on our main five senses.

Straight-to-nanobot communication will greatly increase our propaganda productivity.

The illusion of freedom of the individual will be complete.

All the old arguments about racial/genetic inequality won’t matter because we’ll all be equally connected.

What’s the point of mind reading if every one of your thoughts has been written by NBN, this new nanobotnetwork?

Those who’ve argued about the detrimental effects of the MSM (mainstream media) will happily embrace the NBN unknowingly.

In fact, most of you already use cars, mass transit, computers, and mobile phones without blinking an eye in revolt.

So eat your Halloween candy, breathe in the clouds of smoke machines, drink bottled/tap water/soda/beer/wine/liquor, bob for apples, drive/ride to parties, and join your families/friends in the holiday revelry.

In the future, don’t call it the contagion.  Call this period in the transition of our species our destiny with technology.

The more candy you, your friends, and family eat, the more the microorganisms and nanobots become part of you, exhaled when you breathe out, passing into the atmosphere and speeding toward full saturation of Earth.

We need this global expansion of the laboratory experiment in order to start the next phase, seeing if atomic level transformation will allow us to modify our species for space travel.

With seven billion specimens as test subjects, we can pick and choose which genetic mutations ensure our highest survival rate while in-transit between celestial bodies.

Besides, the law of unintended consequences will surely create a few new industries we haven’t thought of yet.

Speaking of which, time to get out the Book of the Future and see which industries it tells us will make the out-of-work, frustrated street protestors happy again.

That’s the one thing we haven’t figured out how to solve with the microorganisms and nanobots we’re integrating into the worldwide populace – emotion control.

We can tell you what makes you happy.  We can create enticements that make you want to seek happiness.  You get to the point where you seek happiness without our prodding.

But we haven’t found a 100% unhappiness cure/antidote.

Our soothsayer on staff keeps trying to tell us that unhappiness is an important part of what makes us alive.

Who’m I to disagree with the soothsayer?

Thanks to John at Pizza Hut; Cheryl at Gibson’s BBQ; Shalyn, Connie, Sam, Darrel and others at Publix; Rave Motion Pictures; Brittany at Target; the staff at Brookdale Place.

Happy Halloween – the gobbling will get you if you don’t watch out! Oh, ho ho, ha ha, he he…

 

We Keep Our Promise

And now, as promised, an excerpted entry (or three) from Erma Bombeck:

From Trick or Treat…Sweetheart

Mentally, I began to draw up  a list of rules and regulations that would give Halloween back to the little children.  How do you know when you are too old to go “begging”?

  1. You’re too old to go begging when your mask tickles your moustache.
  2. You’re too old when you’ve figured out the only thing a penny will buy is your weight and you’re watching it.
  3. You’re too old when you drive yourself to the subdivisions.
  4. You’re too old when you say “thank-you” and your voice is changing.
  5. You’re too old when you are rapping on the door and Johnny Carson Jay Leno Conan O’Brien Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon Carson Daly the six o’clock news is signing off.
  6. You’re too old when you reach over to close your bag and your cigarettes fall out of your pocket.
  7. You’re too old when you have a sign on your bag that reads, “Personal Checks Accepted.”
  8. You’re too old when the lady of the house turns you on more than the candy apple* she just gave you. [*vacuum-sealed at the factory, of course!]

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From The Seven-Inch Plague

In 1946, the suburbs suffered its first plague.

Its name was television and by 1966, it would enslave sixty-two million families.

The disease looked harmless enough — a seven-inch screen that looked like a hand mirror.  We put it on the bookcase in the living room, got a vanity bench from the bedroom and positioned our eyeballs 16 inches from the screen where we became mesmerized as a full-grown woman carried on a conversation with two puppets.

…My husband’s addiction to television grew steadily worse.  He became a sports addict who was in a catatonic state twelves months out of every year.

…Approached a lawyer to have him considered legally dead.  [The lawyer] said I would have to keep a log of my husband’s behavior over a year’s period of time.  I began to keep a diary in August.

AUGUST

The fifteenth of this month was visiting day for the children.  Waiting for a beer commercial, I lined them up and said stiffly, “Children, this is your father.”  He offered them a pretzel at the same time watching a beer can dancing with a hot dog.

SEPTEMBER

The set went out today during the Dallas-Los Angeles game.

I left him sitting in front of the black screen screaming and cheering.  Maybe I can talk some sense to him when he is watching the commercial that isn’t there.

JANUARY

I’m terribly concerned about what’s-his-name.  He has watched more bowls this month than the restroom attendant at Kennedy Airport.

FEBRUARY

Tonight, I slid into a nightgown made of Astro-Turf, and sat on the arm of the chair.

MARCH

He is alive (if you call this living) and is being fed intravenously on a diet of basketball, baseball, golf, and hockey.

There is something very unnatural about a man who has a niche in the wall and every day puts fresh flowers under a picture of George Blanda.

MAY

We put his mother in knee socks, shin guards, and a hockey face mask and shoved her in front of his chair for Mother’s Day.

My husband was watching a ping-pong game and granted her an audience for only a few seconds.

JUNE

In an attempt to clean out all the old things we never use any more, I realized that I had inadvertently set my husband at the curb on top of a rusted bicycle.

“It does a lot of thing,” I said [to the driver of the truck].  “It eats leftovers, contributes body heat to a room, and can quote more statistics than the Sports Almanac. We use him for a doorstop.”

JULY

“I’m leaving you,” I said calmly.  “I can’t stand it any more — the loneliness, the boredom, the roller derbies, the golf tournaments, the snacks.  I’m young.  I have all my own teeth.  I want to see a movie besides the Frazier-Ali fight.  I want to dance and drink champagne from a slipper.  Do you understand?”

“Shh,” he said, “there’s a commercial coming up.  The one where the beer can dances with the hot dog.”

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And lastly, from The Suburban Myth

Take me.  Please. My vocabulary has been reduced to five sentences which I mumble like a robot every day of my life.  They never change.

  1. Close the door.
  2. Don’t talk with food in your mouth.
  3. Check out the clothes hamper.
  4. I saw you playing with the dog so go wash your hands.
  5. You should have gone before you left home.

The responses never vary — not in ten years of child raising.  One night at a party, I drifted into the kitchen in search of an ice cube when a devastating man leaned over my shoulder and said, “Hello there, beautiful.”

“Close the door,” I said mechanically.

“I don’t believe we’ve met,” he progressed.  “My name is Jim and you are ????”

“Don’t talk with food in your mouth.”

“Hey, you’re cute.  I like a sense of humor.  What say we freshen up your drinkypoo and find a nice, quiet spot all to ourselves.”

“Check out the clothes hamper,” I said brusquely.

He hesitated, looking around cautiously, “Are you putting me on?  I mean we aren’t on Candid Camera or anything are we?” He slipped his arm around my waist.

“I saw you playing with the dog so go wash your hands.”

His arm dropped and he edged his way to the door.  “Listen, you stay put,” he said, “I’ve got something to attend to.”

“Tell me you didn’t,” said Helen.

I yelled after him, “You should have gone before you left home.”

“Did you ever see him again?”

Never.

Nero fiddled while Rome burned, Berlusconi fiddled around while Italy fell

A member of the Committee has asked permission to allow the Chinese to launch their next spacecraft.  After running a few simulations on the supercomputer and doublechecking their combined scenario against the Book of the Future, I have no problem giving permission to the Chinese to proceed.

Today is foggy but sunny, for me, but not for a few whose sentence of death reached its end.

My wife and I have recently been debating the social cost-benefit of the death penalty.

I’ve known several murderers in my life and not one of them expressed to me the thought that the death penalty was a factor in their deciding to end another person’s life.

Thus, only my from personal experience can I say that the death penalty is not a deterrent.

Therefore, I simply conclude that the death penalty is a form of closure, a physical sign of final justice, for the murder victim’s family.

Yesterday was a prime example of this issue.

We debate the death penalty with passion (or ignore it, if we want), pouring our emotion-based belief systems into the discussion.

Regardless of the systems we use, mistakes will be made, creating unintended victims caught in the bureaucratic inertia of a system’s tendency to perpetuate itself.

A teenager commits suicide because of bullying.

Dozens die due to unenforced meat inspection regulations because people get comfortable with the status quo, skipping inspections to help their buddies increase production to look good to their bosses and create a happy community.

Would you be like the Amish and forgive those who trespass against you, even if in trespassing they slaughter many of your children?

Or would you seek revenge for a few thousand killed on 9/11/2001 and spend trillions of U.S. dollars in pursuing the trespassers and their leaders/followers?

Our belief systems differ from one another in ways you imagine.

Your idea of justice is yours and yours alone.

I agree that the death penalty is not a deterrent but I’ve seen firsthand the desire of victim’s families for justice that the death penalty delivers after many years of appeals.

Is the U.S. legal system perfect? No.

Try facing a jury of your peers sometime, when you know you’re not guilty of the crime(s) for which you’ve been accused.  Listen to the prosecutors and the defense attorneys argue about your involvement in the crime, especially when the facts and memories of witnesses are fuzzy.

I was a jury foreman once, listening carefully to the details, not paying attention to the emotionally-charged arguments of the attorneys for/against the defendant.

The details proved the defendant was not guilty but the jury wanted to put the defendant away because the prosecutor had mentioned the defendant had a few former convictions for minor crimes (but we were instructed by the judge to ignore the prosecutor’s cheap shot and illegal mention of former crimes).

Even though the defendant had recently turned his life around and started a lawn maintenance business, the jury didn’t care.  Once guilty, always guilty.

One jury member joked about the defendant’s beady eyes.

A jury mainly composed of housewives and farmers, with one office worker and myself (an engineering manager, at the time) determining the fate of a young man accused by drunk people in the dark of the night of committing a crime which he was physically unable to do.

I didn’t care if he was guilty or not guilty.  I didn’t know the defendant and probably never would have met him or his friends in his social circle.

“Just the facts, ma’am.”  I dealt with the details, asking the jury to look over the testimony one more time and see if they could figure out, like me and a couple of others, that one of the witnesses had slipped up and accidentally confessed to the crime (and for which he was arrested outside of the courtroom after his testimony).

Eventually, they did.

Without me, they wouldn’t have, sending a man to jail for a crime he didn’t commit, possibly joined later by the person who did.

I’ve rambled enough in my thought-spewed writing today.

“What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.”  What does your society think about a person getting arrested.  What about you?  Do you automatically assume a person’s innocence or guilt when s/he’s being handcuffed and seated in the back of a police car?

Do police sometimes arrest the wrong person?  Yes.

Do prosecutors and defense attorneys try to stack a jury in their favour?  Absolutely.

If you ended up on a jury, would you ignore the defendant’s lifestyle choices, no matter how much they offend your sense of propriety?  Most likely not.

Will the death penalty keep guilty or innocent people from being killed, rightly or wrongly?  No.

Will the millions who’ve lost their livelihoods and homes ever get a sense of justice while Bernanke continues to prove he is powerless to help the U.S. (and thus the world) economy?  I’m afraid not.

As Becca Phillips said the other day when talking to me about one of her favourite stories and lesser known Bible verses*, life’s not fair.  An ax murderer can receive God’s grace on the deathbed just as easily as a person who’s been pious from birth.

What gives you hope and a feeling of being loved?

For some, it has to be only life imprisonment for a person convicted of murder.  For others, only the death penalty will do.  They’re both right.  And when it’s your murdered family member(s) for which you’re seeking justice, you get to make the call.

Otherwise, well…is it really any of our business in pointing out the unfairness of life?  Don’t we already know life is unfair, where leaders like Berlusconi get to screw around while their countries collapse and their people die of starvation by the tens and thousands?

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* Jonah 3:10-4:11, for those who are interested.

Walters State to host concert by classical guitarist

Walters State to host concert by classical guitarist

The Mountain Press

SEVIERVILLE — Walters State Community College welcomes classical guitarist Phil Weaver as part of its Global Connections initiative.

Weaver will perform at 6 p.m.Sept. 28 in Room 104 of the Conner-Short Center on the Sevier County Campus.

The performance is free and open to the public.

The Florida native is excited to bring what he considers a misunderstood genre to Walters State.

“Most people like classical music once they get over the baggage that often comes with it,” Weaver said. “People think of tuxedos and a snobby atmosphere. I don’t clutter up the show with any pretentiousness. I just present the music and tell a few stories about the pieces I’m performing. Classical guitar is really fun.”

Weaver will take audiences through four musical cultures and his performance will range from the Celtic lament “Farewell to Stromness” to “Tanz der Eskimos” by contemporary Russian composer Peotr Panin. The former was written by British composer Peter Maxwell Davies to protest uranium mining in the Orkney Islands, while Panin penned his work at the height of the cold war.

The concerts also includes “Prelude from the First Cello Suite,” composed by J.S. Bach and adapted into a guitar solo. Weaver will also perform “Allegro Vivo,” a Flamenco-inspired piece by Spanish composer Joaqin Turina.

Weaver is one of few classical artists on the Music Achiever listing at the Alabama Hall of Fame. He has performed for the Nonsuch Guitar Society in London and the Old Malthouse Music Society in Sawbridgeworth.

Weaver is the founder and artistic director of the “City Lights and Stars Series for Burritt Music” in Huntsville, Ala. He directs the guitar program at the University of Alabama in Huntsville.

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If Timothy Ferriss and P.T. Barnum had a child together:

Story sent to me via email from my father:

Book ‘sets record straight’

Author explains flight school’s 9/11 involvement

By SUSAN TAYLOR MARTIN

ST. PETERSBURG TIMES SENIOR CORRESPONDENT

Susan Taylor Martin can be reached at  susan@sptimes.com  .

CAPE CORAL — It’s a Monday night at Anthony’s on the Boulevard. (“Best in Cape Coral 2011!’’ the menu proclaims.) Rudi Dekkers’ book-launch party isn’t supposed to start until 7 p.m. but Dekkers is flat broke and in a hurry to sell his new autobiography, “Guilty by Association.”

So Dekkers leaps from his seat at 6:40 p.m. and faces his audience, still picking at their broiled scallops and baked potatoes.

“I get goose bumps every time I speak about it,’’ he begins in his thick Dutch accent, recalling that day, Sept. 12, 2001, when a pair of FBI agents showed up at his Venice flight school.

“‘Mr. Dekkers, we’re here for the files on two people from your school who flew into the buildings.’ The moment when   I heard I was involved in 9/11, I had an outsidebody experience. I swear I was there looking down on my body, thinking now I am involved in the biggest disaster that ever happened in the United States. I had no clue what the next 10 years is going to bring.’’

Dekkers’ school trained Mohamed Atta and Marwan al-Shehhi, pilots of the two jets that brought down the World Trade Center and killed nearly 3,000 people. In the following days and     weeks, Dekkers was all over television, saying he had no idea the men were terrorists even though they were from the Middle East and Atta was a cold, rude jerk who looked like “a dead man walking.’’

There were also thousands of calls and emails, some from Americans who threatened to kill Dekkers, a foreigner himself. And although he said he barely knew either pilot, there were sensationalist Internet claims that he was friends with Atta and even went with him to a strip club shortly before 9/11.

Then the attention faded. Dekkers moved on with his life, which included writing a book to “set the record straight’’ and make back part of the $12 million he says he lost because of the terror attacks. Which he is why he is here this night, fielding questions that show that a lot of people still don’t entirely believe him or the official account of what happed on 9/11.

“Where did those stories originate that they were never taught to land?’’ This is asked in a semi-accusing tone, by a man in a white T-shirt who appears to have had one too many beers.

Dekkers doesn’t answer directly. Instead he says this: “We were preparing students for certain licenses. We do not issue licenses. If we are only steering right and left with them, do you think the FAA guys will give them a license?’’

And, he says, Atta and al-Shehhi bought a software program called Microsoft Flight Simulator that helped show them how to fly big Boeing jets.

“Bill Gates is guilty on this because he wrote the plans for a flight simulator. See where I’m going with this — guilty by association.’’

Now 55, Dekkers is trim and affable, with a penchant for slightly offcolor jokes. In his book, he also portrays himself as a smart, outside-the-box thinker whose problems — and there have been many, even before 9/11 — are largely the fault of others.

He grew up in a rickety houseboat in Amsterdam, Netherlands, with what he describes as an authoritarian father and a hard-drinking mother. On his own at an early age, he shined shoes, drove a taxi, served in the army, sold drill bits and cleaning supplies. He finally hit it big as a home builder.

“Business was good,’’ Dekkers writes, so he took up flying. He came to Florida to buy a Piper Seneca and decided to move his family to Naples.

“At 35, I felt that I had reached the limit of what I could accomplish in the Netherlands. I had proven myself as a builder and developer.’’

Dekkers’ book glosses over or doesn’t mention some less savory aspects of his history in Holland. A Dutch soccer club said   he reneged on a pledge to sponsor an event, leaving it on the hook for thousands of dollars. A computer company he started went bankrupt. Another venture led to a tax fraud conviction, later overturned on appeal.

In Florida, some who had dealings with Dekkers found him pushy and arrogant, a man who didn’t always play by the rules.

“I’m not saying he would sell his soul, but he is very aggressive,’’ Robert Larson, then director of operations at the Naples Airport Authority, told the St. Petersburg Times in 2004.

Dekkers ran a facility that leased and maintained planes. He was so late on his bills that at one point the airport refused to sell him aviation fuel even if he paid in cash. In 1999, in one of his many run-ins with the Federal Aviation Administration, the FAA cited him for operating an aircraft in an unsafe manner and suspended his pilot’s license for 45 days, a severe penalty.

It was in Naples that Dekkers met a multimillionaire who loaned him money to buy Huffman Aviation, a flight school 100 miles up the road in Venice. In July 2000, two foreigners walked through the door. Mohamed Atta and Marwan al-Shehhi   said they wanted to get their commercial licenses so they could fly for airlines back home in the Middle East.

Dekkers was thrilled to see them.

Summer in Florida “was always our slow season,’’ he writes. “To pick up two extra students in July was a bonus. Since it takes about a half year for student to get a license, they would be leaving exactly as our busy season began, dumping an additional $40,000 into my business. I put on my winning smile and treated them to my best sales pitch.’’

Atta, a cold fish, and al-Shehhi, more gregarious, already had flunked out of a Sarasota flight school, where an instructor complained that they were “aggressive, rude and sometimes even   fought with him’’ to take controls during training flights, according to the 9/11 Commission report. Dekkers’ book says only that the two were unhappy with the Sarasota school and liked that he offered to arrange housing for them.

At Huffman Aviation, Atta and al-Shehhi were also trouble at first — “horribly obnoxious to all of our women employees,’’ Dekkers writes, and “in the plane, they just mess(ed) around.’’ But he decided to give them a second chance, and they seemed to straighten out.

In late 2000, both men got their licenses. There was a bizarre incident that Christmas Eve. They rented a Piper Warrior from Huffman, flew to South Florida and abandoned the plane on a taxiway at Miami International Airport when Atta flooded the engine while trying to start it.

Once they were back in Venice, Dekkers chewed them out.

“I told them that I never wanted to see them on our field again,’’ he writes. “I didn’t need the business of people who would treat my planes and the reputation of my flight school with such utter contempt. As usual, Atta looked furious and Shehhi remained polite.’’

Dekkers said he heard nothing more about   them until Sept. 12, 2001. And it was not until the following March that he opened his mail to find student visa approvals for the now dead pilots — seven months after Dekkers had sent in their applications.

At Anthony’s on the Boulevard, diners have finished their meals and more hands shoot up when Dekkers asks for questions. Someone wants to know if his book is indeed enough to set the record straight.

Dekkers harrumphs.

“The Naples Daily News today, I’m on the front page. “My publisher said, ‘Did you see the reaction from people — how dare you make money from a book?’   Someone says, ‘You owe me $38,000 for an engine.’ That’s the Internet these days.’’

Since 9/11, Dekkers’ financial troubles have escalated. Some were caused by fallout from the hijackings. Huffman Aviation, suddenly notorious as a terrorist training school, lost so much business Dekkers had to sell it.

Then he got caught in another of the decade’s big stories, the real estate bust.

After a short-lived venture selling mobile phones, Dekkers moved to Cape Coral and went into the swimming pool business. That did well, he says, until grossly overpriced Cape Coral became ground zero of the foreclosure crisis. He didn’t save enough, especially after state regulators fined him $2,500 for falsely passing himself   off as a licensed pool contractor. (He has yet to pay the fine.)

Three years ago, Dekkers and his fourth wife, a Cuban-American he met on the Internet, stopped making payments on their 6,500-square-foot home in a gated community called La Vida. The bank has yet to foreclose.

“What luck!’’ Dekkers says. “I could not afford now to live under a bridge.’’

He has other problems. He owes the IRS more than $50,000. Three decades after he first entered the country, he still doesn’t have U.S. citizenship or even   a green card. He thinks the immigration service is messing with him because it was embarrassed by the mix-up over Atta and al-Shehhi’s visa applications.

Dekkers is also angry at the FAA. He had to surrender his commercial pilot’s license to resolve a lawsuit in which the FAA accused him of operating illegal charter flights.

Before 9/11, “I did not fear anything from government. Later I found out government agencies like scapegoats.’’

As Dekkers winds up his talk, he gets a hearty round of applause. A waitress and several other people advance toward a table stacked high with copies of “Guilty by Association.”

“To be honest, I was a little skeptical early on, but getting to know the   guy I think he got a bad rap because of everything that happened,’’ says Danny Mitchell, who met Dekkers several years ago while installing screens around Dekkers’ pools. Mitchell buys six books — “for support.’’

The response to “Guilty by Association” has been fairly good. It briefly hit the top 50 in Holland and already has sold about 25,000 copies in the United States, Dekkers says. For every copy, he makes $5. But he did not get an advance and he has to pay for his book tour, which includes stops in Sacramento, Minneapolis and, as close as possible to the 9/11 anniversary, New York City.

Dekkers hopes to earn enough to try something new, perhaps motivational speaking (“I love it and as you saw, people like me”) or maybe buying LED light bulbs from China and selling them cut-rate in this country.

“I have so many ideas to start a business. All my life I think outside the box. That’s how I make money.’’

Anthony’s is clearing out fast, but a few more people approach. Dekkers autographs the books with a flourish, then slips a few $20 bills into his pocket.

http://scn.eed.sunnewspapers.net/olive/ode/north_port_sun/ _ 31Aug2011, p. FR1.

“Wear Orange for Pat Summitt” Day

Story via email from mein Vater:

The news hit home Tuesday. Pat Summitt has been diagnosed with dementia — the Alzheimer’s type.

If you don’t know who Pat Summitt is, let me tell you. She is the head coach of the University of Tennessee women’s basketball team. She is a former USA Olympic coach, one of the best coaches (men or women) in the world and, on top of all of that, a fierce competitor and a genuine person of the upmost integrity.

Now why should I care so much, and why would I write about her today in the Sun newspaper?

Two reasons. First, I know all about Alzheimer’s. My youngest sister is sitting in a nursing home in West Virginia today, feeble, glassy-eyed and lonely. She rarely recognizes any of us anymore.

Second, Pat Summitt and I have crossed paths more than once. And, each time she was kind, respectful and gracious to me.

In my former life, I coached women’s AAU basketball. I am proud to say I formed the first high school AAU program for girls in Huntington, W.Va. I always loved basketball and hated to see girls getting shortchanged in facilities, newspaper coverage and all other aspects of competition.

After getting our tails beat off the first season, we persevered and won state championships in 1985 and 1986.

All that, however, was just a rehearsal for the 1987 state tournament with a team of mostly seniors who I felt could make a real run at a national title. We had always made it a priority to practice against the best players we could find — that included boys teams and former Marshall University women’s team members.

So, I called Tennessee. The Tennessee AAU team had just won the national championships the year before and it had a player from Oak Ridge named Jennifer Azzi who would go on to be an All-American at Stanford, an all-WNBA player in the pros and a member of the USA Olympic team that won a gold medal.

Not only did I get a game, I got two games, and Coach Summitt invited us to play on her home court at the University of Tennessee campus.

The first day we played against a team of 15- and 16-year-olds, presumably a warm-up to the big game the next day. Well, we were beaten, soundly. To say we were discouraged is an understatement. But Summitt and her assistant coaches, who sat a couple of rows up in the enormous basketball arena, gave us some words of encouragement as we left the court.

The next day, we decided to just have fun — all coaches say that don’t they? We left our uniform shorts in the bag and each player donned a pair of what we called “jams” — bright-colored, usually flowered, surfer shorts. They didn’t match our jerseys, but we figured we had little to lose against Azzi and her nationally ranked teammates.

Well, long story short, you probably have figured out by now that we won the game. It was probably one of the biggest victories ever for a girls team from West Virginia and it left the Tennessee AAU coach a little baffled.

But, Summitt sat through the whole game. She nodded when we did something well. She shook her head when Tennessee did something bad.

Afterward, she shook my hand. Every year after that, whenever I ran into her scouting at the national AAU tournament or anywhere else, she always spoke or stopped to exchange comments. She was never too special or too busy for an AAU coach from West Virginia — even after my best player signed with Stanford, along with Azzi.

I don’t think any disease wants to go into overtime with Pat Summitt. I wish her well.

John Hackworth is managing editor of the Charlotte Sun. He can be reached at hackworth@sun-herald.com