Just when I thought it was safe to go back and read rational news headlines, I find that a fictional spacetime traveler was responsible for bringing down an allegedly notorious international criminal.  See for yourself:

Doctor Who Helped Find Bin Laden Convicted of Treason in Pakistan

If you don’t get, I’ll bother to explain it to you.

See, first of all, there was this programme on the tellie about a science fiction story centred on a character named Doctor Who.

Next, there was an area of our planet Earth that split away from one geopolitical entity and called itself Pakistan.

Finally, a person associated with his wealthy Saudi family decided he wanted notoriety rather than mainstream prestige and fame.  His name, they claim, is Osama bin Laden.

Alternatively, a medical professional stepped forward to assist in the capture and/or killing of bin Laden who was hiding in Pakistan not far away.  The doctor, who might be Doctor Who (can we ever know for sure, with certainty, etc.?), has been caught up in political maneuverings to punish him for his daily activities.

That, my friends, is the news for the day.  Happy surfing!