After years of back-room wrangling, leaders of every major sport played on or near Earth announced a two-tier approach to their individual sports.

For instance, in the Olympics, athletes who use no enhancement drugs will compete in the same event with those who do.  Two separate award ceremonies will be held for every event, giving the best three who use use enhancement drugs, and the best three who don’t, Olympic medals.

Same for individual awards in cricket, football, baseball, hockey, basketball, cycling, swimming, running, motorsports, wrestling, etc.

That way, we keep a sense of honesty and integrity out of the picture, allowing “dopers” to show the latest advances in medical enhancement technology and non-dopers to show the latest advances in “natural” training methods.

As the saying goes, may the best team/player win!