Friends don’t let friends disappear. The power of the dark side is everywhere.
Science is important only when freedom is a right, not a privilege.
Sadness and humour are the familiar bedfellows of celebrity and loneliness. Anyone for a foursome?
Friends don’t let friends disappear. The power of the dark side is everywhere.
Science is important only when freedom is a right, not a privilege.
Sadness and humour are the familiar bedfellows of celebrity and loneliness. Anyone for a foursome?
Let me count the ways. I guess it’s in my imagination?
To one reader, I can find no information to confirm or deny your rumour that Lorne Michaels and Seth Meyers are lovers, which would, to you, explain why Seth was kept so long as an SNL regular and unable to find longterm comedy work with any other outlet.
To the reader who sent me a diagram of “city maps ” of the world’s soap operas, which show a secret passageway that links them all together and thus proves that aliens are soap opera stars, let me get back to you at a later date. My sides are hurting from laughing at a joke you probably wouldn’t get.
Trees and other chlorophyll-processing beings are picketing the lab where stem cell research has resulted in an artificial leaf. They have hired a legal team to pursue declaring this new device an affront to natural life and thus offensive. In other words, they cleared a place in a forest, cutting themselves down into a formation that reads, “THIS IDEA STINKS!”
Crop circle theorists released a statement saying aliens are behind the latest protests by trees.
Why can’t we all just get along?
Reality keeps getting in the way!
Poison ivy or paintball injury?
I’ve been at this a long time but not too long.
Long enough to know it’s okay to treat what everyone says as if said in jest.
But take it all very seriously so that the humour is balanced against the pain, remorse…the sensitivity of both speaker and listener.
I don’t know where you come from, but down here, we call it Southern hospitality and common courtesy.
Minding our own business and treating you like family with good manners.
Knowing we’re gonna die one way or another.
Dance shoes by Stephanie.
Smiles on the faces of instructors Dana, Joe and Harold (a nod to Harold and his partner (Stephanie?) inventing the Male Pattern Baldness Awareness Day joke).
Getting a bunch of folks together for clean fun, learning to swing on the dance floor in groups.
Enthusiastic learners … step-step-step, step-step-step, back-step. Swing your partner, step-step-step, back-step. Good stuff, class!
For my wife and me, reapplying what’s we’ve learned from each other after 25 years of living under the same roof together (and usually in the same bed, unless one of us decides to sleep on the sofa on hot, humid nights).
Thanks to Nicole at Tuesday Morning, Robert at the Rave, Connie and Rebecca at Publix, Tasha at Another Broken Egg, Chick Fil-A, Mapco, Mark Petroff and others I’ve forgotten because I was meditating in public.
I heard a strategist say they plan to get the Republican Party to pursue impeachment of the U.S. President that will get Obama reelected by people fed up with insular thinking by the minority of paranoid conservatives trying to ruin this country through corrupt and greedy business practices.
I know that major motion picture studios release films to put butts in seats. Call it crass commercialisation, if you will, but it puts money into the local economy, does it not?
The most efficient way to make a living on this planet? You tell me.
I’ve got a bigger picture to manage.
Meditation calls my name…
The words of “Woods of Sipsey” sung by Claire Lynch flow through my thoughts.
A great run in NCAA tournaments by the Lady Vols and UAHuntsville men’s basketball teams this year – hold your heads up proudly! The young men on the UTK basketball team have a new coach to teach. 😉
To those with a bent for automatonic compositional renditions, try WolframTones.
You’ll never again look at your child’s random piano playing the same.
Goodbye to another pioneer who lived in my hometown.
Hello to a new sports figure hoping to pioneer a trail to championship glory with a clean program and a focus on academics, who will create well-rounded, successful student-athletes, we hope.
Two bits (0, 1) on the same book of information.
Girls are setting standards like the old Sons of the Pioneers.
We leave this hour with a classic tune, Ghost Riders In The Sky, and a medley, if you want a little more cowboy music melody.
And a nod to a family favourite by Tennessee Ernie Ford, Shenandoah.
And finally, the song that introduced my loved one and me to waltzing.
Watching others find ways to live, and watching myself reach out to the world through the cold, unloving connections of bits and bytes, I wonder…
While keeping the research of the particles of life moving forward, just so we can reach a milestone 14,284 days from now…
I wonder.
The old ways are still valid comparison points, I tell myself.
Political boundaries were meaningful at some point in time.
Every supercivilisation concedes old economies of scale to the previous generation.
I wonder why parents force so many structured activities on their children when children will become better adults if given time to explore subjects their parents don’t care to know about or simply don’t know exist.
How much of a general education is good for one person?
In sixth grade, I’ve said here at least once, I learned about the Soviet Union making students choose the direction their education would take at around age 10 or 11 (my same age at the time), and about Germany giving students the Gymnasium route, if they chose, after their primary school years were completed.
In secondary school, I could choose a vocational/technical program, a college preparatory program or a general education program for my high school diploma.
Specialisation divided me from my primary school classmates at age 15.
My observations about life in general began to take a new direction at that age, despite my desire to learn about all ways of life.
I lost track of the thought patterns of students outside the college preparatory track.
Yet, I still kept trying to apply my theories about general personality types to a smaller population.
Thus, at university, my theories were destroyed.
Was it inevitable? For me, obviously, yes.
Snobbishness did not equate to applied intelligence as it had amongst my friends in secondary school.
People with a so-called redneck personality were just as likely to pursue a career in engineering or science as a person who had never seen a can of PBR beer.
And in the streets of downtown Atlanta, those who never completed a formal education were just as likely to drink high-shelf liquor and drive expensive cars as those who had PhDs and invented the Next Big Thing.
The Internet, a general means of access to self-education, did not exist in my youth. Television, films, books, magazines, newspapers and contact with other people were the limited means to teach oneself.
I couldn’t instantly tweet with a person on the other side of the globe but I could exchange letters with an international penpal.
Ham radio gave some semblance of tweeting/texting. Both provide no clear understanding of body language (but voice-based ham radio communication did provide intonation (Morse code was the tweeting/texting of its day, of course)).
But one body is still one body, subject to circadian, natural wake/sleep cycles. Despite external devices and integrated prosthetic body part advancement, we chiefly depend on the speed of our central nervous system to process stimuli.
We may have speeded up the ability to herd our species but we are still flesh-and-blood states of energy.
Enlightened youth want more and they want it now, while older people want to keep their well-established lifestyles.
In general.
I enjoy watching the misdisuninformation cycles that those with something to sell/tell start by dropping a pebble, the concentric circles distorting and being distorted by all the competing messages vying to become stimuli to individuals and groups.
I have nothing to sell or tell.
I want to live a life that is amenable, even if “amenable” is a word I have to look up its meaning to determine if I’ve used its definition in the right context here.
So far, I’ve enjoyed the luxury of sharing my observations freely, keeping myself from succumbing to the temptation of luxury.
As we become more fully aware that consciousness is a deception that can fool us into a self-destructive supercivilisation, we will give more and more thought to the fact our bodies are made of competing subsystems working for the greater good of the body.
Nurture creative criticism in our children so they will understand friendly competition is the route to a world of competing subcultures working for the greater good of the body.
Cutting off negative pathways is painful but so is removing a gangrenous body part for the sake of the body.
There is no ultimate solution. Life goes on.
We adjust to the changing times or we don’t – either response is acceptable.
Give room for the voices to be heard – the best solution in the moment often comes from a place we won’t know existed because a parent gave a child time for self-education outside the prescripted norm.
The size of the pathway or nervous system pipeline is key to understanding how to read the health of a subculture. Overcrowd the pathway or overclock the pipeline speed and you create side effects that quickly turn into pathological terminators.
Are any of these theories universally valid or have I created a thought set that applies to a limited population?
If wishes were horses, Huntsville’s Brookside Street SW would get a new coat of fresh pavement.
Do you know how to optimise restaurant seating while keeping overall wait time down at the same time?
Do you hike to out-of-the-way waterfalls after a major storm?
Questions haunt my thoughts that look back 1000 years from now.
Lord, have mercy, it was a fun time last night.
Smacking boot heels on old wood floors.
Accordion, washboard, guitar, drums, bass…like an ol’ bayou Saturd’y night getdown.
‘Memberances of N’awlins, crawfish boils, jazz fests, New Year’s Eve on the Riverwalk, ESPN settin’ up for the national championship.
Louisiana hot sauce or, when that’s not available, habanero squeezin’s on the chicken sandwich at Beauregard’s, the ever resourceful Antonio givin’ us the extra onion rings.
Dance lessons a’fore hand – “just remember, it’s not the exact steps that counts, it’s keepin’ time with your partner that makes it zydeco!”
One, two, three four. Five, six, step back.
My partner – my rational, logical engineering wife – dissecting the steps ’cause we already know how to keep time. This ain’t work, honey, it’s the weekend! 😉
Sippin’ whiskey from a flask – Bushmills Black Bush. A little Sprite for the missus. A swig of ginger ale for her male.
My, oh my, does the zydeco bring out the bee-yout’uhful ladies?!
Like the cream o’ the crop, they were, a’dancin’ with their beaus or choosin’ more experienced partners to learn a new move or two to spice up their relationship on the dance floor and off.
I felt like someone wound my clock back, and we were back at the ol’ Chicken Shack down by the river, a jug of hooch bein’ passed back and forth while bodies spun ’round and ’round like the storm clouds that swept past over and over again.
Lightnin’ never strikes the same place twice unless the dance floor’s on fire, my grandpappy used to say.
Reckon he’s right.
Zydeco lessons at the Eagles Club tonight, folks. Don’t miss it!
A nod to Jessica at Arby’s, the behind-the-scenes folks at Lowe Mill, and Yuri Ozaki, whose quiet happiness blesses us all – may your country find peace during this difficult recovery period. Cat, we’ll fill up on Happy Tummy the next go-round.
Take a day off, then my wife and I are hittin’ the dance floor again, this time shufflin’ our feet to swing music.
No offense to you bowling fans but between drinkin’ beer at the bowling alley or hoppin’ on the dance floor with my wife, I’ll take the parquet.
Or is it butter?
One day, our dancing will be as smooth as such.
Anything you say can and will be used to improve the efficiency and profitability of the species’ primary functions.
If you believe any of this has been written in a sarcastic or satirical tone, it is clear evidence that you are in the middle of your accelerated reeducation process. Your personality is now disappearing before your eyes.
Welcome to the new you!