A belated thanks to many is due: to the dance instructors at Kinesthetic Cue, who taught a young couple a wonderful showcase performance they demonstrated for us last night; Dairy Queen workers putting in overtime because teenage employees decide to take Friday off; Gibson’s BBQ owners/staff; assisted living facility marketing managers giving their best effort; Beauregard’s; McDonald’s McCafe; local farmers; more to follow.
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A Bumper Crop of Birds Next Year
The start of a warm day. Retelling thoughts to myself of previous moments.
Noting the difference between a public persona and the private self, no matter how in/famous one may be (or imagine one is).
Allowing that some will control their selves with drugs – the so-called modern life – crafting states of energy like a microscopic logic board designer or chainsaw-wielding ice carver.
Some subcultures maintaining a separation of gender roles.
Others going with the flow, allowing people to assume they know best what they want to learn/do best.
Is monogamy innate or learned?
And if innate, is it gender-specific?
And if gender-specific, how does one gender teach the other the perceived importance of monogamy?
As our population continues to crowd in, how many other innate behaviours become commonplace in place of the formerly common behaviour of lifetime monogamy?
How do we signal zygotes to become antisocial and will RNA independence later wreak more havoc in one’s genetic tendencies?
Does the sound of a lawnmower influence the mating behaviour of cicadas?
What about an old B-17 flying overhead?
Will cosmic rays change space travelers into a distinct sub/super species due to changes in our copassengers: bacteria in our guts and pores?
The following was going to be part of this blog entry but I’ve decided to challenge myself to stop blogging about politics as a unique category of our human behaviour…
[Someone told me that if my culture eliminated Glenn Beck it would also eliminate the usefulness of a person named Jon Stewart because of the duality present in our cultural subconsciousness.
What if I don’t believe in duality?
Could Tina Fey then complete against Sarah Palin for mass media supremacy and have more real nonviolent power than anyone in the U.S. government?]
Seven billion people, no matter how unimportant or unempowered they may feel, lead this planet but rarely do we act like wise leaders.
We play at competing against each other while ignoring our effects on the states of energy around us that aren’t our species.
Is this a 100% redeemable quality?
Can I lose myself in the fun of the moment and yet be aware of my effect on the environment and the future?
On the dance floor last night, looking into the beautiful eyes of a stranger, having a brief conversation, and then changing dance partners, I felt the concept of opportunity costs and sunk costs as it pertained to social relationships rather than business management.
Soon, I will celebrate 25 years of marriage, my first and only marriage. According to statistics, less than 50% of my local culture has households with two people being married as the single head of household.
How those statistics account for widows/widowers, young people buying a first house or renting a first flat before finding a marriage partner, or others who believe in marriage but are unmarried at the time of the statistics-taking, I don’t know.
The statistics do not imply, and we cannot infer from the statistics, that monogamy is no longer a preferred innate trait of our species.
Marriage and monogamy are not synonymous. Neither is marriage and compatibility or monogamy and harmony.
For the most part, our species reproduces by sexual intercourse between the male and the female and subsequent fertilisation of egg by sperm.
We can prevent the fertilisation through contraception and we can fertilise eggs without sexual intercourse.
If contraception and artificial insemination were universally available for subcultures that accept these modern conveniences (and gently encouraged for subcultures that don’t), would we in those subcultures naturally breed monogamy out of our genetic trait set?
If we removed headlines that say overpopulation is an inevitable fatal train wreck for our species and started noting that we had solved the problem of overpopulation and are now managing resources for our population, would our bodies’ reproduction systems adjust accordingly and stop producing antisocial types?
In other words, when we see natural changes of other species in population sizes that peak and shrink, can we honestly tell ourselves we’re just as susceptible to these changes, including nonmonogamous relationships?
My thoughts are clouded by a stressful family situation right now so I can’t be sure if I’m looking at today’s blog as if I’m staring at us outside our species and/or applying [non]relativistic moral/ethical constraints on my suppositions.
We talk about the birth and death of civilisations and cultures as if we’re not the same as any other social species on this planet.
Take away the labels “civilisation” and “culture” and look at simple population growth statistics.
Certainly, as a population grows, the social interconnections grow and thus the population’s interface with the surrounding environment grows more complicated.
The birds in these woods are fattening up on cicadas this year. Next year, assuming no major environmental disasters in the next nine months, we should have a bumper crop of birds born of this year’s wellfed avian breeders.
Eliminating all our innerspecies squawking and carrying on, I observe our change in population growth.
In previous overpopulation studies I’ve read, not knowing the mindset or intent of the researchers or the sponsors/producers of the studies, a species that contains a supermajority of paired-off male/female breeders will start producing offspring that do not exhibit male/female breeding preferences.
Of course, we say we’re the only species that can objectively observe the behaviour of other species (we are not the only organisms that can control the behaviour of other organisms), which makes us believe we may be similar to other species but we have a great advantage over them because we don’t have to just react to environmental changes.
In fact, we can create our own environmental success or destruction stories!
If marriage, as a cultural example of monogamous behaviour, is no longer necessary for species survival in our current global civilisation’s modern condition, is it just a temporary reaction to our population growth or a permanent change in our genetic makeup?
Concluding this train of thought, if a sudden environmental megadisaster reduced our population dramatically, how would we view marriage and/or monogamy?
And finally, as a test of my mental state, has this blog entry indicated a family crisis fogged my usual rational yet humourous reasoning?
Who stands to lose when you use your debit card?
Ever made up a good conspiracy story to pretend life is more complicated than it really is?
In that case, let’s pretend that credit card companies would stand to gain more money than a few “skimmers” making short change on some debit cards at Michael’s stores.
Could you then stretch your imagination to think that credit card companies would have paid someone to slip a few skimmers into a store and promote headlines that scream, “DEBIT CARDS ARE BAD FOR YOU, JUST LIKE FLORESCENT BULBS IN OFFICES AND RUSTY NAILS SUPERGLUED TO THE INSIDE OF SHOES TOSSED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!”
Republicans quit U.S. 2012 presidential race and Schwarzenegger reveals “maid to order” baby all because it’s an international conspiracy that placed a sexually-attacked woman in the IMF chief’s hotel room!
U.S. intentionally withdraws support funds for Pakistan because China has secretly agreed to pickup Pak’s bills!
Queen Elizabeth abandons the royal throne after seeing what a lovely wee place Ireland is and decides to make Limerick her permanent home, apologising for 800 years of oppression while taking up residence in the ol’ king’s castle!
YAWN! Wake me up when the whole population has outgrown ignorant attitudes and operates on facts, not supposition.
It’s one thing to have a healthy dose of doubt in one’s noggin and quite another to believe everything you hear and make up more when it’s not believable enough because the facts are too simple to accept.
More Headlines
“Band Manager for The New Pornographers Admits Bribing US SEAL Team with Bin Laden Porn Stash”
“Obama Spied Secretly Negotiating 2012 VP Deal with Palin in Exchange for Alaska Oil Deal”
“Brazilian Scientist Creates Anaerobic Carbon-Capturing Artifical Photosyntheis ‘Tree’; Brazilian Officials Rejoice, Pave Over Amazon Rainforest for Massive Supercity”
“Saudi Government Converts Peninsula Into Giant Solar FauxPalm-Lined Beach, Using Faux-Grass Solar Panel Suburban Lawns to Fuel Modern Civilisation, Becoming First Nonoil-Dependent Nation”
“Technical College Opens New Landscape Engineering Department, Sponsored by the Intel-Huawei-Sony Corporation”
“Colbert Declares Himself Emperour, Forms New Global Government In Exile, Devoted to Dry, Acerbic Humour for the Ham-On-Wry Masses”
“Hillary Clinton Defeats Colbert in Thumb Wrestling Match, Reveals Billary Husband/Wife Coemperourship Rocketing to Mars Headquarters Soon”
“Union for the Preservation of Unions Dissolves all Worker Unions into Website for Chronic Employee Complaints titled ‘That’s Why They Call It A Job'”
“British Monarchy Funds New Comedy Troupe Shoppe for Exclusive Rights to Officially Make Funne of Thugs with Crowns”
“India Caught Drilling Gargantuan Water Tap into Himalayan Glacier Network, Consents to Relocate Bangladesh to Hidden Indian Gov’t Officials’ Private Holiday ‘Shangri-La’ Resort”
“George W. Bush Contracts Reagan-Thatcher Disease, Can’t Remember Details of US Presidency”
“China Finishes Plans of Tibetan Amusement Park, ‘Retrains’ Monks for Park Guide/Mascot Duty”
“Guinness Book of Records Annoints Panama Canal as World’s Largest Water Slide”
“Food is Shown to be Both Fatally Cancerous and Good for You at the Same Time – Anorexic and Obesity Support Groups Cry ‘Foul Fowl, Fools! Dig in, if you Dare!'”
Stop Print Shop Lexicographers Delete Punctuation From All Languages Stop Use Stop Instead Stop Stop Please Stop Stop Stop
“World Court Rules Trees are International Treasure, Allowed to Fall and Rot in Place; Roads Become Obstacle Courses; Cotton Prices Soar on Toilet/Facial Tissue Industry Conversion News, Surpassing Oil and Gold; Lumberjacks Protest, Invent Miniature Cotton Plant Chainsaw”
“Pope Blesses Islam as Catholic Sect, Sees Protestants and Jews as Wandering Catholic Children, Hints Buddhists and Hindus are Probably Catholic, too; Vatican City PayPal Donations Clog Internet More Effectively than Spam, Offline Bible Reading Explodes in Proportion”
“Research Shows Headlines are Subliminal Messages from Aliens, Nostradamus Predicted”
“Supermarket Rag Mags Receive Lifetime Achievement Award for Most Insightful/Entertaining News, ‘Legitimate’ Journalism Finally Dies A Merciful Death”
“The Committee Makes Satire the One True Religion, Outlaws Seriousness; Punishments will Include Reading Bad Jokes in Front of Drunk, Tomato-Wielding Comedy Circuit Crowds Night-after-Night, No Rewrites Allowed”
“SETI Discovers Radiowave Radiation Attack from Extraterrestrial War Accidentally Created Life on Earth, Intercepted Galactic ‘Wikileaks’ Communications Details”
“Life Started A Moment Ago, Ends In The Next Moment, Guru Proves with Lack of Evidence”
“Germany Will Only Approve Doctoral Theses with the Best Use of Plagiarism From Now On, the Government Precisely Copying GrecoRoman Law, Itself A Copy, for this Proclamation”
Thus endeth today’s satirically sacred meditative lesson. Bless you, Satire. Thanks for your confession – five hearty laughs and ten raucous guffaws every day until your next confession.
100% Real Chocolate
While Internet protocols proliferate, they won’t last forever. Who is developing the next set(s) of communications protocols, what are they and when will they start spreading, reaching critical mass?
We’ve all worked with a clueless coworker.
It’s never too early to start planning your late retirement.
Glass of Banfi Chianti
I get paid to observe and one day I’ll spend my savings.
Last night, while adults courted at Guiseppe’s Italian Dining & Cafe, Chad M told me about Maria Marinelli, a niece of the owner, Mike or Raffaele Misciagna.
Earlier in the day, an Air Force veteran and her business associate arranged some flowers at their establishment, the Petal Pusher.
Linda at Kohl’s had brushed her hair and looked 15 years younger.
At Miss Bea’s, sweet tea and pulled candy sat while the workers stood and talked with us away from washing dishes.
Melissa delivered flowers to my mother in-law’s room. Myra, Elizabeth, Debbie, Pauline and Bellamina smiled while they kept patients healthy.
Immigration legal status is a matter of perspective. Feeling invited or welcome is a matter of community generosity.
A whooping crane, whale or leatherback turtle cannot be sentenced, fined and jailed.
I played with children in my neighbourhood when I was a child allowed to go outside and play.
What of the children whose parents discouraged unsupervised neighbourhood gatherings of youth?
What are those grownup boxed-in kids doing today?
Do they discourage unlawful migration of children to more prosperous opportunities to play?
What do you hold sacred?
Do you preserve history at all costs even when you know history is a fable written about the few for the masses?
A candle on a birthday cupcake from Gigi’s given to me by my wife, the two of us celebrating quietly, she lit the candle while she listened on the mobile phone, whispering to me a line from “Happy Birthday,” and I blew out the candle, eating the little cake alone.
The hermit’s life is here and now. My fabled history is completed.
The rest is happy silence, watching my species compete/cooperate for personal space.
Nonunreaffirmed Reflection
The delayed launch of one of the last cruisers of the U.S. space shuttle fleet.
Test flight of a commercial suborbital rocket plane.
Russia serving the ISS.
China preparing for an occupied station.
The elite status of having flown 100-plus kilometers from the surface of our home planet.
Where is a safe place to build a space elevator or similar mass transit system?
How do we build confidence that nonviolent dissent is healthy for political change?
Will I live to see upper middle class passengers sail around the Moon?
How do we proactively prevent the creation of a loose network of violent criminals that diverts the equivalent of trillions of dollars of non dual use development to pursue and perpetuate them?
Can we tell when an entrenched system is no longer viable for the majority, let alone any minorities?
Happiness is a state of being, not a pursuit.
Can people see that nationalistic patriotism naturally compartmentalises sub/cultural populations?
Borders are memes, symbols, labels, artificial constructs of territorialism – the modern concept of personal property rights, like animals marking their mating/feeding grounds.
For us, space is essentially an infinite set of possible mating/feeding grounds.
Tentativeness is not the same as carefulness.
Complicated is not the same as confident efficiency.
A solar-powered string of lights saves on electricity.
What’s the cheapest and not necessarily the most reliable method for launching our personal single-cell organism coloniser payload to the Moon or Mars?
If the organism contains your trademarked DNA sequence, could you claim individual ownership of that area you colonised without local/global government permission?
Seek forgiveness later.
Start your profitable offworld business first and dare them to come after your staked claim, costing them a whole lot more to stop you than it cost you to turn a profit deposited in your orbiting satellite memory bank they can’t regulate from down here.
It’s not your fault if Earthers are too old-fashioned to process the solar system currency you invented for exclusive members of the 100-Plus Kilometer Club.
My nonviolent plan to take over the solar system is moving forward smoothly, thanks to the ready participation of seven billion people operating under the assumption this planet is divided into imaginary political boundaries used to excite them into frenzied temporary diversions, while I empty their pockets full of short-term earned money for my long-term domination of their and their offspring’s lives.
Can’t wait until the slowly terraforming portions of Mars and the Moon are under my complete control, with travelers paying my network large chunks of their disposable income to get away from Earth, on holiday and/or until they die.
People’s Edition
“Did you try the the Curler burger?”
“Sure did.”
“Well, I’m originally from Illinois but my wife here is from South Carolina. Her daddy invented the Curler burger. He had an outdoor stand not far from the factory…I moved there because my company relocated me…anyway, he…”
“Excuse me. Do y’all want more to drink?”
“Yes, please.”
“Y’all want a cup to go?”
“Ya think she wants us to leave? It’s 1:45, fifteen minutes after closing.”
“No! Y’all stay as long as you want.”
“Just fill up my cup. I’ll sit here and drink it before we go.”
“About your father in-law?”
“The Curler burger was so popular, he always had a long line, ten to twenty deep, of people waitin’ to get one, even though they could’a eaten somewhere else closer to the factory. He finally opened up an inside place but it wasn’t nearly so popular.”
“Some people like to eat outdoors…”
“Like on a day like this?”
“So how did you all meet?”
“I worked at a plant for a soybean company, Continental Green…you ever heard of ’em?”
“No.”
“They were pretty big in mid-Illinois back then. Well, they relocated me to a new plant in South Carolina. That’s where I met her. Then I was relocated to Alabama and we retired here. She runs this place and has the Curler burger in memory of her father.”
“My husband was quite the catch.”
“I was a plant manager.”
“She’s still got that South Carolina lady’s charm.”
“Why, thank you, honey. The stories I could tell you…”
“We aren’t in a hurry if you’re not.”
“For starters, you know what’s the matter with today’s economy?”
“No.”
“You don’t? Well, I wish you did, ’cause here’s what I’d do…”
Just then, a fugitive from the law, Janous the Giant, walked in and shot up the place, taking a Curler burger with her on the way out as she emptied the cash register out of habit.
Books of the day
- “The art of the long view: paths to strategic insight for yourself and your company,” by Peter Schwartz.
- “The code of the warrior: exploring warrior values past and present,” by Shannon French.
- “The Military to Civilian Transition Guide: A Career Transition Guide for Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps & Coast Guard Personnel,” by Carl S. Savino, Major USAR (Ret), and Ronald L. Krannich, Ph.D.
A beautiful day for reading, is it not, while floods and other disaster-destroyed areas exist in the world we share.
The Value of Money
So you want to be a millionaire…on the run?
Embezzlement – it’s not just for politicians tapping “re-election funds,” anymore.
