Pyramids, Palaces, Castles and Tents

Detached from world news except through word-of-mouth.

Content with the absence of abcessive, infectious noisemakers.

Pulling up carpet and padding.

Scrubbing crud off wood flooring.

[Re/un]decorating.

Figuring out how we’ll stop running from our energy-intensive self-destructive civilisation-building habits.

Should I stop thinking aloud here on this public blog?

Stop connecting the dots?

We can listen to feelgood speechmakers all day long while the big picture keeps tilting futher askew, lost in our all-encompassing life-filling details, creating euphemisms to hide the fact we’re lemmings headed into the sea.

All you want is a place in/on this planet to call your own, though, right?

We want hope.

Some find hope in time-tested rituals and beliefs.

Some days, I read and repeat the words and phrases associated with the rituals and beliefs in order to…what?

Washing bath towels, sending the dirt, grime and soap down invisible pipes to unknown destinations, leaving sewage treatment plant operators to clean up my mess so I can have fresh water to bathe in again, soiling bath towels and cycling back to the rinse-and-repeat process all over again for the very first time.

Lions don’t ask where their traveling smorgasbord comes from.

Nor do squirrels question why some trees produce nuts and not others.

The raccoons in my backyard have gotten used to the cycle of fig fruit growth.

Does mapping a planet with radar change the planet?

I won’t know if our civilisation will collapse in retrospect or just keep flowing along as it always has, adjusting to changing weather conditions and available resources ad infinitum.

We know the more we specialise, the harder the changes we have to make in our comfortable lifestyles deeply established and well-anchored.

Are you a nomad or a root planter?

What am I?

La Bluegrass Vie En Wedding Anniversary Rose Vases

A day of quiet reflection, living memories relived, voices remembered, faces forgotten.

Using humour to make us think, taken seriously in formal and colloquial tones alike.

Edith Piaf and Eartha Kitt on CD played by Ed at Cafe Jubilee.

Crocket Creek Band live – featuring Jim Bowman and Hale Vance (and two young musicians) – at Burger Bar. Karaoke Night coming soon on Saturdays.

Food bills lost at pay windows.

Arms tired from/of painting ceiling/walls.

Wing & Son Concert Grand upright piano smiling a toothy grin, silent laughter after years of tickled keys.

Waltzing to the Tennessee Waltz.

Enjoying life at this moment, tinnitus, sore muscles and all.

We [I] forget our blessings as we beg for more.

Sticker on fiddle case: “If it’s about bluegrass, it’s a WEED!”

Receiving only PBS stations on digital converter box is an education in itself.

Life is digging a drainage ditch next to concrete patio to divert Tropical Storm Lee’s rainy greeting.

Civilisations grow and crumble under Earth’s repeating patterns, cycles natural, megamicroclimates affected by roaming species, including oxygen-breathing organisms like us.

We rarely see our faces in the mirror and the interaction of individual light waveparticles passing through the surface at the same time.

Which part of your life feels magical? Mystical? Mysterious? Unexplainable?

Are you more skeptic than believer or the other way around?

Was the universe built just for you or is it you against the universe?

Are some parts for you and some parts against?

Is business more a competition than a cooperation?

Do you pick your own corn or buy it plastic-wrapped at the supermarket?

When you hear the word “baguette,” do you think bread or cut diamond?

Ask simple questions to set the stage for deploying thought sets to determine if dark energy exists, we’ll have colonies on the Moon/Mars, public education is a privilege, right or burden, and whatever you want to pose to question standard, accepted practices that were developed on magical beliefs [of the past/future].

You can’t keep seven billion people at the same level of happiness.

Or can you?

Risk aversion is a science or art?

Risk taking is a sport, military strategy or null option?

Every one of us lives and dies.

The in-between is the magical story of your life.

Write it well.

No assumptions, no guarantees.

Stay Sharp

Will Ferrell and Will Smith deny the rumour they’re in a relationship together but they do admit the rumour is a campaign to test market a film idea.

I was reminded to list the other magazines that influenced me while I grew up: Autoweek, Motor Trend, Guns&Ammo, American Rifleman, Scientific American, Insight, Omni, Good Housekeeping.

Some drivers: AL state tag S4450B, faster than speed limit, Auburn sticker in rear window, stopping at car wash; 026 WRG (TN), talking and/or texting while driving. More to come.

Any reason that sports announcers jump into falsetto – late puberty?

Are there people under 50 still watching TV shows on TV?

Erase special effects and what have you got?

Think about it.

Kit, KAT, Bars

Sketch…

Deborah’s last Saturday driving KAT football shutle? (Her daughter a military leader.) Garry in consultation. Ticket taker working start of fourth year.

Michael and psychology major graduate serving at Barley’s.

Scott’s fiancee carrying her twin inside until age 12, convinced it was a virgin birth, until the size of a football and removed; worked hard to convince mother and doctor she was not pregnant).

Rain showers, stadium waterfalls.

No hot fudge cake at Shoney’s, although Tonya looked; no hot apple/cherry pies at McDonald’s either/too/also.

Anderson County Optimist Club serving food.

UT 42, Montana 16 – hard fought aal the way, both sides with strengths and weaknesses to review.

Black eye patches – team dverts looking good on young faces eating late-night buffet.

USO mag supporting PTS recognition and treatment.

Kara and Alfred at Walmart.

Mom making breakfast and lasagna for lunch.

Dad recommending wiper blades while watching IndyCar race and ATL/LAD game.

Middle class life in America. What’s the middle class doing in Lithuania, Libya, and China?

Trillions “wasted” in war on terror? No. Didn’t go down in a hole. Funded lifestyles of semiluxury all over the world. If you didn’t capture your share, don’t blame me.

Every labor/investment earned/spent impacts us all.

Follow the money – protest, complain or act to redirect the flow.

Herding Humans, All Too Human, All Two Humans

In a meditative trance/dream last night, I realised I had an email from an assisted living facility director that implicated him as an accessory to robbery in broad daylight.

In the old days, I would have used that email as leverage, a bargaining chip to maneuver the advantages of a deal in my favour.

But a deal is unnecessary in this case, because the use of leverage involves the police, mass media (“failing the newspaper test”), potential testimony, etc., for which I don’t want to waste my time.

So why do I mention the dream/trance if it is not real?

This question has no answer.

It is a metaphor, allegory, simile, tale, morality play, joke, theory, blog post inspiration.

An outward representation of my body’s processes at two in the morning.

Right in the middle of the changing times we call 2nd of September 2011 in many parts of the world.

As reluctant Comedian King of the Committee, I’m supposed to issue edicts on a daily basis.

But as a practical joking amateur philosopher/poseur, I disguise my edicts in fibs, fabrications and fables.

When we are our own gods, do we act with impudence, impotence, impunity or omnipotence?

Conscience or conscientiousness is a concept buried in our brain functions.

We may teach our children immutable laws, morals, ethics of our culture but their bodies are preprogrammed to act upon our teaching in ways we are often unaware (although basic observations of their behaviours as they grow up give us clues).

Thus, it is how they choose to occupy themselves in providing the necessities of human living upon which I focus my thoughts.

Their preprogramming tells me how easily they can accommodate the requirements for providing necessities – food, shelter, clothing – in pursuit of satisfying their higher brain functions.

Your immutable ideas tell me how they’re going to attempt to mimic their fellow humans while deciding to move into (or stay in) circles and subcultures of “most favoured” humans or stay in (or move into) less favoured subcultures and circles.

One can worship at the altar of the profit motive and also seek to maximise happiness of the human capital involved in gaining maximum favour from the God of Profitmakingtaking.

Either/or is a thought process of last resort.

We are far from the dire, desperate times that only “either/or” can rescue us from.

My high school prom date in Blountville, Tennessee, USA, and constant companion for a time in Knoxville, Tennessee, USA, now lives with her husband in Singapore, Singapore.  Nobody forced them into a deal to make that decision – they chose of their own free will, following the job abd lifestyle opportunities in a global marketplace.

A lesson in positive attitudes about changing times.

The moral to this story is self-explanatory.

If Timothy Ferriss and P.T. Barnum had a child together:

Story sent to me via email from my father:

Book ‘sets record straight’

Author explains flight school’s 9/11 involvement

By SUSAN TAYLOR MARTIN

ST. PETERSBURG TIMES SENIOR CORRESPONDENT

Susan Taylor Martin can be reached at  susan@sptimes.com  .

CAPE CORAL — It’s a Monday night at Anthony’s on the Boulevard. (“Best in Cape Coral 2011!’’ the menu proclaims.) Rudi Dekkers’ book-launch party isn’t supposed to start until 7 p.m. but Dekkers is flat broke and in a hurry to sell his new autobiography, “Guilty by Association.”

So Dekkers leaps from his seat at 6:40 p.m. and faces his audience, still picking at their broiled scallops and baked potatoes.

“I get goose bumps every time I speak about it,’’ he begins in his thick Dutch accent, recalling that day, Sept. 12, 2001, when a pair of FBI agents showed up at his Venice flight school.

“‘Mr. Dekkers, we’re here for the files on two people from your school who flew into the buildings.’ The moment when   I heard I was involved in 9/11, I had an outsidebody experience. I swear I was there looking down on my body, thinking now I am involved in the biggest disaster that ever happened in the United States. I had no clue what the next 10 years is going to bring.’’

Dekkers’ school trained Mohamed Atta and Marwan al-Shehhi, pilots of the two jets that brought down the World Trade Center and killed nearly 3,000 people. In the following days and     weeks, Dekkers was all over television, saying he had no idea the men were terrorists even though they were from the Middle East and Atta was a cold, rude jerk who looked like “a dead man walking.’’

There were also thousands of calls and emails, some from Americans who threatened to kill Dekkers, a foreigner himself. And although he said he barely knew either pilot, there were sensationalist Internet claims that he was friends with Atta and even went with him to a strip club shortly before 9/11.

Then the attention faded. Dekkers moved on with his life, which included writing a book to “set the record straight’’ and make back part of the $12 million he says he lost because of the terror attacks. Which he is why he is here this night, fielding questions that show that a lot of people still don’t entirely believe him or the official account of what happed on 9/11.

“Where did those stories originate that they were never taught to land?’’ This is asked in a semi-accusing tone, by a man in a white T-shirt who appears to have had one too many beers.

Dekkers doesn’t answer directly. Instead he says this: “We were preparing students for certain licenses. We do not issue licenses. If we are only steering right and left with them, do you think the FAA guys will give them a license?’’

And, he says, Atta and al-Shehhi bought a software program called Microsoft Flight Simulator that helped show them how to fly big Boeing jets.

“Bill Gates is guilty on this because he wrote the plans for a flight simulator. See where I’m going with this — guilty by association.’’

Now 55, Dekkers is trim and affable, with a penchant for slightly offcolor jokes. In his book, he also portrays himself as a smart, outside-the-box thinker whose problems — and there have been many, even before 9/11 — are largely the fault of others.

He grew up in a rickety houseboat in Amsterdam, Netherlands, with what he describes as an authoritarian father and a hard-drinking mother. On his own at an early age, he shined shoes, drove a taxi, served in the army, sold drill bits and cleaning supplies. He finally hit it big as a home builder.

“Business was good,’’ Dekkers writes, so he took up flying. He came to Florida to buy a Piper Seneca and decided to move his family to Naples.

“At 35, I felt that I had reached the limit of what I could accomplish in the Netherlands. I had proven myself as a builder and developer.’’

Dekkers’ book glosses over or doesn’t mention some less savory aspects of his history in Holland. A Dutch soccer club said   he reneged on a pledge to sponsor an event, leaving it on the hook for thousands of dollars. A computer company he started went bankrupt. Another venture led to a tax fraud conviction, later overturned on appeal.

In Florida, some who had dealings with Dekkers found him pushy and arrogant, a man who didn’t always play by the rules.

“I’m not saying he would sell his soul, but he is very aggressive,’’ Robert Larson, then director of operations at the Naples Airport Authority, told the St. Petersburg Times in 2004.

Dekkers ran a facility that leased and maintained planes. He was so late on his bills that at one point the airport refused to sell him aviation fuel even if he paid in cash. In 1999, in one of his many run-ins with the Federal Aviation Administration, the FAA cited him for operating an aircraft in an unsafe manner and suspended his pilot’s license for 45 days, a severe penalty.

It was in Naples that Dekkers met a multimillionaire who loaned him money to buy Huffman Aviation, a flight school 100 miles up the road in Venice. In July 2000, two foreigners walked through the door. Mohamed Atta and Marwan al-Shehhi   said they wanted to get their commercial licenses so they could fly for airlines back home in the Middle East.

Dekkers was thrilled to see them.

Summer in Florida “was always our slow season,’’ he writes. “To pick up two extra students in July was a bonus. Since it takes about a half year for student to get a license, they would be leaving exactly as our busy season began, dumping an additional $40,000 into my business. I put on my winning smile and treated them to my best sales pitch.’’

Atta, a cold fish, and al-Shehhi, more gregarious, already had flunked out of a Sarasota flight school, where an instructor complained that they were “aggressive, rude and sometimes even   fought with him’’ to take controls during training flights, according to the 9/11 Commission report. Dekkers’ book says only that the two were unhappy with the Sarasota school and liked that he offered to arrange housing for them.

At Huffman Aviation, Atta and al-Shehhi were also trouble at first — “horribly obnoxious to all of our women employees,’’ Dekkers writes, and “in the plane, they just mess(ed) around.’’ But he decided to give them a second chance, and they seemed to straighten out.

In late 2000, both men got their licenses. There was a bizarre incident that Christmas Eve. They rented a Piper Warrior from Huffman, flew to South Florida and abandoned the plane on a taxiway at Miami International Airport when Atta flooded the engine while trying to start it.

Once they were back in Venice, Dekkers chewed them out.

“I told them that I never wanted to see them on our field again,’’ he writes. “I didn’t need the business of people who would treat my planes and the reputation of my flight school with such utter contempt. As usual, Atta looked furious and Shehhi remained polite.’’

Dekkers said he heard nothing more about   them until Sept. 12, 2001. And it was not until the following March that he opened his mail to find student visa approvals for the now dead pilots — seven months after Dekkers had sent in their applications.

At Anthony’s on the Boulevard, diners have finished their meals and more hands shoot up when Dekkers asks for questions. Someone wants to know if his book is indeed enough to set the record straight.

Dekkers harrumphs.

“The Naples Daily News today, I’m on the front page. “My publisher said, ‘Did you see the reaction from people — how dare you make money from a book?’   Someone says, ‘You owe me $38,000 for an engine.’ That’s the Internet these days.’’

Since 9/11, Dekkers’ financial troubles have escalated. Some were caused by fallout from the hijackings. Huffman Aviation, suddenly notorious as a terrorist training school, lost so much business Dekkers had to sell it.

Then he got caught in another of the decade’s big stories, the real estate bust.

After a short-lived venture selling mobile phones, Dekkers moved to Cape Coral and went into the swimming pool business. That did well, he says, until grossly overpriced Cape Coral became ground zero of the foreclosure crisis. He didn’t save enough, especially after state regulators fined him $2,500 for falsely passing himself   off as a licensed pool contractor. (He has yet to pay the fine.)

Three years ago, Dekkers and his fourth wife, a Cuban-American he met on the Internet, stopped making payments on their 6,500-square-foot home in a gated community called La Vida. The bank has yet to foreclose.

“What luck!’’ Dekkers says. “I could not afford now to live under a bridge.’’

He has other problems. He owes the IRS more than $50,000. Three decades after he first entered the country, he still doesn’t have U.S. citizenship or even   a green card. He thinks the immigration service is messing with him because it was embarrassed by the mix-up over Atta and al-Shehhi’s visa applications.

Dekkers is also angry at the FAA. He had to surrender his commercial pilot’s license to resolve a lawsuit in which the FAA accused him of operating illegal charter flights.

Before 9/11, “I did not fear anything from government. Later I found out government agencies like scapegoats.’’

As Dekkers winds up his talk, he gets a hearty round of applause. A waitress and several other people advance toward a table stacked high with copies of “Guilty by Association.”

“To be honest, I was a little skeptical early on, but getting to know the   guy I think he got a bad rap because of everything that happened,’’ says Danny Mitchell, who met Dekkers several years ago while installing screens around Dekkers’ pools. Mitchell buys six books — “for support.’’

The response to “Guilty by Association” has been fairly good. It briefly hit the top 50 in Holland and already has sold about 25,000 copies in the United States, Dekkers says. For every copy, he makes $5. But he did not get an advance and he has to pay for his book tour, which includes stops in Sacramento, Minneapolis and, as close as possible to the 9/11 anniversary, New York City.

Dekkers hopes to earn enough to try something new, perhaps motivational speaking (“I love it and as you saw, people like me”) or maybe buying LED light bulbs from China and selling them cut-rate in this country.

“I have so many ideas to start a business. All my life I think outside the box. That’s how I make money.’’

Anthony’s is clearing out fast, but a few more people approach. Dekkers autographs the books with a flourish, then slips a few $20 bills into his pocket.

http://scn.eed.sunnewspapers.net/olive/ode/north_port_sun/ _ 31Aug2011, p. FR1.

My USB Flash Drive has a Heartbeat

Letting my thoughts flow randomly, from a puppet movie starring Anthony Hopkins to the latest personal revelations by Oscar de la Hoya to my friends on facebook who constantly quote their favourite Bible verses to the difference between workers who don’t want to know the truth about how business really works and company owners/employers who’ll lie, cheat, steal and refuse to pay bills/taxes to keep their dream alive to understanding that conservative heterosexuals want exclusive dominion over their political affiliation even though there are nonheterosexuals who are more conservative fiscally than their heterosexual counterparts, thus better representing the true meaning of the party’s stated declarations – limited government, fewer rules and regulations, simpler tax code, etc. – rather than the implied social behaviours (marriage is only between a man and woman, extramarital sex is verboten, etc.).

For me, the jealous firstborn child of a heterosexual marriage, life is just about numbers.

Being a child raised on the Bible, Playboy, National Geographic, Time and Mad magazines, my needs, both social and sexual, are met in myriad yet normal subcultural manners.

Life as a human being is a thought experiment.

Everything else is whatever you want it to be, choosing how you want to live your life, establishing the parameters of your thought experiment, raising kids within stated bounds and seeing how they turn out, if you wish.

For instance, after my mother in-law’s son died, she has little interest in her daughter in-law and grandchildren but she loves them, anyway, even if she doesn’t want to spend a lot of time with them in the “mother in-law”/”grandmother” role.  She depends on her daughter and son in-law (me) to care for and transport her but it’s not something she wants to depend on.

After all, she is a human being, who wants to keep her thought experiment as a peer to women her age going in her hometown, not in the town where her son died and her daughter lives or in the artificial constructs of an assisted living community.

Here she is, a woman on oxygen, willing to move in with her best friend, a woman who smokes.

Ahh…smalltown life.

There is a whole universe to explore yet most of us are content to live within the confines of our comfortable subcultures.

I am no exception.

After 25 years of marriage to one person, I can look backward and forward at this point in my life, knowing I lived 49 years, not knowing if I’ll live another year or another 49 years.

Before that, a gap of six years preceded by eighteen years under my parents’ tutelage.  My meal ticket, housing, and clothing allotment bought and paid for by them in that timeframe.  Society covered the rest of the cost of creating the adult me.

I am part of my time, influencing others whether I want to or not.

So, while I explore the possibilities of my life, in theory and in practice, turning tiny thoughts into book-sized stories, I am dropping pebbles in the pond all over the place, stirring up sediment and disrupting the peace and quiet my meditative self seeks at any moment, in an instant.

I dislike seeing giant majority subcultures destroying helpless minority subcultures that held an equilibrium of sorts within its group members, no matter how harmful or helpful the major tenets  of the majority and minority subcultures have been.

However, the spread of global social connections forces us into a bicultural mode, maintaining two thought sets: our subculture and our shared culture of subcultures.

These thoughts cover old ground here, I know, but I am not accessing my library or the Internet to quote some pithy author, statesman, actor or athlete in order to look well-educated or, at the very least, a decent research tool user, to demonstrate our shared culture of subcultures.

These words serve as their own example of subcultures clashing and combining through the millennia.

From any early age, when I observed my parents change the devotion of their undying love for me to another – my sister – I realised I was part of something else.

I had to be.

I spent years figuring out that the universe was the answer.

Sure, you can call it God, or gods, or whatever else you understand to be an anthropomorphised version of your ultimate extended family.

I was alive as a local fractal spinoff of pebbles spinning in the “pond” of a large celestial sphere.

And here I am.

Humble, imperfect, aging me.

As likely to get interested in a college football game in the [UTK] Neyland Stadium as “The Science of Sleep” via Amazon Prime on an LCD computer monitor.

While my species pits its members against one another in a battle of subculture protectionism, I wonder what’s the point of my wanting to colonise another world where subculture protectionism will continue infinitely.

Which, of course, is simply an extension of atoms, molecules, RNA/DNA, cells, and microorganisms battling for self-protection.

But, of course, “battle” is a human word.

From a distance, it’s just a view of energy states interacting the way they naturally will, the components of my species no greater or lesser than any other organised component-filled systems.

How the members of my species want to interact, loving or battling at will, is up to them.

I just happened to live with you in this time period.

We are the result of our interaction together.

Morals, ethics, means, ends – these are words we use to describe parts of our thought experiments.

Only I can practice what I believe my thought experiment is all about.

Your observance of my behaviour is the only clue you have to what my thought experiment is supposed to be about.

Disparaging others, when the inner child in me feels the pain of abandonment, the envy and jealousy associated with the firstborn losing attention to the secondborn, is a habit I’ve slowly lost.

These words are here to remind me I was thinking and writing at this moment in time.  They do not affect or effect the movement of the planets.  They do not stop gamma ray bursts from hitting our planet.  They are the result of the use of tools of our current technology.

That’s all they are.

Isn’t that enough?

Food For Thought For Breakfast

Did you wear blue fingernails at your wedding because you were a dedicated Utah Jazz fan?

Is your dog named Stockton?

Is your first child named Miles in honour of the LSU football coach?

Does your two-year old son love to play in the surf?

Are your employees always springing irate customers on you?

In your job, how many famous people do you meet on a daily basis, which, in a way, makes you famous, too (“antipaparazzi” – the famous come to you, not the other way around)?

Are you upset that African-Americans are typically associated with liberal Democrats because you’re the most conservative African-American you know among a large group of conservative African-Americans, the whites around you more liberal than any African-Americans you’ve met?

Do you think it’s right or wrong for a government to relocate its citizens in order to create a large economic impact through strong environmental changes (e.g., dam/road/airport construction) and force the citizens to accrue monetary debt while mandatorily moved into condensed housing estates as a result?

Is lunch with former coworkers you’ve known for 20 years one of the best treats for your 25th wedding anniversary you could want?

How many people have never felt the warmth of the sun on their skin?

 

In working with game developers to assist NASA in constructing a future for Mars colonisation in the 2030s, questions like these make the gaming experience more intense.

After all, no matter how much we love, nurture and care for our children – good micromanaging helicopter parents on Mars – our children will still have thought sets of their own, some the children of the first immigrants to Mars, repeating behaviours of many immigrant parental offspring:

  •  Some will pick up the torch and keep the relay race of life going forward at full speed.
  •  Some will regret being born on an alien, inhospitable planet, and display resistant, rebellious behaviour.

Question is, will we have the fœtus analysis skills to predetermine our children’s behaviour by the time we’re procreating on Mars?

Will we understand biomic microorganism ratio change caused by longterm living in a Martian environment (including gravity field, cosmic radiation, lack of “natural” air (i.e., Earth-based gas mixture, dirt, dust and bacterial concentration) and its effect on early child development?

Will rocket propulsion, energy generation/storage and food growth/processing technology have made giant leaps by then?  If so, how will it change Martian society?

What about diapers?

Pediatric care specialists?

C-section surgeons?

In-vitro fertilisation?

Will reproduction have to be regulated/restricted?

Will embryo-level genetic modification be the norm?

What will constitute a rich/dense/fulfilling learning environment?

Who will qualify as a leader?

Who will qualify as a follower?

What will we do with second or third generation Martians who grow up to become nonviolent lone wolves?

 

I need and am taking a couple of days to contemplate our future, both here on Earth and in a new frontier like Mars.  I may be silent the rest of this week but the stories you tell me every day influence the input we’re giving our supercomputer to predict possible futures and the social/technological changes we make today to guarantee the best possible future tomorrow.

In the continuous loop of “the end justifies the means,” we’ll have up and down cycles in comparison to one another and to the past.  The everchanging future is always just a moment away.

 

The Greatest Post-Article Forum Post Ever!

I was following a string of arguments/discussions concerning this article when I encountered the best summary of comments/feedback/forum EVER!:

Tuesday, August 30, 2011 03:07 PM ET

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

Allow me to summarize this “debate” and every other “debate” in every other comments section of every other post of every other fucking political blog anywhere….

A: Great post!

B: Horrible post. You suck

A: You suck, B

B: No you suck, A

C: You are so right A. You suck B

D: You owned this argument B. A so totally sucks.

E: You all suck. Only I don’t suck.

F: Can’t we all just get along?

A-E: NO! Everyone else who doesn’t agree with us sucks and is the primal source of all suckitude and you most of all, F!

G: Check out my product at http://www.leasteffectivemarketingstrategyever.com

A-F: SUCK!!!

And repeat ad nauseum.

There. Maybe some of you will now free to do other things with your day (but probably not).

We are all just screaming shit-throwing monkeys with new-fangled digital, shit-throwing technology enabling us to cover the earth in one giant never-ending shitstorm (and yes I am including myself in that as well).

I wonder if its too early to start cultivating favor with the cockroaches….