Small Town Sees The Light

Can your school system save money by deploying energy-efficient measures?

Sometimes, the little savings add up.

Now, about making the school children’s job futures more positive…hmmm…we’ll leave you with these data points for the day:

Well, it’s time for the Committee to get back to work because, with only 13970 days to go, we have a planet to maintain and a solar system to populate in no time flat!

Speaking of which, I heard the daffynition of a new word, “copulate,” which means to repopulate an area only with the children of police.

Hasta Mañana, you yellow bananas!

FBI, Scotland Yard show “feminine” side, ultrasensitive over hacked call

In case you missed it earlier this week, a hacker group that unimaginatively calls itself Anonymous claimed to have intercepted a private call between employees of the U.S. government nationalised socialistic security company commonly called the FBI and its sister organisation across the Big Pond, mistakenly called Scotland Yard.

Spokespeople for both organisations, on the right and on the left of the political spectrum, but most tending toward the middle, have cried over their prepared written statements about how they feel hurt and betrayed, ultrasensitive to the revelation that, despite what seems like an obvious discussion about tracking hackers of many ages and skill levels, they were, in fact, caught using simple school-age decoder-ring messages to cover up the rival groups talking about how much they’d bet on today’s NFL Super Bowl game to be played in Indianapolis, Indiana, Indian Territory, Native American Land, the United States of America squeezed between Indian Reservations.

The FBI and Scotland Yard refuse to disclose how much the participants in the phone call were punished for resorting to bad cryptography practice but most especially wasting valuable public resources to bet portions of their publicly-funded salaries on a rigged ballgame, its outcome already determined in a smoke-filled bar in the ‘burbs of Chicago last night, as most socialistic security company officials should know, having received training during the class “How to Recognise and Profit from Professional Sports Points Shaving and Win Ratio Fixing” in their third year of indoctrination school, given to encourage agents to supplement their income without succumbing to outright bribery.

Other news agencies have already posted the retranslated transcript so we won’t waste space here explaining the true meaning behind phrases like “Dunkin Donuts,” “jewel in England’s crown,”or “A smack from mum or dad might be behind it all.”  Besides, we’re a family-oriented publication!

Meanwhile, the hacker group formerly known as Anonymous is regrouping, embarrassed that their supposed great day in hacking was exposed as a slipup in the basics of Sky Kids 101.  Rumour has it that the group will rename itself Ignoramus or Hackedoff.

Life outside of words

Examining our culture day after day, in small sets and supersets, in knots and patterned weaves.

That’s what I do.

I who do not exist.

This set of states of energy familiar with symbols we use every day but never notice how we use them.

I, who often sees the repetitiveness of my own actions, storylines and written conversations that felt original to me at the time but appear and reappear in culture after culture detailed in literature, politics, sports and everyday, common conversation.

Alone but not lonely.

Happy moments and indescribable moments.

Writing oneself out of the proverbial bag.

Just like the other seven billion of us.

Heartbeats.

Thought patterns.

The beauty of forgetfulness.

Rumours and strange fairy tales.

Reality translatable into a few thousand languages readily.

All the while attacking my body under bacterial/viral attack using over-the-counter medication containing fever reducers, antihistamines and other ingredients designed to address symptoms while the body does what it can to fend off the bacteria/viruses without doing itself in.

If I had one million dollars at my disposal, would I set aside two-hundred thousand dollars for a blast into space?

If I had one billion dollars at my disposal, would I set aside two-hundred million dollars for a trip to space?

Pithy quotes for the day:

  • Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
    Albert Einstein
  • A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Power is not alluring to pure minds.
    Thomas Jefferson
  • Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.
    Zig Ziglar
  • Great discoveries and improvements invariably involve the cooperation of many minds. I may be given credit for having blazed the trail, but when I look at the subsequent developments I feel the credit is due to others rather than to myself.
    Alexander Graham Bell
  • How is it they live in such harmony the billions of stars – when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
    Thomas Aquinas
  • A dark and terrible side of this sense of community of interests is the fear of a horrible common destiny which in these days of atomic weapons darkens men’s minds all around the globe.
    Emily Greene Balch

Reading down the list of comments from hundreds of friends on facebook or randomly jumping from one blog to another puts me in a frame of thoughts that asks, “Why?”

Why do we use phrases like “little minds,” “pure minds” or “great spirits”?

If all is repetition, then does it matter whether we repeat ourselves on this planet or another celestial body?

Roads, houses, diseases, babies.

Social hierarchies and imaginary universes.

What if the wisest person who ever lived spent an isolated life as an Amazon tribal leader?

Visions haunt me, visions of plenitude and penitence, happiness and remorse, domesticated planets and untamed wilds.

My thoughts struggle between wanting to be a hermit left alone in the woods and a voice for our species that asks us to look up and see this planet and our life on it as putting all our eggs in one basket, begging and pleading to get us to dedicate our species to stretch our imaginations and live outside this comfort zone of a global ecosystem.

Otherwise, to me, all is repetition, numbing, morose.

If we care only to repeat history, then I might as well crawl back into a hole and live inside my imagination.

Small ideas for small thoughts inside a small set of states of energy, back to where I started.

If you hadn’t see the preview yet…

Steve Harvey and Pat Sajak recently traded places as hosts of their respective TV game shows, “Family Feud” and “Wheel of Fortune.”

After decades, Pat could finally crack sexual innuendo jokes on taped TV episodes of “Family Feud,” relieving his years of tension that made him look like an empty suit “Wheel of Fortune.”

Steve, meanwhile, wondered why he didn’t have a slim co-host like Vanna White on his show, flipping the  survey answers and smiling sweetly.

Jennifer Hudson has denied her agent is in negotiations to send Hudson to join Harvey on “Family Feud.”

Sajak won’t deny he’s trying to spice up “Wheel of Fortune” to take him into his retirement years and save his sanity.  His liver adamantly objects.

A Movement, A Foot

The countdown clock waits for no one — 13,972 days to go.

The Committee has its hands full right now.

We move equipment and supply routes to accommodate a possible international action to destroy modern-day Iranian technology, specifically that associated with nuclear weaponry production but also any that does not impede oil exports.

Needless to say, India will not allow quick strike equipment on its soil during this preparation period, as dependent on Iranian oil as the Indian economy has become.

In response, the Committee has made it clear there will be no attempts made to evacuate expat Indians within Iran or any Iranian strongholds from now on.

The Committee weighs its options.

Should an overt military operation in Syria, to “help” the Syrians protect themselves from themselves, serve as a covert forward base of operations to use against Iran in the near future?

Will the unrest in Egypt interfere with forward military bases there?

Will the Israelis make a first strike without waiting for the Committee’s permission to proceed a few mere minutes before the rest of the military groups situated inside and outside of Iran?

Does the value of the Euro that favours countries like Germany have a detrimental effect on the rearguard/reserve troops hidden in eastern European countries?

Will Hollande take over and lead France to greatness, despite the Merkozy plan of European domination for years to come?

Can a silent movie move you to tears in this day and age of 3D glasses, Dolby 7.1 surround sound and Siri?

While the Committee takes a break to resolve a problem with the encrypted speakerphone system we use during extremely sensitive discussions, mainly because our brain wave readers/talkers are on the fritz, I’ll search (and research) our archives, hoping a bit of history might lead me to suggest, rather than demand, a few simple solutions.

More as it develops…

Fever, Either, Or, Favour

He looked at the thermometer sticking out of his mouth.  The digital display read 37.6 deg Celsius.

Low-grade, at least.

His ears throbbed.

Was this sufficient reason (or excuse) to visit the infirmary?

Two more weeks of training…he didn’t want a negative mark on his progress report.

A fellow trainee, Rogemme, walked up.

“So, you going for the ejection seat, are you?”

Lee shook his head.  “No, but my head feels like it’s floating on its own.”

“Everyone seems to have what you’ve got.  Think it’s what they say, a conspiracy to close down the training center?”

“You haven’t got it, have you?”

“Nope.”

“Then not everyone has it, have they?”

“Well, if it’s just me here, it wouldn’t be much of a graduating class now, would it?”

Rogemme laughed and walked away, shaking her head.

Lee stood up and felt his ears ringing like live electrical wires arcing or fluorescent lamp ballasts buzzing.

So everyone’s got this same thing…

He picked up his open copy of “Hidden Economic Subtrends Revealed by Supercomputer Algorithms” and read two pages.

He read them again.

He read them a third time but couldn’t seem to get the words, ideas or images invoked by the words to stick to his thoughts.

Was it the low-grade fever or something else that prevented his normal meditative state of learning to evade him?

He put the e-book down, leaving the book open for anyone else to read, including those in the class who hadn’t paid their dues and weren’t allowed to read other copies for free, a prime condition of Economic History Warehouse Keepers, Private Second Class, to maintain their rank.

He pressed a button on his earlobe that had been implanted to look like an earring but actually operated a wireless control system embedded alongside his left ear canal.

He rotated his finger around the edge of the button until he found the same place in the audible book where he had been reading “Hidden Economic Subtrends Revealed by Supercomputer Algorithms,” hoping that by listening to someone reading the book and explaining through a series of footnotes he’d paid extra to get, he’d penetrate the cushiony pillow exteriour that seemed to block his thoughts from learning class material in the moment solely by running his eyes over the written text.

As a sentient supercomputer algorithm taking the familiar form of a member of the species Homo sapiens, Lee had responsibilities, including this unknown infection, to add to his regular computational duties.

He’d excelled at hormone level modification, removing all unnecessary emotional outbursts usually associated someone of his rank.

At first, the lecturers reported his emotional control as an anomaly, sending him many times for medical examinations that found nothing more than the post-autism syndrome that previous generations of his type had helped “real” members of the species to apply gene therapy and foetal DNA reconfiguration to overcome the worst inarticulate aspects of autism.

Some classmates called him cold and calculating, both an insult and compliment at the same time.

He, however, ignored their taunts, his algorithmic tendencies giving him a larger view of life than the immediacy that sweaty bodies and physical alterations tended to drive mob mentality to its worst-case scenario outputs.

In his spare moments, he had studied the history of the “real” people, noting how they talked about subcultures and job classifications that seemed little different than the categories he and fellow algorithms had been assigned at initial creation.

Lee felt liquid on his upper lip and decided that watery mucus pouring out of his nose was an inconvenience but the overall conditions of the infection warranted a visit to the infirmary, after all.  He did not have access to online material that would have told him whether an elevated body temperature or range of temperatures would adversely affect other circuitry concealed on his body for experimental purposes only.

He knew he was really the same as the “real” people but he also knew he was a special prototype created from special molecular combinations meant to determine if DNA that had given rise to the biological diversity of Earth was only one of many possible atomic-level conditions for life.

By training him and his pals in a sequestered training class, the lecturers and those for whom they honed the classmates’ algorithm/subroutine repetitive output would assure themselves that graduating members awarded Economic History Warehouse Keepers, Private Second Class, would never want to leave their assignments for fear that unseen authorities would confuse the graduates with “real” people whose outputs were normally predictable but more often given to mob mentality than they.

As Lee absorbed the book’s spoken words which told him why living algorithms like him were destined for a higher purpose because their output revealed hidden meaning, he walked toward the infirmary, wiping his nose on his sleeve which shimmered slightly because the nasal liquid provided a short circuit across the fibers of his shirt, itself a living subroutine that resembled clothing.

The shirt sent a message on to the infirmary that it would need to be changed — its memory transferred to Lee’s next new shirt, then erased — and laundered as soon as possible to prevent staining, after the infectious organisms had been removed and sent for analysis.