Two governors from the South (future Republican presidential candidates) and their families under investigation?Β Tell me it ain’t so, Hillary! π
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Right on cue, take the queue to the left
Cue the medical expert(s) who will say the reason we all have mammary glands is that we’re bisexual by nature, if not nurture, thus giving reason and pause to consider why the LGBT movement has been gaining traction in mainstream culture lately as we shift gears in our subcultural races.
We’re Number One!
In sports news…
At the announcement that one, if not most, NBA players are gay, Jerry Rice and Joe Montana denied reports of a longterm relationship on-and-off the field, Michael Strahan and Joe Namath remained mum on why they like to wear makeup, and the University of Alabama would not verify reports that it has won so many national championships because it recruits only young men who want to prove they’re tough and absolutely without-a-doubt not gay just because they like to play dress up — spiked shoes, face makeup, tattoos, long hair and colourful uniforms — chasing and tackling each other in front of screaming fanatics.
Looking back at quaint early 21st century ideas
The North Atlantic Ocean is warming? Pshaw!
It’s the steam punk future we want, not global warming reality.
One
The simple joy of happiness: walking down the driveway, thinking about the successful rocket firing of SpaceShipTwo and smelling honeysuckle in the air.
Perfect grade – A okay
Eyes and looks
Sitting in the waiting area of the Center for colon-related issues, I watch and listen.
…a trio of people using sign language.
…some people smiling, some with worried looks on their faces.
…some reading books and magazines to pass the time.
…one or two rarely checking mobile phones.
…many filling out paperwork.
…a wide range of ages.
…their reasons for being here vary.
…and life goes on!
Anonymous
According to an anonymous source, but not a hippopotamus, the dead Boston bombing suspect kept a diary.
In the diary, the young man said he wanted to become a jihadist after seeing the insulting, bad-acting job of the lead actor in The Dictator.
Boston bombing suspect personal training video found!
After going through his computer, the FBY has decided to release a personal training video of the dead Boston bombing suspect.
See for yourself: the Phantom menace.
Buy merchandise while it lasts!
The Russians have released the secret recording of the famous phone call.
