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And please, please, please, seek professional counseling before deciding to kill yourself. If nothing else, look in the mirror and tell the world the universe is here to serve you, so the world will just have to deal with your greatness.
I am the greatest person the universe has ever seen.
I know it if no one else does and that’s all that matters.
For those who don’t know, it’s their loss, not mine.
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