A little fuzzy right now, a little misty, foggy, but the images inside the crystal ball show the IRS, along with SWAT teams in riot gear, raiding, then accidentally destroying the offices and equipment of Rolling Stone magazine, its publishers, writers and subcontractors over the possibility that one or more persons (remember, a corporation is a person) has allegedly evaded tax liabilities illegally, including late tax payments, falsified/missing receipts, and/or miscategorized tax deductions. Racketeering charges based on algorithms that will show subliminal collusion to cheat the government of tax revenues will be placed on all involved, requiring the alleged perpetrators to defend themselves in secret tax court cases that will never see the light of day because combined tax evasion and racketeering charges are now considered an act of terrorism that the government does not want promoted in the free press.
The government will be avenged.
Praise be the power of subbacultcha. Coochie coochie coo, Charro, baby.
Jury finds Ciavarella GUILTY of filing false tax returns in 2003, 2004, 2005 and 2006. He admitted to 03, 05 and 06. Ciavarella GUILTY of charges he admitted to, conspiracy to defraud the US, filing fraudulent tax returns. Ciavarella NOT GUILTY of seven extortion counts related to same payments. Ciavarella NOT GUILTY of money laundering stemming from deposit of checks marked by Powell as condo rent, Mericle payments. Ciavarella GUILTY of money laundering conspiracy. Ciavarella NOT GUILTY of 10 bribery counts stemming from Mericle wire transfers, checks paid as condo rent by Powell, boxes of cash. Ciavarella GUILTY of four honest services mail fraud charges for mailing fraudulent statement of financial interests. Ciavarella NOT GUILTY of four honest services wire fraud counts. Ciavarella GUILTY of racketeering conspiracy.