Sophomoric humour of the day — reminds me of an advert for 7 Up cola — see highlighted paragraph below:

A T-shirt advert a few years ago was split across front and back.  Front of the T-shirt stated “Make 7”.  The back of the T-shirt stated “Up Yours!”

Congrats to “Lucky” for her years of dedicated service.  Congrats to the local newspaper for making her commendation announcement memorable!