Talked with my agent today.

She told me that sales of my e-books have varied, depending on market.

Because of my aliases, this blog has no direct effect on my e-book sales.

However, my agent wants to change that.

She says that I should promote myself more, either through blogs/websites with distinct personalities or through this blog and my company website to promote my ability to display multiple personalities in one person.

I had dusted off my old 8mm camera, a Kodak Instamatic M6 movie camera, made in U.S.A., to shoot a new promotional film about my e-book business.

Before I could get an old film cartridge loaded, my agent reminded me that kids today expect to see jerky, digitally-hazy, electronic video shot on a mobile phone.

Is it not enough compromise to convert my longhand novels into electronic format?

Must I reduce all my creative output to nibbles and bits and pieces?

Would my favourite racecar drivers or wrestlers reduce themselves to sitting in a chair, strapped to electronic devices, or wearing a suit rigged with electronic sensors?

NO-O-O-O!!!!

Just 14,203 days until I get what I really want.

This waiting is excruciating.

Think I’ll start a limited theatre war and watch diplomats fly back and forth trying to keep it from going global.

Lights! Action! Camera! Shoot!