Let me count the ways.  I guess it’s in my imagination?

To one reader, I can find no information to confirm or deny your rumour that Lorne Michaels and Seth Meyers are lovers, which would, to you, explain why Seth was kept so long as an SNL regular and unable to find longterm comedy work with any other outlet.

To the reader who sent me a diagram of “city maps ” of the world’s soap operas, which show a secret passageway that links them all together and thus proves that aliens are soap opera stars, let me get back to you at a later date.  My sides are hurting from laughing at a joke you probably wouldn’t get.

Trees and other chlorophyll-processing beings are picketing the lab where stem cell research has resulted in an artificial leaf.  They have hired a legal team to pursue declaring this new device an affront to natural life and thus offensive.  In other words, they cleared a place in a forest, cutting themselves down into a formation that reads, “THIS IDEA STINKS!”

Crop circle theorists released a statement saying aliens are behind the latest protests by trees.

Why can’t we all just get along?

Reality keeps getting in the way!