Two thoughts for your daily thoughtfulness

In an all-luring story that has rocked the boat of the sports fishing  industry, federal investigators, after years of infiltrating the deepest pockets of the business, were caught in a dragnet of controversy.

After spending millions of pounds/yuan/dollars in coordinating with international police authorities, our national team of crack crimestoppers, unwilling to let any criminal activity go unpunished, no matter how insignificant its effect on our general economy, finally revealed the information that freedom fighters have been requesting for decades.

Apparently, sponsors of major fishing tournament winners have long been paying locals to catch, raise and fatten prize fish, then releasing them just in time into secret spots that sponsors then suggested to their celebrity sports fishermen to call their own, thus ensuring their sponsorship money was not wasted and their winners won.

The shock that has rippled through the stream of the sport has turned many of the most diehard fans into temporary doubters, wondering if all that talk about the best bait and the most expensive, yet successful, fishing gear — including boats, sonar equipment, beer kegs and excuses to get away from family in order to catch edible foodstuff — has been in vain.

County, state and federal subcommittees have been called into emergency session to question fish and wildlife employees about fishery and hatchery practices.  Have they been reporting dead fish that were actually sold to locals?  Are they eating fish they killed and claimed as losses?  Are the stuffed and mounted fish on their trophy walls victims of “spoilage” reports filed in dusty government storage boxes?  How far up the government ladder does this go?  Did this cause the housing crisis in some obscure way that gets financial investment companies off the hook?

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Quote for the day:

I hate to break it to you, but your $2,000 designer dog is a mutt.  Puppy stores and breeders have created these cute names like Morkipoos and Puggles, and now people are paying $2,000 for a dog they couldn’t give away at the pound ten years ago.  Whoever started the trend is a marketing genius.” — Dennis Leon, DVM (courtesy of Readers Digest, May 2012 issue)

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Bonus puzzle of the day: I have a fellow secondary school alumnus who is a local state representative.  I have a fellow secondary schoolmate, an employee of a local newspaper, who endorsed a rival candidate running against the state representative.  One, should that affect my mental thought set about the two of them as friends/classmates?  Two, should newspaper (or any mass media) employees publicly endorse political candidates and if so, should they have to make it clear they speak for themselves and not the mass media company that employs them?

Gender in the news

Putting aside the issue of nontraditional gender roles, on a basic level of two genders in our species, here’s some interesting data to crunch for today:

  • Gender in the U.S.
  • Gender by age in the U.S. — interesting trend by age and by decade, isn’t it?  Those baby boomers are bulging in more ways than one, it appears:

Unexplainable Behaviours of My Neighbours

My fourth trip.  I consider myself one of the lucky ones, able to travel from Earth to Mars and back as a pilot and host for lifelong experiences.

How many science fiction novels and short stories I read before I turned six and entered Genius School!

Here I am, in my prime at 21, ferrying my fourth group of travelers, some who’ll expand the major settlement, New Hope, some who’ll choose to open new outposts, and a few dignitaries who are making the trip simply as a goodwill gesture, reaching out a hand to show unity between our two biggest planetary settlements, Earth and Mars.

Doesn’t seem that long ago when one of the Martian exploratory teams discovered a large deposit of a rare radioactive material and declared it belonged to the people of Mars, not the financiers and governments of Earth.

The debates on Earth of sending a military enforcement team to quell the “upstarts” went on for a few years before it was decided to let Mars start its own independent governing body and fall on their faces from failure, hopefully.

Little did the Earthians expect to see independently-minded wealthy families send a mass exodus of their offspring to increase the population and supplies on Mars, staking claims in remote regions as longterm investments which have paid off for many of them.

Ferrying refined ore to Martian moons was the first step in establishing a reliable transportation hub where the ore was used as input for autonomous 3D printers that evaluated the input of humans and created the most efficient landing-and-launch system ever devised.

Ferrying people and ore is pretty much the same, the only difference simply the conversion of life support system equipment space to extra storage for ore/supply transport.

I look forward to a few months of R-n-R fun, setting up observation posts for a company on Earth that’s interested in selling holiday packages to Martian workers.  The freedom to pick where I want to set up the posts will allow me to choose whomever I wish to accompany me on my forays across Martian plains, mountains and valleys.

Of course, there are the inevitable conflicts with globalised Martian corridors that are offlimits to settlement, cordoned off for uncommercialised access channels to outposts settled and claimed.  I know I’ll run into illegal settlers who’ve squatted on the most picturesque settings which would serve as perfect observation posts.

I can usually bargain with these types, though, because they inevitably need one thing or another to keep their hidden settlement going, including extra hands and 3D printer parts (sometimes a combination of the two).

Eccentricity is the rule, rather than the exception here.  Everyone is an expert and the greatest authority on the subject of some obscure facet of Mars.

Well, it’s time to get out of Martian orbit — our travelers have seen enough of the surface from up here, I surmise — and head toward a moon spaceport.

Which port shall I choose this trip?  Ahh…a mental ping from a former observation post companion, waiting for me on Phobos.

Phobos, it is.  “Fellow passengers, nothing to fear — we’re turning this boat toward Phobos.  Hang on!”