During the election season, we get primetime slime, lame duck sauce and politically impolite pokes at the opponents’ staff of out-of-work scriptwriters looking for a handout every four years.

But, if you want real insults and perhaps not necessarily ones that your virginal mother or saintly son wants to hear, watch these videos:

• Part 1 of 2: 100 of some of the Worst Greatest Movie Insults posted by a guy with nothing better to do
• Part 2 of 2: 100 of some of the Worst Greatest Movie Insults edited a guy with no life

Meanwhile, we wait for a response from the SOS signal sent out into the universe…