The Ruralite Revolution is moving faster than we anticipated.

We put out a silent mental call for volunteers earlier this week, people willing to die for our cause.

Over the past few days, we have put those volunteers to use.

Over-the-road tractor-trailer (i.e., lorry) drivers whose hearts were worn out and unable to pass a blood clot.

Overworked traveling sales people who were constantly attached to their mobile phones either in conversation or texting, or both, evidently distracted while driving.

Over and over, we made a mental connection to them to crash, causing major smashups, strategically block roadways and prove our ability to shut down the national highway system whenever we choose.

Next, we will use these virtual roadblocks as checkpoints, verifying one’s residency.

If one is a Ruralite, one may pass.

If one is an Urbanski, one must register oneself, with the intended travel destination stamped on a temporary rural visa; in addition, the Urbanski will be read Ruralite Rule No. YTV8(a),  “every subsequent visit to or travel through a rural area requires a Urbanski passport and an official escort provided and/or approved by the Ruralite Committee for the Protection of Ruralite Citizens Against the Corrupting Influence of Urbanskis.”

Checkpoint operators are given full authority to arrest and provide immediate judgement (acquit or convict, subsequently incarcerating or eliminating any violators immediately), fulfilling the Ruralite Promise No. 31, “every citizen will not be delayed in receiving justice at the scene of the crime.”

At this time, the Ruralites do not plan a fully coordinated shutdown of the national highway network.

However, if Urbanskis do not cooperate in recognising the sovereignty of the Ruralite nation and continue to violate Ruralite travel laws, the Ruralites will find more volunteers to not only shut down highways, but also train tracks, airports, sea/river ports and any other transportation methods that connect the Urbanski terrorities which depend on the generous food, fuel, military and transportation protection of the Ruralites.

Some on the Ruralite Committee for the Herding of Urbanskis wish to use the approaching winter to implement an Urbanski territory-wide rationing of food and fuel.  For now, we’ve asked them to table that wish unless matters get desperate.

More as it develops…