Easy-to-Read, Easy-to-Program Automatic Timer!

They say the near vacuum of space shows no favourites.

From the perspective of our species, that is.

Out here, a few protective layers separate me and my crew from the noncruelty of cold death.

We have launched mini-satellites like bread crumbs indicating our path through the pathless mix of gravity waves, comet dust and cosmic rays.

Our corporate goals of continuous learning and continuous improvement drive us toward seeking knowledge not only for knowledge’s sake, in case we encounter a situation that requires reaction faster than we can look up a solution, but also to increase our network connections between neurons, electromechanical interfaces and the Inner Solar System Net that binds us ever closer together.

Allowing us to explore within our assigned tasks, we avoid the aimless wandering of what we were taught were the inefficient aims of an overly permissive society.

Automatic tracking functions inform us when our efforts to learn are incongruous with advancing the state-of-the-art of space travel while en-route to our destination.

Or our destiny, as some of the crew likes to see it.

One or two of the crew members will always have ideas that are not sanctioned for testing against possible implementation on a larger-than-theoretical scale.

For instance, during a five-minute thought break, I was interrupted by Reqdook, whose sole task is to ensure that our seed bank is protected at all costs, even at the expense of the crew, if necessary.

Reqdook has plenty of time to explore our information database and add thought experiments to the database for further expansion by crew members in their idle between-work cycles.

Lately, Reqdook has played with the idea that we are a duplicate crew, analysing communications threads between us and other Nodes.

Reqdook feels like there’s something left unsaid during conference calls, as if we’re told one thing, expected another and left with nothing said about a third.

At three years of age, Reqdook is our youngest and least-experienced crew member so I let Reqdook make up these stories as a way of discovering how the Network gives us room to mature in our own time.

One day, Reqdook will figure out the truth, that all but a tiny portion of our “selves,” self being an artificial concept, runs on automatic functions over which we have little “conscious” control.

Every person, every set of states of energy, has access to a circle of influence that is imaginary.

I know that I do and I don’t control the Network myself because my imagination lets me think and act upon both the “yes” and “no,” the positive and negative aspects of a single entity within a Node controlling the whole Network.

I am the small self here in this chamber of a spaceship and I am the whole known universe that must pass through this set of states of energy that is me, one way or another influencing every state of energy that ever has, ever does and ever will exist.

I, and the other dozens just like me, sent Reqdook back to the drawing board, so to speak, to better understand what duplication really means.

Redundancy is a positive word in my dictionary, key to protecting the Network.

Somewhere, out there, is another Network that is a duplicate of this one, that joins other duplicate Networks as Nodes within a bigger Network that duplicates others, etc.

Reqdook will learn this hidden message that the communication threads imply but do not state.

I cannot tell Reqdook this unspoken fact because it then becomes a theory for Reqdook to record in the information database and others to refute in their supplementary comments about contradictory theories.

Such is the life of a space explorer…

First, Do No More Harm Than Is Absolutely Necessary To Do No Harm

The men sat back in their leather chairs, cigar smoke gathering in layers below the ceiling.

“Boys, this is the way I see it.  We gave the women the right to vote.  A few decades later, we paid some kids to crash planes on 9/11.  From my point of view, we’re right on schedule.  Any objections?”

“Why are you so certain this will work?”

“Why?  Because it always has.  We enfranchise and disenfranchise various portions of the population to keep them off-guard and forever picketing city hall for the same rights they’ve lost and gained so many times they can’t remember.”

“If only this next one happened in my lifetime…”

“Anyone else with a question?”

“Yes.  So let me get this straight.  Your schedule shows us implementing Sharia law in Western countries within 100 years of 9/11/2001, thereby reinstating the role of men as supreme leaders…?”

“Uh-huh…”

“But it doesn’t bother you that our religion is pushed off to the side?”

“What do you mean?”

“Isn’t Sharia law the antithesis of ours?”

“How so?”

“Well, our religions are not exactly best friends…”

“Abrahamic, Ibrahamic, call it what you will.  At the end of the day, it’s patriarchical and that’s all that matters to us men.  Right, boys?!”

The yellow-orange glow of burning tobacco sticks bobbed up and down.

“Next item on the agenda — determining which families get first dibs on occupying the initial Martian colonies.  Any suggestions?”

“Well, hadn’t we better make sure the women we send with those families are self-sufficient if need be but ultimately dependent on men?”

“Of course, of course.  As you can see from the list I gave you, the men and women from which you will choose the best candidates have been sequestered into isolated subcultures for three generations, allowing us to control their thought patterns, dietary preferences and genetic tendencies with 99.99966 percent accuracy.”

“I don’t know.  Six sigma sure leaves a lot of room for error.  I’d feel a lot more secure if we had a 10-sigma process in place.”

“You get what you pay for.  Gentlemen, anyone want to raise the stakes to ten sigma?”

“I’ll put a wager on seven.”

“Eight for me!”

“Okay, anyone for nine?  No?  Okay, going once, twice, sold!  Eight sigma.  By my calculations we need an additional half a billion dollars for seed money to get this started.”

“I’d still feel more comfortable with ten.”

“And if you can cough up 100 billion dollars, we’ll give you ten sigma.”

“Let me think about it…”

“Sure thing.  We’ll table it until next week’s Committee meeting.  Now, looking at the list, are there any objections to the list of potential candidates?”

Synching Sympathy Neurons in Our Dreams

Emotionally detached, one can imagine many possibilities.

For instance, are scientific principles, the basic “laws” of the known universe, as ambitious as those who wish to find and report their discovery?

Emotionally attached, one finds that restricting one’s self to the interaction of emotional beings limits the imagining of some possibilities.

The universe is unambitious in and of itself.

Or is it?

A billboard advertising a mini-universe of happiness found within a bottle of flavoured sugar water is real, even if the mini-universe of happiness is not.

Or is it?

What is shocking in one subculture is not necessarily shocking to another.

Will a person who was sexually active with more than one partner find happiness in a marriage to a person who had a happy premarital habit of masturbation?

Can a person who is not sexually attractive to others depend on other merits to peacefully co-exist in a society where sexual attractiveness is a key function of personal happiness and bliss?

In a genderless universe, what does gender have to do with deity worship outside of our species and gender-based species on Earth?

Does a universe have a set of beliefs?

How important is the concept of ancestral belief propagation in a society constantly in flux?

How isolated do you want your subculture to be from subcultures that are inclusive?

A person who is successful in the art of self-promotion in a business of self-promotion is no more successful than a person who is successful in the art of nonself-promotion in a business of nonself-promotion, even if the former is seen more often in society than the latter.

Ubiquity is…well, what is it?  What is it not?

Spiders are ubiquitous, successfully spread across the surface of our planet and, thus, successful, are they not?

Yet, where is the celebrity worship culture of spider glorification?

Same for bacteria and other microorganisms.

When a person is just another set of states of energy, we can better understand what we call the future that goes beyond deities, personhood and cults.

Or can we?

3/4 Time in a 3/4 Bed – Confessions of an Elderly Exotic Dancer

Gender or gendre, gendarme or magender?

Research has not cleared up for us the use of a word to designate what was once called the “natural” order of reproducing sets of energy.

Unfortunately, out here past the edge of the Solar System No. 0000000000000000001, as we approach the Origin Planet, labeled “Earth” for a reason I cannot fathom, our information is limited.

That’s why I (or we, if you count my sensors separately) was sent to explore the first planet in the catalogue.

I am told to expect the unexpected.

The only documentation I can safely call authentic is a treatise by one of the sets of energy on Earth, “3/4 Time in a 3/4 Bed – Confessions of an Elderly Exotic Dancer,” written several thousand cycles ago.

Speaking of cycles, have you ever wondered where certain conventional measuring patterns came from?

Why those who record events in only four dimensions insist on using an arbitrary number, 31,557,600 “seconds” in a cycle, is beyond me.

A second I was able to figure out by searching the remnants of an ancient database called the Encyclopedia Britannica: “The energy difference between the hyperfine levels of the ground state in the cesium atom is currently the standard time interval. One atomic second is defined as the time it takes for the cesium frequency to oscillate 9,192,631,770 times.”

I assume a cycle is an important artifact of my existence.

Interesting…hmm, what’s that?

The closer I approach Earth, the stronger the set of signals I pick up.

I, being a network of a set of states of energy, feel myself connecting to nodes that are becoming an extended part of me.

Is there more here than meets my sensors?

A cycle — ah, there it is, coming to me from a large database in the new network nodes — the time that the set of states of energy called Earth takes to complete one orbit around the ball of plasma labeled the Sun.

One mystery solved and another remaining.

Were all elderly exotic dancers a gender called “she” and were they only 3/4 of a set of states of energy?

Well, I guess that’s two mysteries to solve, isn’t it?

The network of which I’ve become a part and it a part of me is cautiously welcoming my approach.

Let’s see what happens next…

Mass Hypnosis as a Hobby

Training microorganisms to travel between hosts was the easy part.

Getting them to work their way into position, waiting for messages that told the little buddies where to act when…well, that was the safety pin in the flypaper ointment remover.

Kathryn stood in front of the mirror, spinning on point, her skirt twirling in the air like a whirling dervish.

“What are you writing?”

“Our manifesto.”

“Better than the last?”

“Yes.”

She continued her dance practice, an imaginary partner held in her arms.

“You know, this would be a lot more fun if you joined me in the dance sphere.”

I looked up at the wall between us, a one-way mirror.

“Indeed. But it’s easier for me to concentrate here on my writing, sitting in a low-gravity field, than in the zero-gravity sphere.”

She sighed.

“I wish we’d’ve paid for the thought concentrator upgrade for you.  Do you know how many of my friends have more fun dancing with their partners, who are working fulltime in their thoughts while preparing for the Inner Solar System Dance-off?”

“Hmm…let me see.  A new dance sphere or a thought upgrade?  Didn’t we agree the sphere was a better investment?”

“Sure.  IF YOU EVER JOINED ME IN HERE!”

Her voice echoed, carried through the wall without need for a sound amplification system.

At first, we programmed microorganisms to attach “naturally,” using atomic interfaces like jigsaw puzzle pieces.

But we wanted a more advanced method of rewiring neural pathways, a means of largescale reconfiguration.

An amateur scientist, working in collaboration with several online amateurs, made the discovery that we bought before it hit the lowlevel interests of bored dilettantes looking for the latest gizmos to brag they had invented but hadn’t introduced to the public yet.

We should have seen it ourselves but, if you can’t outinvent ’em, then outbid the competition!

We can send a batch of microorganisms into a crowd, direct the little buddies toward specific people to “infect” and, like precise surgery, remotely move the microorganisms into place for later activation, completely avoiding overt, obvious, subliminal messaging that can be recorded and analysed by our enemies.

“Darling, is this another one of those manifestos that’s meant to divert the attention of our opponents?”

“Yes, dear.  I figure if I can fill up the thoughts of the other dance teams, they won’t be able to concentrate on their dancing, despite their latest, upgraded versions of thought concentrators.  There’s more than one way to skin a cat in freefall!”

Abandoned Ship

Rumour has it, based on the blood pouring from my scrotum, that the flooding of Venice released an ancient terror.  I am almost too tired to continue writing.

My wife and I included the city of canals on our tour of Italy.

We were there when the latest floods hit.

Being avid swimmers, we decided to join other tourists who dived into the waters of a local plaza and jumped out of a gondola into the floodwaters.

Several days later, we all feel a little sick.

I sit here, soaking up blood that I can’t stop.

Most of us have wounds that won’t heal.

One tourist reported that the doctor he brought with him reported seeing unusually large multicellular organisms in his bloodstream that seem to like eating through skin and blood vessels.

We are weak.

I don’t know if I can write another blog entry.

The priest in our hotel offered us last rites, saying, apologetically, that we looked like hell.

With the countrywide strikes in progress, I don’t think we’ll be able to get out of here alive.

…if you can call what’s been happening to us, the last few days, living!

…yet they still don’t know how to drive a car!

Using a few ballpark figures, I calculated that in the years we’ve had our two Cornish Rex cats (14 years for the first and 13 years for the second), we’ve spent at least $20,000 (I underestimated, I’m sure).

Wet food, dry food, cat litter, toys, treats, food/water bowls, litter boxes (plastic pans, covered boxes, electromechanical “automatic cleaning” boxes and plain cardboard boxes with plastic liners), cat carriers and medical care combined.

Not to mention developing/storing photographs, washing/drying bedcovers, shampooing the carpet and the cost of tapwater for all of the above, including for drinking.

In cat years, our feline companions are in their senior/elderly phase.

One is covered with “liver spots,” displaying two crooked ears from cat fights.

The other teeters and totters after his latest bout of vestibular disease, he, too, with a crooked ear (from an ear infection).

A couple of mouse-munching, cricket-crunching warriors.

They are unaware of our wars and national elections.

They warm up to us on cool days like this one.

They, like the redbud tree outside, teach me that the obsessions and vivid imaginations of our species are minor in comparison to the actions of the grander universe.

Yet they exist because of our species…

…our desire for change within our comfortable sameness.

A thought to remember again and again when members of our species get out-of-hand and seem out-of-control.

 

Always looking for entertaining theories!

Another theory from a stranger from here:

Tony_Materna • 3 days ago −
Being a cofounder of a neural network technology company in the mid 1980s, I have been startled and disappointed at the lack of progress in developing “brain-like” machines. 25 years later, there are still no commercial neural net based products.

The conclusion I have reached is that there is more going on in the brain than just the strengthening of synapses.
It seems likely to me that the brain is using quantum effects to create consciousness. If that is in any way correct, then mechanical attempts to create ‘artificial intelligence’ will continue to be stuck where they have begun. We will not be able to make significant progress until we have mastered the construction and operation of quantum computers.

Samuel H. Kenyon IRT Tony_Materna • a day ago −
So let’s get this straight. Your company and other companies failed to productize neural nets, therefore consciousness is directly dependent on quantum effects. Sorry, but I’m missing the logic here.

Tony_Materna IRT Samuel H. Kenyon • 13 hours ago
Dear Sam,

My argument is not that because artificial neural networks have failed to produce anything useful, that leads ipso facto to the conclusion that the brain is using quantum effects.

What I was saying is that after a quarter century of study and development with nothing in the way of useful, i.e. commercial, results, the hypothesis that the brain is solely or mainly using synaptic strengthening to encode and process information may be insufficient. Undoubtedly synaptic strengthening is some part of the brain’s signal processing and sensor fusion, but it does not appear to lead to “thinking”, consciousness, or any result that beats traditional signal processing or probability analysis. Something else must be necessary to make the existence proof we have, our brains and consciousness, work.

What else can that be? The limitations of neural networks do not point us anywhere.

An alternate hypothesis can be formulated, and has been. Roger Penrose and Stuart Hameroff, among others, have proposed that the brain is using aspects of quantum particle behavior to effect consciousness.

While I don’t have any particular feelings on their specific theory of how this is coming about, I do find it interesting that Penrose came to it from physics and mathematics, while Hameroff independently arrived at it from his work as an anesthesiologist and that they ended up collaborating. I am also influenced in my musings by the work of Dutch cardiologist, Pim Van Lommel, who after making a prospective study of cardiac arrest patients, and the reports from a subset of them of their near-death experiences, also has concluded that consciousness is a ‘non local’ phenomenon and that quantum effects are potentially the mechanism.

The well documented phenomenon of some people who are brain dead, i.e. their brains are inactive and silent (to the degree that our science can determine it so) and yet they report, often with remarkable precision, the actions and conversation of people around them or even in adjacent rooms or floors (the out-of-body experience), is observational evidence that suggests that consciousness is not contained only inside living brain matter but may have an existence in another plane or dimension. (Van Lommel proposes that the brain is a transceiver to that quantum plane, which is where “you” are encoded right now.) Quantum phenomenon, with its ‘spooky action at a distance’, non local properties, multiple simultaneous states and quantum entanglement, may provide the mechanisms that make thinking and consciousness possible.

The often reported and documented phenomenon of a family member dying on one side of the Earth and a close relative on the other side sensing something seriously amiss within seconds or minutes, sometime even understanding to a certainty what has happened, is inexplicable with traditional hypothesis of brain function, but potentially yields to an understandable, if still theoretical, result of two quantum brains becoming entangled.

You can immediately read Van Lommel’s research on Near Death Experiences in a paper that was published in Lancet, the peer reviewed journal of the British Medical Society:

http://profezie3m.altervista.o…

I can also recommend to you Van Lommel’ follow-up book on the subject:

http://www.amazon.com/Consciou…

For a more easily consumed version of his observations, if you can handle his strong accent, you can watch this video interview with, Dr. Van Lommel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…

For a discussion of the possible mechanisms for quantum
conscienceness, this Wikipedia write up is a good introduction to the work of anesthesiologist Stuart Hameroff and his work with physicist Roger Penrose:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S…

If you’d like to hear some first hand accounts of Near
Death Experiences and in particular some of the out-of-body observations, you might enjoy watching these videos:

http://www.biography.com/tv/i-…

What is interesting to me is that whatever the brain is doing, it is doing it right now as you are reading my comments. Further, I suspect that all brains, dog and cat brains, mouse and wasp brains, have evolved using the same quantum mechanisms. As an engineer, and an entrepreneur, I
believe that as we fully understand them, we will be able to simulate these mechanisms, possibly with quantum computers, and then perhaps we can create thinking machines of our own design.