The Committee revealed today that it had convinced U.S. military leaders to show a soft side, a sympathetic position in its support of our species.

The military will soon divert resources to stop global warming by strategically triggering bombs and other military-grade devices underground, causing magma pockets to combine into giant high-pressure chambers under volcanoes around the globe.

Then, in a series of timed explosions, the military will set off volcanic eruptions that will spew ash plumes tens of kilometres into the atmosphere, blocking the Sun’s overheating power, thus reducing the greenhouse effect for several decades, allowing our species to maintain the status quo in current crop allocation ratios.

Negotiations with the airline industries over disrupted flight paths are ongoing at this time.

Meanwhile, the Committee is trying to address population growth issues, and may resort to taking “excess” babies from overproductive families and training the children to become future workers on offworld farms, easily expendable in the big picture, in other words.

The sooner the babies can be launched, the less fuel used and the better they will acclimate to the gravitational forces and emotional stresses of life on our Moon, Mars, and other celestial bodies.

The Committee is soliciting ideas for the perfect surrogate mothers to tend to these babies as they reach prime working age, around six or seven, and then will not need “formation years” nurturing any longer, converting the surrogate mothers to worker bots on the farms.