Pizzicato Pluckiness

One good thing about being anonymous…

Feeling out the crowd movements with no desire for fame or fortune.

Only one person to keep fed and mentally occupied.

Do the cats know which way the path of sunlight travels across the chair in the sunroom?

Living in the moment.

Reading books like “Thomas Jefferson’s Scrapbooks,” “Righting the Mother Tongue,” and “When the Mississippi Ran Backwards: Empire, Intrigue, Murder, and the New Madrid Earthquakes,” found at Shaver’s Books in the Railroad Station Antiques and Interiors Store.

Wondering about the effect of Oprah’s announcement of seeking the 2012 VP nod from Obama.  How long can she keep the OWN channel running?

Birds and insects cycle through life under the trees.

EPISODE.

IN THE COLUMBIAD.

[Joel Barlow]

STORY. — Miss McCrea was betrothed to an English Officer, and was on her way, escorted by her lover to be married, when they were overtaken by a part of Savages attached to Burgoyn’s army — Two chiefs dispute for the lady and are proceeding to blows, when an old chief in order to prevent disputes, kills her — The Officer who had been driven off, returns with assistance and finds the lady dead.

Her eyes, that stream’d and fill’d again with tears
Like gushing founts, which many a riv’let pour
And yet are full; she throws on either chief
Alternate, suppliant, while her sad laments
Plaintive and loud the sorrowing Champaigne fill.
Beauty so sad, so woeful, but enflam’d
The savage chieftains to possess her, more —
They interchange fierce glances, which denote
Bloody intentions, fix’d and deadly hate;
Thus, when desire enflames the horrid rage
Of two fierce lions on the burning tops
Of Atlas; or parch’d banks of Senegal;
They pace the Female round, growing in wrath;
A short and sullen roar; their jaws distent
By rage, their horrid teeth and tongues display’d;
Their tawny flanks lash’d by their sounding tails;
Their mains on end, the earth with fury paw’d,
Are dreadful preludes to their lordly strife.
At once the Indians loose their weeping prey:
Their angry eyeballs glare and in their hands
Two missile Tomahawks shone; then had been sought
A combat, which if action bodily,
If physical exertion ought to gain
Warlike repute; had rais’d the victor’s name
High as Achilles, or the fabled strength
of Hercules: the fame of which had liv’d
Long as tradition oral, and perhaps,
Search’d from oblivion by the genial care
Of polish’d climes, whose records more exact
Written exist; had down the stream of time
Sail’d proud, immortal in the sacred arks
Of history and of song; had not the chiefs,
The Elders interpos’d, but chiefest, ONE —
Deep skill’d in savage politics, named OMAI:
He fearing that the interests of the tribe
Would suffer by this contest of the chiefs,
Snatches a Tomahawk and with savage zeal,
Seizes the lovely, trembling, guiltless cause
Of this disunion: and inhuman strikes
The iron deep, into her panting breast.
Her beauteous limbs relax’d, she falls alone
Like [t]o a Roe, whose comely side the spear
Of hunter pierces: Wonder seiz’d the tribe,
The rival chiefs resign their rage to weep.
And even the prudent ruffian felt his soul
Assail’d by pity. On her ivory breast,
The gash appears, as if a stream of blood
Had thaw’d a wound upon the virgin snow.

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Extract from the “Mirror for Magistrates”

Wrote about two hundred years ago [sic]

What doth avail to have a princely place,
A name of honour, and a high degree;
To come by kindred of a noble race,
Except we princely, worthy, noble be!
The fruit declares the goodness of the tree.
Do brag no more of birth, or lineage then;
For virtue, grace and manners make the man.

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ON A LONG NOSE

[Anonymous]

Heavens! what a nose! Forbear to look,
Whene’r you drink, in fount or brook;
For, as the fair Narcissus died
When hanging o’er a fountain’s side,
You too the limpid water quaffing;
May die, my worthy sir, with laughing.

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Euphemisms and innuendos. Good topics for poetic, rhythmic musings.  I watch mothers send their sons and daughters off to war, many a parent hoping children returning home heroes and warriors.

I have nothing against the old ways of warrioring.  Too bad we have to keep thinking it’s our own species against which we ply our metal to prove our mettle.

In a thousand years hence, when we’ve conquered foes more deadly – cancer, viruses, drivers of large metal boxes – will we still sling our children’s bodies against one another to feed our innate bloodlust?

We’ll debate the entropy of language, no matter which most popular rules of tongue twisting we’ll use for common speech.

Does it matter to me where the future lies or where people lie about the future?

I know not.  Meditation is not far removed from happy, relaxing, lazy sleep.

Dreams of a cicada-filled forest call my name.

More Headlines

“Band Manager for The New Pornographers Admits Bribing US SEAL Team with Bin Laden Porn Stash”

“Obama Spied Secretly Negotiating 2012 VP Deal with Palin in Exchange for Alaska Oil Deal”

“Brazilian Scientist Creates Anaerobic Carbon-Capturing Artifical Photosyntheis ‘Tree’; Brazilian Officials Rejoice, Pave Over Amazon Rainforest for Massive Supercity”

“Saudi Government Converts Peninsula Into Giant Solar FauxPalm-Lined Beach, Using Faux-Grass Solar Panel Suburban Lawns to Fuel Modern Civilisation, Becoming First Nonoil-Dependent Nation”

“Technical College Opens New Landscape Engineering Department, Sponsored by the Intel-Huawei-Sony Corporation”

“Colbert Declares Himself Emperour, Forms New Global Government In Exile, Devoted to Dry, Acerbic Humour for the Ham-On-Wry Masses”

“Hillary Clinton Defeats Colbert in Thumb Wrestling Match, Reveals Billary Husband/Wife Coemperourship Rocketing to Mars Headquarters Soon”

“Union for the Preservation of Unions Dissolves all Worker Unions into Website for Chronic Employee Complaints titled ‘That’s Why They Call It A Job'”

“British Monarchy Funds New Comedy Troupe Shoppe for Exclusive Rights to Officially Make Funne of Thugs with Crowns”

“India Caught Drilling Gargantuan Water Tap into Himalayan Glacier Network, Consents to Relocate Bangladesh to Hidden Indian Gov’t Officials’ Private Holiday ‘Shangri-La’ Resort”

“George W. Bush Contracts Reagan-Thatcher Disease, Can’t Remember Details of US Presidency”

“China Finishes Plans of Tibetan Amusement Park, ‘Retrains’ Monks for Park Guide/Mascot Duty”

“Guinness Book of Records Annoints Panama Canal as World’s Largest Water Slide”

“Food is Shown to be Both Fatally Cancerous and Good for You at the Same Time – Anorexic and Obesity Support Groups Cry ‘Foul Fowl, Fools! Dig in, if you Dare!'”

Stop Print Shop Lexicographers Delete Punctuation From All Languages Stop Use Stop Instead Stop Stop Please Stop Stop Stop

“World Court Rules Trees are International Treasure, Allowed to Fall and Rot in Place; Roads Become Obstacle Courses; Cotton Prices Soar on Toilet/Facial Tissue Industry Conversion News, Surpassing Oil and Gold; Lumberjacks Protest, Invent Miniature Cotton Plant Chainsaw”

“Pope Blesses Islam as Catholic Sect, Sees Protestants and Jews as Wandering Catholic Children, Hints Buddhists and Hindus are Probably Catholic, too; Vatican City PayPal Donations Clog Internet More Effectively than Spam, Offline Bible Reading Explodes in Proportion”

“Research Shows Headlines are Subliminal Messages from Aliens, Nostradamus Predicted”

“Supermarket Rag Mags Receive Lifetime Achievement Award for Most Insightful/Entertaining News, ‘Legitimate’ Journalism Finally Dies A Merciful Death”

“The Committee Makes Satire the One True Religion, Outlaws Seriousness; Punishments will Include Reading Bad Jokes in Front of Drunk, Tomato-Wielding Comedy Circuit Crowds Night-after-Night, No Rewrites Allowed”

“SETI Discovers Radiowave Radiation Attack from Extraterrestrial War Accidentally Created Life on Earth, Intercepted Galactic ‘Wikileaks’ Communications Details”

“Life Started A Moment Ago, Ends In The Next Moment, Guru Proves with Lack of Evidence”

“Germany Will Only Approve Doctoral Theses with the Best Use of Plagiarism From Now On, the Government Precisely Copying GrecoRoman Law, Itself A Copy, for this Proclamation”

Thus endeth today’s satirically sacred meditative lesson. Bless you, Satire. Thanks for your confession – five hearty laughs and ten raucous guffaws every day until your next confession.

The Wit and Wisdom of Will Rogers

You take a Democrat and a Republican and you keep them both out of office, and I bet you they will turn out to be good friends and make useful citizens, and devote their time to some work instead of ‘lectioneering all the time. — 11th November 1923

Once a man is President, he is just as hard to pry out of there as a Senator, or a town constable, or any political officer. — 29th May 1932

Diplomats write notes, because they wouldn’t have the nerve to tell the same thing to each other’s face. — 9th June 1928

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with nowadays. — 28th June 1931

We just have to get used to charging so much off to graft, just like you have to charge off so much for insurance, taxes, or depreciation. It’s part of our national existence that we just have become accustomed to. — 25th November 1934

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as a joke, when it used to be vice versa. — 22nd November 1932

The Republicans want a man that will lend dignity to the office, and the Democrats want a man that will lend some money. — 11th July 1930

About the only thing you can safely say is that both parties stand for re-election! — 21st September 1928

I see by the papers this morning that each political party has some plan of relieving the unemployed.
They have been unemployed for three years, and nobody paid any attention to ’em. But now, both parties discovered that [although] they are not working, there’s nothing in the Constitution to prevent them from voting. — 6th June 1932

Thank goodness there will be no more wars. Now you tell one. — 6th January 1927

Does College pay? It does if you are a good open field runner! — Notes, 1926

No sir, they can all knock education that want, but it’s the college men that carry on, and fill the jobs, and work for the ignorant men that own the business. — “How to be Funny”

The more you know, the more you think somebody owes you a living. — 4th September 1931

I interviewed Al Capone once, but I never did write the story. There was no way I could write it and not make a hero out of him.
What’s the matter with us when our biggest gangster is our greatest national interest? — Notes

Just to be rich and nothing else is practically a disgrace nowadays. — 11th June 1929

If a bank fails in China, they behead the man at the head of it that was responsible. If one fails over here, we write the men up in the magazines, as how they started poor, worked hard, took advantage of their opportunities (and depositors), and today are rated as “up in the millions.”
If we beheaded all of ours that were responsible for failures, we wouldn’t have enough people left to bury the heads. — 6th February 1927

After reading the casualty list every Fifth of July morning, one learns that we have killed more people celebrating our independence than we lost fighting for it. — 22nd July 1923

Wouldn’t it be great if Mexico started electing by the ballot instead of by the bullet, and us electing by the ballot instead of by the bullion. — 2nd September 1928

The difference between a Bandit and a Patriot is a good Press Agent. — 30th April 1930

Japan has found out that any door is open to those that have the best product at the cheapest money. — 30th April 1932

…we found that [the Chinese] had some things to sell cheaper than the rest of the world, so that, naturally made them a problem. — 2nd April 1932

Nonunreaffirmed Reflection

The delayed launch of one of the last cruisers of the U.S. space shuttle fleet.

Test flight of a commercial suborbital rocket plane.

Russia serving the ISS.

China preparing for an occupied station.

The elite status of having flown 100-plus kilometers from the surface of our home planet.

Where is a safe place to build a space elevator or similar mass transit system?

How do we build confidence that nonviolent dissent is healthy for political change?

Will I live to see upper middle class passengers sail around the Moon?

How do we proactively prevent the creation of a loose network of violent criminals that diverts the equivalent of trillions of dollars of non dual use development to pursue and perpetuate them?

Can we tell when an entrenched system is no longer viable for the majority, let alone any minorities?

Happiness is a state of being, not a pursuit.

Can people see that nationalistic patriotism naturally compartmentalises sub/cultural populations?

Borders are memes, symbols, labels, artificial constructs of territorialism – the modern concept of personal property rights, like animals marking their mating/feeding grounds.

For us, space is essentially an infinite set of possible mating/feeding grounds.

Tentativeness is not the same as carefulness.

Complicated is not the same as confident efficiency.

A solar-powered string of lights saves on electricity.

What’s the cheapest and not necessarily the most reliable method for launching our personal single-cell organism coloniser payload to the Moon or Mars?

If the organism contains your trademarked DNA sequence, could you claim individual ownership of that area you colonised without local/global government permission?

Seek forgiveness later.

Start your profitable offworld business first and dare them to come after your staked claim, costing them a whole lot more to stop you than it cost you to turn a profit deposited in your orbiting satellite memory bank they can’t regulate from down here.

It’s not your fault if Earthers are too old-fashioned to process the solar system currency you invented for exclusive members of the 100-Plus Kilometer Club.

My nonviolent plan to take over the solar system is moving forward smoothly, thanks to the ready participation of seven billion people operating under the assumption this planet is divided into imaginary political boundaries used to excite them into frenzied temporary diversions, while I empty their pockets full of short-term earned money for my long-term domination of their and their offspring’s lives.

Can’t wait until the slowly terraforming portions of Mars and the Moon are under my complete control, with travelers paying my network large chunks of their disposable income to get away from Earth, on holiday and/or until they die.

Eat Your Porridge

A “fundraiser.”

That’s all it was?

The way of my species.

The only way.

One planet.

One word.

Smoke and mirrors, diversions in the fog of war.

But I have nothing to sell, no achievements to tout.

Everything I say here is used to say something elsewhere.

Voluntarily networking personal data.

But that’s all in the past.

Moments that were not mine.

And moments to be?

Finding the dot of a lone star tick is actually an IP stacked node.

Lyme disease is used as a mask for a tracer.

Weed out the weak.

Feel the pulse, the rhythm of nature.

Don’t say taxes are legal thievery because the statement classifies all those who work for or receive benefits from the government as accessories.

But in nature, crime does not exist.

Opportunity is sagaciousness.

Competitive intelligence.

Holding back on exposing falsities to observe the players’ reaction to obvious lies.

Let opponents twist facts into ludicrudity.

Watching governments turn stories, like the Stieg Larsson trilogy, into their version of reality.

Wondering how a performance artist was able to keep animal skin/fur/feather grafts alive and fully integrated with tattoos on the body.

14,246 days to go – the current 1,000-day project milestone on schedule with subtasks ahead of schedule, but not too much.

Next up: a redefinition of morality, removing many players from participating in the second 1,000-day block.

Some want to keep Obama in power to complete the semi-peaceful transition of all the countries of Africa and the Middle East into democratic-like states, which in turn will lead to the transformation of political entities yet to be named.

But what to do with Joe Biden, a very unlikely VP-turned-president in 2016?

Who really believes in terror alert status?

Instead, post signs on freeways like “Today’s chance of dying from a collision with a DWI driver is xx%” or “Did you know that you will be held responsible for your teenage child’s texting-while-driving killing of a family of five later today?”

At airports, post statistics that clearly point out the relatively tiny chance of dying or getting maimed in any way while flying, especially by your plane crashing.

Do you know how many people die annually from getting crushed by their garage doors?

Do you know how many people die annually from getting infected by dirty fingernail files?

Do you know someone who was killed by a falling coconut or a dull chainsaw blade?

The food in your refrigerator is more likely to kill you than a sleeping air traffic controller.

Ireland is more likely to unite than the new Canadian PM to have an effect on world politics.

How many people placed Putin, Jintao or Obama in their political positions, by vote and/or financial contribution?

What are the Brazilian and Indian leaders saying to each other right now through tediously obscure diplomatic channels?

Do people watch the NBA or NHL playoffs because they want to or because they think they should?

Are you inventing products that improve efficiency without relying on rare earth elements?

Those with a long view already have.

We’ll force the short view folks to use up their rare earth material but first we’ll box them out of the third 1,000-day milestone achievement.

Tick, tock.  I hear the chimes.

Time to say good afternoon to ya while I continue to play the ignorant fuel.

A tip of my hat to the last enemy combatant of WWI – may we learn a lesson from a pacified warrior!

First Shallow Thoughts of the Day

As far as the recently announced death of an international criminal…my wife and I are optimistically cautious.  Of course, the man is credited with full responsibility for the 9/11 attacks but we don’t want him to become a martyrized hero for the opposition, either.  He is simply a criminal and should be ignored as such.

However, we can thank our armed forces and intelligence agencies for hopefully reducing the potency of currently-recognised terrorist organizations, fully aware that opponents of established governments perennially sprout like weeds in one name or another.

Let’s hope history forgets about the recently dead criminal and doesn’t make much of his personal impact on civilization.  His family and subculture still have to account for contributing to the sins of the son, do they not?

In my opinion, Saudi Arabia still has blood on its oily repressive government hands – leaders in that country have a long way to go to grant freedoms to their people and prevent future uprisings or terrorist training camps.

In the meantime, let’s celebrate a meaningful victory for military veterans and others who’ve been injured, critically or fatally, and the sacrifices families have made in the effort to pursue “justice,” as U.S. presidents, current and former, call this event.

I will not say we can justify the death of one person for any reason until the day I give in and admit we are a barbarous species.

One thousand years from now, we will look back and say today’s generation was still barbarous but let’s hope we figure a way out of our interspecies killing path.

Your True Colours Come Shining Through

A word of thanks to those who provide the backbone of civil society – safety/peace officers, firefighters, petrol/gas/power/water/sewer/phone/road/refuse utility workers, postal/delivery employees, hospital/first aid crews – and in emergencies, the many volunteers who go above and beyond their comfort zones to aid those in need.

Crises are part of everyday life and we respond the best way we can.

My wife and I saw that yesterday when we stopped at the local baseball stadium named after a former mayor, Joe Davis, where local restaurants had donated food being cooked free for the community, with donations taken up for a local charity; Gigi’s Cupcakes handed out free samples for a donation to the Red Cross; and many stores operated with a full complement of employees on-hand to provide them an income during tough economic conditions.

Speaking of which, in the George W. Bush and now the Obama presidential years, as millions of jobs have been added to the employment roster, are we in the U.S. truly seeing not only a loss of “good” jobs to low-wage countries/regions, but a dragging down of the living wage for the majority of Americans?

In other words, as an investor, if I want to maximise my profits, would it make sense for me to invest in a company employing workers who are offered no benefits other than an hourly wage?

I’m putting aside social responsibility at this point and looking solely at the benefits I derive from living with people around me who, for no one reason, are happy to find any job offered to them rather than create their own companies/legal business entities, or manage an investment portfolio that works for them.

While Obama and Trump and all the other political pundits jab each other jovially in hopes of getting the attention of potential voters in the 2012 U.S. legislative/executive election (as well as increase advertising revenue which hopefully translates into higher earnings for entertainers and the producers/agents they work for), I wonder about the truth.

What types of aircraft and from whom is India buying them?

While the rich get richer in an easy-to-make-money global economy, what value is rhetoric?

Is there such a thing as a safe investment?

If the U.S. government lives primarily off the backs of workers whose living wage is less than livable, what about those who live off the U.S. government – are we on an upward or downward spiral?

As long as other governments and NGOs rely on the U.S. as the world’s nonimperialistic police/military force, we’ll be okay?

And after it’s no longer okay, then what?

Questions, questions, questions…

My service to the community is small – while regularly paying taxes via sales, investments or income (except in cases like Amazon.com online purchases, it seems – a good reason to buy locally), and donating to charities I and/or my wife deem worthy, I recently gave platelets to the Red Cross via apheresis on Tuesday.  Is it time to give whole blood again or schedule another apheresis appointment?

This is the only moment I have in which to live.  How I choose to live it with you is in the guise of a regular guy – the Wandering Wonderer, the Invisible Hermit – doing my part to help us live together in relative peace and quiet…the loud 7250 watt generator in the driveway notwithstanding (thanks to City Lumber).

A final thanks to Lowe’s, Huntsville Stars baseball team organisation, Little Paul’s BBQ, Publix, Mapco and Walmart for their service during the regional power outage.

Our prayers, positive thoughts and meditation to those in need and those serving them during the emergency crisis in this part of the North American continent; also to those in wartorn regions of the world; and the woman I saw who stopped on the side of the road to help a turtle get to the other side with the chicken that didn’t know why it was there.

Ossiferous and Tangential Man

I received a report from the Womyn Who’ll Rule Them All (W2RTA) subcommittee last night.

According to female covert operatives embedded in northen Africa and the Middle East, the centuries-long struggle to overthrow the male-dominated religiososociopolitical structure is nearing completion.

They move forward toward electing themselves a leader who will convert the old polygamists to slaves serving the New Motherland.

“For millennia, our foresisters led worship of the female earth mother goddess,” Nesa’abkeldelah said in the soft, confident tone of a well-trained member of the High Sisterhood. “We allowed the men the opportunity to rule, just to prove to them their short-term leadership mentality, like their habit behind bedroom doors, was not good for our species. It is time we took our rightful place again and restored the true balance of nature.”

Male leaders in Syria, Iran, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Libya deny their current domestic population disturbances are gender-related.

U.S. and EU advisors in Libya would not comment for this story, although several of them were seen reading Mother Earth News and wearing distinctive female goddess figurines on necklaces.

Local rumours imply all the advisors have hidden tattoos and hot-iron brands of the High Sisterhood trademarked symbol.

When reached for comment, Hillary Clinton would not address the 1990s-era magazine profile that stated she was the man in her relationship with Bill or a recent newspaper article that said she is the man in her relationship with Obama.

Libyan leader-until-death-do-us-part Moammar Qaddafi and Syrian president Basha Assad said they were willing to show more of their feminine side but refused to wear Western-style women’s clothing, insisting that desert robes were not excuses for men to wear dresses.

Through his soothsayer spokesperson in a seance, Yassar Arafat said that he often wore women’s undergarments beneath his PLO clothing, giving him a better understanding of his people’s struggles for respect and legitimacy. In fact, he wore a scarf atop his clothes to honour his mother.

Menachim Begin and J. Edgar Hoover were not available before this post-post-deadline story was finally posted on the worldwide news wire after Amazon fixed its decades-old data center problems.

On the entertainment front, the Baldwin brothers are often proudly seen shopping for this season’s stiletto pumps they wear on moose-hunting exhibitions with Merkel and Jillard.

This is Jose de la Hessler-Chan-Wolezski, the ever-vigilant journalist/correspondent spy, reporting on Earth Day for Sky & Telescope magazine.

Tune in next week to read about fashion tips to consider on your holiday trip to the International Space Station, featuring Hu Jintao and Richard Branson showing off the latest Vera Wang tresses.

Remember, you don’t tell me what I want to hear and my network will make sure you fail the newspaper test with flying colours.

Keep looking skyward!!!

The mirror in the mirror is staring back at me

I step away from the Committee and look what happens. They’ll just have to wait.

Yes, this country’s governmental legislative leaders are caught in a vise of shrt-trm visions.

On one hedged bet, revive the economy with government bloat.

On another, restore solvency to prevent disaster.

To whom/what are your leaders most loyal?

In a global economy, any entity can legally line your representative’s retirement account with golden threads.

Does a country really matter to a person like me with investments spread around the world that leech like a parasite the profitable skin off workers’ backs?

If you don’t care to follow your representative around 24 hours a day to see what that person is doing to save your country from going bankrupt, who will?

How secure is my stock portfolio if my country isn’t?

Buy your beer with your interest, not your principal.

What are your principal principles?

To think the way I do requires few friends, unfortunately, because my thoughts are fanned out and filled with impossible-to-resolve contradictory sub/cultural belief structures.

My wife is the only person I trust and with whom I trust myself.

All else is illusion to match my literary output to a global social structure we call reality.

Long ago I grew bored with the interplay of ordinary lives in a social structure we call the workplace.

Another Monday of rehashing weekend sporting events with coworkers. Another joke about Wednesday being hump day. Another comment that Friday gets us two days closer to Monday once again.

How many friends and family members have reminded me that life within our species is essentially the art of small talk?

And so, here I am, the primary caregiver for my mother in-law who needs the comfort food of small talk more than anything else to ease her general starvationlike condition of loneliness.

She’s eating up all the attention she gets at the skilled nursing facility right now, supplemented by visits from her hometown church and neighbourhood friends who are like family to her.

She has commented more than once that she must be boring me.

She is a sophisticated smalltown lady with proper manners and a relatively clear mind for a 93.5 year young person.

Basically most everything that I am not.

I am a clever suburbanite with contriteness and a fuzzy set of thoughts at almost 49, old in mind if not in body.

She thinks like an aristocrat while I think like a … well, like whatever strikes me as funny.

To hear her break down family/friend backgrounds by social class and economic job category would add great character studies to a Jane Austen novel of the 21st Century.

She needs a home healthcare person from the equivalent of a smalltown upper middle class family of the 1920s and 1930s, if I read her thoughts correctly, or one used to working for such a family. Preferably one who is licensed, bonded, insured and not on the skids.

Definitely not a guy like me who’s willing to sacrifice friends and acquaintances for the sake of barter exchange efficiency and a good joke, hopefully one that is innovative, inventive and funny.

Maybe my mother in-law is right and the desophisticated, unthrifty habits of modern American living is the country’s undoing.

Some people are born into upper/middle class and some wouldn’t know a good classy lifestyle if it was given for them to live frugally but wealthily. Some become academic snobs.