This is Blog Loudmouth reporting to you live from the metropolis of Toney, Alabama.

We had planned to interview a few phone callers about their habits of randomly dialing people they’ve googled through people finder software but decided to question their neighbours, instead.

We keep records of people’s habits in order to know which subcultures to zap, pressing a reset button that resyncs their thought patterns according to our general plan.

It has to start somewhere, including tony towns like Toney.

We’ll keep you posted.

We have rocket ship software assurance plans to complete, first…