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$900M of US Treasuries for one Chinese dissident?  Hmm…

While I upload, onto the Internet cloud, photos of the USS Maryland and USS Worcester (CL144), found in my grandfather’s bosun’s locker (last looked at in 1959), I ponder the universe.

Slowly getting back to my happy states of energy.

Watching seedpods ripen on redbud limbs.

Putting aside the “variety is the spice of life” headline reading that has dominated my curiosity lately and back to reading books that captured a moment in time during the life of a writer’s/editor’s career.

To thine own serf be through, and all that.

Speaking of all that, I heard a dictator/executive producer of a movie franchise insisted the cute female star be removed from her role in the latest “as delectable and memorable as cotton candy” summer blockbuster.

Reminds me of the following anecdote from Bennett Cerf:

Arthur Meyer, author of the amusing Hollywood memoir, Merely Colossal, nominated Adolph Zukor, long-time headman at Paramount Pictures, as the politest gent in the world of the cinema.  “I have a telegram to prove it,” continues Mayer.  “It reads, ‘You’re fired. Best regards.'”

[snare drum rim shot please!  or take my wife, for instance]

Did you hear the one about the guy who hiked to Walden’s Pond and realised that he’d feel more transcendental if his family had run a profitable pencil business for a while, too?

Or the feminists who say a guy is a sex addict but a woman is a nymphomaniac and that’s okay by them?

Whatever floats your boat.

Speaking of which, here are the USS Worcester photos (taken in the 1950s, my father believes).

And last but not listing (not too much, anyway) are the USS Maryland photos (taken in the 1930s, my father believes, als0).

In a few days, I go under general anesthesia and will possibly forget who I was, all in the name of medical progress, I’m told.

More on that later.

Time to meditate on sunlight filtering through a deciduous forest.  All ashore who’s goin’ ashore!

Mermaid or Merman for president?

Have you followed the news lately?

I’m a bit confused.

Seems like those who supported Lincoln in the 1800s want seaworthy latter-day candidates on an election ballot.

How many wives can an executive have?

Is Admiral “Lone Sitar” Rickshaw Perry a secret admirer of the YFZ Ranch?

Why is Michelle such a popular name in political news?

Time for the Committee to reveal a third-party candidate duo that’ll attract all those who don’t walk the talk of left/right turn light indicators.

How many contractors will remain in Afghanistan after the troops are safely home debriefing, detoxing and unwinding for a return to noncombat reality?

Cyberwarfare 2.0

In more humour news, rolling blackouts swept across Chinese metropolises and countrysides today, local police and citizen guardians arresting or killing anyone making comments, affirmative or negatory, in regards to the rumours that China was under cybersiege.  In related news, U.S. securities shot up in value, with the dollar reaching a new high against all major currencies.  The Federal Reserve used the higher dollar to cancel debt owned by China, Japan and several other sovereign nations, allowing the U.S. to make immediate and drastic diplomatic relationship changes.  India and Brazil once again found themselves caught in the cold grips of a virtual war of words in which they were sideline commentators unwilling to put their nuclear arsenals on full alert lest they interfere with upcoming cricket or futbol matches.   The World Court declared China’s hoarding of special chemicals and minerals illegal, opening the U.N. debate on sanctioning and declaring 21st June 2011 the official start date of World Cyberwarfare 2.0 Day.

Scientists announced the recreation of a comedian, W.C. Fields, whose body had unknowingly been well-preserved through alcoholism and available for DNA analysis and reconstruction lo these many decades.  Sales of pure grain alcohol skyrocketed, with buyers claiming they were preserving their bodies for future revivi..vivi…[hiccup!]
vivification, whatever that means.

After the recent devastating earthquakes rocked Haiti, U.S. researchers there found the secret formula for zombification.  Today, U.S. drones dropped silent “bombs” of zombification fluid in several major cities, primarily near the fortresses, palaces, resorts, getaways and government buildings where prominent entertainers and military/political leaders work, reside or hide.

Therefore, any local/regional/global news you see or hear, where popular talking heads are babbling on about subjects of little to no interest to most of us, is probably under the direct mind control of the extraterrestrial aliens operating the U.S. government in bunkers deep beneath the U.S. Capitol and Supreme Court buildings and operating the world governments in shelters deep beneath the U.N. Building.

Contrary to popular rumours, the bombing of the World Trade Center was not a terrorist act but rather the continuing intergalactic battle for control of Earth.  In the aftermath of the WTC/Pentagon attacks, aliens from Sector W2II3 of the Uncategorised Quadrant took over Earth because the aliens from Sector WVB1991 and their world-control equipment were effectively wiped out of commission.

Yes, the Soviets may have been part of Area 51 but Area 51 was always supposed to be a ruse devised by the Cold War leaders to divert the attention of humans not yet under zombie control or under the influence of expanding mass media hypnosis.

World governments have still not been able to locate the invisible alien control center in Afghanistan, despite millennia of deciphering hieroglyphic markings found in that part of Earth.  Legend has it that the invisible alien control center will give not only eternal life but also the ability to move galaxies at will, making domination of this planet seem like a kindergarten sandbox fight.

That’s all the humourumour news not fit to print in grocery store rag mags or professional comedy websites.

We ARE AT WAR!!!!

A little bird told me that the U.S. has been at war for about 10 years now.

First of all, my thanks and prayers to all of those who have given their lives and careers to the propagation of the American way of life, which is an extension of cultural archetypes many believe are the best, safest forms of subcultural living available, primarily Western in bureaucratic management style with heavy influences from Eastern and Southern Hemisphere styles going back-and-forth across cultural meme boundaries.

But those labels aren’t why I’m here.

A bit of humour: the Joint Chiefs of Staff today took over the White House and announced a preemptive strike on Chinese military, taking out Chinese submarines, military bases, missile installations, cyberwarfare IT departments and satellites in a fast sweep across the globe.  We watch as the Chinese wage a counterstrike by refusing to manufacture any more goods for the nondomestic market.  Stock prices barely registered a blip in response, with stockbrokers more concerned about each other’s insider opinions than about any connection to the real world.

I grew up under the ghost of the Korean War and in the shadow of the Vietnam War.  I saw the U.S. participate in counterinsurgencies in Central and South America as well as invasions of countries like Grenada and Iraq.

So I’ve grown a little weary, maybe leery, possible wary, of what a “war” really is.

I know many a father wants a son or two or three to grow up in the military and receive ribbons/honours on the fields/oceans/skies of battle.

And we realise that only one to two percent of those in today’s U.S. military are actively entangled in battlefronts.

What about the other 98 to 99 percent of U.S. military personnel?

What about military personnel in other cultures?

Let’s say we abandon the battlefields we created in Afghanistan.  Let’s say we disengage our military entanglements in Iraq and Pakistan.

What about our mindsets in regards to raising little warriors?

What are the cultural implications for the future?

Who or what will fill the vacuum we leave behind?

How do we retrain our youth to “fight” for reviving the U.S. economy through innovation and domestic production?

What is the cost of crosstraining and retraining the hundreds of thousands currently devoted to U.S. military-based economic output?

Will the new retirees, many of them raised to believe in American military superiourity, watch as their resources – their savings, their pensions, their government welfare – are spent on raising the next generation of Americans unlike them?

What will the next generation call uniquely American?

Space exploration?

New technology development?

Medical miracle workers?

Something we haven’t dreamed of yet?

Will the next generation think of themselves as Americans or as members of a global economy much like many youths in countries like Ireland think of themselves as Europeans today?

How much can a middle-aged guy like me be torn apart and recast in the mold of whatever shape the next generation will look up to as wise leaders with a clear vision of what tomorrow will be, with new problems to solve and new problems that won’t go away easily, just like today?

Which models of the past do we melt?

Which ideas from the past do we no longer perpetuate?

Yes, we are at war with ourselves, ever-vigilant,  on the lookout for those who push forward images of hatred and destruction that lead to deadends.

And now, back to reality, leaving subcultures to themselves and their comments.

Pizzicato Pluckiness

One good thing about being anonymous…

Feeling out the crowd movements with no desire for fame or fortune.

Only one person to keep fed and mentally occupied.

Do the cats know which way the path of sunlight travels across the chair in the sunroom?

Living in the moment.

Reading books like “Thomas Jefferson’s Scrapbooks,” “Righting the Mother Tongue,” and “When the Mississippi Ran Backwards: Empire, Intrigue, Murder, and the New Madrid Earthquakes,” found at Shaver’s Books in the Railroad Station Antiques and Interiors Store.

Wondering about the effect of Oprah’s announcement of seeking the 2012 VP nod from Obama.  How long can she keep the OWN channel running?

Birds and insects cycle through life under the trees.

EPISODE.

IN THE COLUMBIAD.

[Joel Barlow]

STORY. — Miss McCrea was betrothed to an English Officer, and was on her way, escorted by her lover to be married, when they were overtaken by a part of Savages attached to Burgoyn’s army — Two chiefs dispute for the lady and are proceeding to blows, when an old chief in order to prevent disputes, kills her — The Officer who had been driven off, returns with assistance and finds the lady dead.

Her eyes, that stream’d and fill’d again with tears
Like gushing founts, which many a riv’let pour
And yet are full; she throws on either chief
Alternate, suppliant, while her sad laments
Plaintive and loud the sorrowing Champaigne fill.
Beauty so sad, so woeful, but enflam’d
The savage chieftains to possess her, more —
They interchange fierce glances, which denote
Bloody intentions, fix’d and deadly hate;
Thus, when desire enflames the horrid rage
Of two fierce lions on the burning tops
Of Atlas; or parch’d banks of Senegal;
They pace the Female round, growing in wrath;
A short and sullen roar; their jaws distent
By rage, their horrid teeth and tongues display’d;
Their tawny flanks lash’d by their sounding tails;
Their mains on end, the earth with fury paw’d,
Are dreadful preludes to their lordly strife.
At once the Indians loose their weeping prey:
Their angry eyeballs glare and in their hands
Two missile Tomahawks shone; then had been sought
A combat, which if action bodily,
If physical exertion ought to gain
Warlike repute; had rais’d the victor’s name
High as Achilles, or the fabled strength
of Hercules: the fame of which had liv’d
Long as tradition oral, and perhaps,
Search’d from oblivion by the genial care
Of polish’d climes, whose records more exact
Written exist; had down the stream of time
Sail’d proud, immortal in the sacred arks
Of history and of song; had not the chiefs,
The Elders interpos’d, but chiefest, ONE —
Deep skill’d in savage politics, named OMAI:
He fearing that the interests of the tribe
Would suffer by this contest of the chiefs,
Snatches a Tomahawk and with savage zeal,
Seizes the lovely, trembling, guiltless cause
Of this disunion: and inhuman strikes
The iron deep, into her panting breast.
Her beauteous limbs relax’d, she falls alone
Like [t]o a Roe, whose comely side the spear
Of hunter pierces: Wonder seiz’d the tribe,
The rival chiefs resign their rage to weep.
And even the prudent ruffian felt his soul
Assail’d by pity. On her ivory breast,
The gash appears, as if a stream of blood
Had thaw’d a wound upon the virgin snow.

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Extract from the “Mirror for Magistrates”

Wrote about two hundred years ago [sic]

What doth avail to have a princely place,
A name of honour, and a high degree;
To come by kindred of a noble race,
Except we princely, worthy, noble be!
The fruit declares the goodness of the tree.
Do brag no more of birth, or lineage then;
For virtue, grace and manners make the man.

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ON A LONG NOSE

[Anonymous]

Heavens! what a nose! Forbear to look,
Whene’r you drink, in fount or brook;
For, as the fair Narcissus died
When hanging o’er a fountain’s side,
You too the limpid water quaffing;
May die, my worthy sir, with laughing.

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Euphemisms and innuendos. Good topics for poetic, rhythmic musings.  I watch mothers send their sons and daughters off to war, many a parent hoping children returning home heroes and warriors.

I have nothing against the old ways of warrioring.  Too bad we have to keep thinking it’s our own species against which we ply our metal to prove our mettle.

In a thousand years hence, when we’ve conquered foes more deadly – cancer, viruses, drivers of large metal boxes – will we still sling our children’s bodies against one another to feed our innate bloodlust?

We’ll debate the entropy of language, no matter which most popular rules of tongue twisting we’ll use for common speech.

Does it matter to me where the future lies or where people lie about the future?

I know not.  Meditation is not far removed from happy, relaxing, lazy sleep.

Dreams of a cicada-filled forest call my name.

Books of the day

  1. The art of the long view: paths to strategic insight for yourself and your company,” by Peter Schwartz.
  2. The code of the warrior: exploring warrior values past and present,” by Shannon French.
  3. The Military to Civilian Transition Guide: A Career Transition Guide for Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps & Coast Guard Personnel,” by Carl S. Savino, Major USAR (Ret), and Ronald L. Krannich, Ph.D.

A beautiful day for reading, is it not, while floods and other disaster-destroyed areas exist in the world we share.

First Shallow Thoughts of the Day

As far as the recently announced death of an international criminal…my wife and I are optimistically cautious.  Of course, the man is credited with full responsibility for the 9/11 attacks but we don’t want him to become a martyrized hero for the opposition, either.  He is simply a criminal and should be ignored as such.

However, we can thank our armed forces and intelligence agencies for hopefully reducing the potency of currently-recognised terrorist organizations, fully aware that opponents of established governments perennially sprout like weeds in one name or another.

Let’s hope history forgets about the recently dead criminal and doesn’t make much of his personal impact on civilization.  His family and subculture still have to account for contributing to the sins of the son, do they not?

In my opinion, Saudi Arabia still has blood on its oily repressive government hands – leaders in that country have a long way to go to grant freedoms to their people and prevent future uprisings or terrorist training camps.

In the meantime, let’s celebrate a meaningful victory for military veterans and others who’ve been injured, critically or fatally, and the sacrifices families have made in the effort to pursue “justice,” as U.S. presidents, current and former, call this event.

I will not say we can justify the death of one person for any reason until the day I give in and admit we are a barbarous species.

One thousand years from now, we will look back and say today’s generation was still barbarous but let’s hope we figure a way out of our interspecies killing path.

Best comment of the day

I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to “use his current location”. — from Megan, under Yahoo comments.

Flush out the covey and watch the hunters take pot shots at the rest of the flock.

Anyone for guessing who the next official “Public Enemy No. 1” will be?  My inquiring mindful bookie wants to know.

Thanks to the anonymous neighbour and his son for checking to make sure my wife and I hadn’t succumbed to CO fumes pouring out of the generator that was running hours after we had power.

Time to read what my ants had built and see if this here future is all they say it’s gonna be – them wooly worms ain’t been as good a fortuneteller as my Crab Orchard neighbour promised me that night we finished off a jug of ol’ “mountain dew.”

Six-legged creatures are just as good, I reckon.

That’s all she wrote for this evenin’ – my bottle of muscadine wine has run its course through muh veins.

Night, y’all!

Centering My Thoughts

In/on a world of inter/inner fighting/competing species/states of energy sits a creature looking for a buffet of insects readily available in trimmed lawns interconnected in a suburban landscape.

Kelli smiles.

She serves a few customers in Pizza Hut on a sunny Thursday morning at the edge of town.

A Sysco food delivery truck passes by.

The old National Guard armory and recruiting center sits empty.

Land cleared for a shopping centre when times were good and plans for moneymaking schemes flowed like fool’s good out of city fathers’ minds grows weeds without profit in mind for insects, birds and wildflower watchers.

The local university extension campus attracts those who hunger for knowledge and better job prospects.

A mansion holds its aristocratic head high.

Kelli perspires while the billionaire Olsen twins appear on TV as time-rewound youngsters “acting” in a studio to resemble life in a full house.

Government authorised murder takes place around the world, the leaders denying and in denial.

Hyphenated hyena housesitters host herbal henna hen hosemakers happily hopping hats hissing hissy fits, fittingly fxed.

Suddenly, the Bob Newhart Show comes to mind, reminding one that two generations of sitcoms and one generation of Internet/web sensation videos have slipped under the bridge since this writer attended the UT/ETSU Kingsport extension center.

Time to wish Kelli well and pick up a repaired Siemens hearing aid with one-year warranty for 200 buckeroos.