A toy enthusiast, frustrated about his rosacea and body covered with extreme acne, raises poison dart frogs, converts Nerf multifire toy into a rapid-wire poison dart gun, attacks tourists at popular beach where he was humiliated on spring break, commits suicide with jab into chest of stingray hidden behind homemade flak jacket, believing himself to be an evil version of Steve “Crikey” Irwin.

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