Literacy for the Lateral Literal Lot-In-Life Lottery

Knowing I’ll probably go to a local racetrack on Friday, I sit here wondering about the choices we make when we shouldn’t be given choices.

Wandering into the territory of parenthood.

Thinking about the difference between TV/video and newspapers/Internet text.

Readin’, writin’ and ‘rithmetic.

As a parent, would I insist my child learn to read/write as much as if not more than develop athletic skills?

Symbology symbolises idolatrous habits.

No natural law states we must distinguish one set of scripts from another.

We can tell a sick plant/animal from a healthy one, identify substances with natural (although weak in comparison to concentrated artificial) healing properties, cook meat/vegetables/seasoning to eliminate/reduce foodborne illness (converted to a whole industry of infinite appeals to one’s palate) and participate in activities that facilitate barter exchange – without reading or writing.

Oral teaching. Oral history.

Memes, black swans, mortgage derivatives, deepwater well valves, cruise missiles, political constitutions and nuclear power plants are symbols of writing and reading.

So are holy texts.

What would I expect my child to accomplish with reading/writing skills?

On the racetrack, one finds green/yellow/red lights, a few dials and switches, a radio headset and the determination to have a faster/smarter trip toward Victory Lane than the other drivers in a race (and/or a good show for one’s sponsors).

In the hospital, lots of medical charts get updated with doctors’ notes, prescriptions, allergy notices, X-rays, CT scans and vital sign readings.

I imagine an infographic poster demonstrating the value of one’s developed skills/talents as a racecar driver/crew/chief/owner vs. a hospital doctor/staff/administrator/owner.

Pyramids, pies and dotted lines.

What would my child enjoy learning, regardless of hieroglyphic interpretation skills?

Heuristics? Vagabond? Farming? Desk jockey? Car racing? Ruling the known universe?

Up to age six, my child would be subject to my rule as reading/writing teacher.

After that age, peers and professional educators would assist in my child’s search for a viable means of self-support (assuming no dependent medical condition).

If my child didn’t learn to read by the end of the third year of primary school, would I start directing my child toward a career path that requires no formal reading/writing skills?

And if my child couldn’t finish, then what?

Questions from a childless one, envious of every parent’s dream for progeny, no matter whether it’s simply to get a child out of the house or rocketing to Mars.

Carpet Pad

Do you bluff your way through a game of cards or play to the strength of cards you’re dealt?

You see, my grandmother was a Southern Baptist and I learned that her religious sect/dialect/denomination didn’t allow card playing.

My mother in-law is a Presbyterian and she plays bridge but has never touched a drop of alcohol.

I watch players on the national political level bluff and bet, some who drink or use other body enhancement substances before and after negotiating.

“I’ll bet my defense budget cuts against your elderly medical care vouchers, come next elections.”

I hear ancient Greek and Roman politicos, Asian princes, African pharoahs and Central/South American kings making the same bets.

The pure essence of a social species complicating simple barter exchange.

You raise/grow your own food for your family or you don’t.

My thoughts and prayers to those who’ve lost loved ones, including the Manis family.

To see a family that puts gentle loving first reminds me that murderous, maniacal members of our species are not the norm.

Those who negate the nesting habits of suburbanites should take a detailed account of alternatives.

Healthy alternatives that affirm life, regardless of lifestyle.

My time on this planet is limited, approaching zero.

I live in a neighbourhood that resembles a housing estate and is surrounded by them.

From nomads to farmers to soldiers to urban dwellers, we find ways to live for ourselves and families.

After college, my mother in-law settled into a three-story farmhouse, living there 60 years before moving into this single-floor rancher in the suburbs.

At 93.5, she looks at her remaining years and asks where she wants to live…

…in this house a few more years, with neighbours both as friends and family, many who enjoy not only playing bridge but also serving in the name of the Lord for community service?

…with her daughter in-law she loves, a Southern Baptist who doesn’t play bridge, in a multistory house having difficult egress, away from my mother in-law’s lifelong church and friends?

…a nonsuburban setting such as a nursing home or assisted living facility, with full medical attention 24/7 but she having to make new friends, some she’d hope who both play bridge and read the Bible daily, monthly cost being another major concern?

She asked her daughter (my wife) to make the decision.

Tomorrow, we implement the plan my wife wisely chose after talking to her mother, with final input from the doctor.

Family or inter/national politics – negotiating skills are important.

However, we don’t elect people into or out of families, do we?

What are politicians doing with your family’s money, though, huh, wolfly sheepish sheepshearers that they are?

More thanks

Thanks to:

Nurse: Andrea, Brooke; Meds: Bobby; Tech: Mindy; Respiratory: Tiff, June, Gwen;

Dr. Cirrelli, Natasha;

Vicki Hughes;

Food Services: Tammy, Trina;

Environmental Services: Chandra;

Paperwork: Mary;

Flutter valve by Acapella;

Posterboard, cellophane tape, and Sharpie from Walmart;

Visitors: Tommy, Georgia, Melinda, Patricia;

Phone: Peggy, Pat, Jonathan, Jana, Anne, Janeil, Bobbie, Lil

Today is a day of rest for my mother in-law while her body recovers from the bump, clearing hematoma and pneumonia.

Note to self: ask doctor if the red/white cell count is okay (in other words, continue to play the role of the ignorant family member to hear explanation of flow of colour across face (e.g., “So, Doc, does this mean her face is still bleeding or what?”)).

Time for me to go quiet for a while. My humour side is itching and scratching it will release a flood of jokes when I should be serious right now. Best to bite my lip and serve humble pie to the kind folks around me.

Your Proboscis Fits Into My Prognosticating Diagnosis

“Hello. I am Dr. Acapelli. These are my medical student assistants, Ivan from Serbia and Natalya from Croatia.”

“Yes, we are a long way from home,” the assistants sing in two-part harmony.

“Greetings.”

“And you are?” the doctor asks.

“Her son in-law.”

“Then I shall examine your mother in-law, shall I not? This is an Italian opera so pardon us while we bellow in loud tones from now on. MA’AM, HOW A-R-R-RE YOU TODA-A-A-AY?”

“TODA-A-A-AY!” the assistants scream together as a chorus chorally, with a touch of colic coincidentally.

“Is there someone here who can fix my hearing aid? I don’t understand you.”

“MY ASSISTANTS TELL ME YOU HAVE PNEUMONIA-A-A-H!”

“Cough! Cough! What was that?”

“PHLEGM!!!” the trio harmonise for one minute in minuet form.

“No. I mean on your ear. Is that an earring?”

“IT IS MY MINIATURISED PORTABLE ELECTRONIC LAWSUIT-REDUCING RECORDING DEVI-I-ICE.”

“You’re wearing a piece of ice on your ear? What’s the world coming to? Did you know it costs $42,000 a month for a nursing home?”

“IS THAT SO? LET ME LISTEN TO YOUR BACK.”

“PLEASE VERIFY MY OBSERVATION, DOCTOR ACAPE-E-LLI!” Natalya spends ten minutes singing for her featured, signature solo.

Meanwhile, the mother in-law has nodded off.

“JUST AS I SUSPECTED! HER LUNG SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS SNORING!”

“SHE IS?” Ivan and Natalya counterpose in a twenty-minute duet.

“She is,” the son in-law replies offkey.

“WE MUST EVACUATE…” the doctor begins as small pellets of ice fall from the ceiling, “ALL HAIL IS BREAKING LOOSE!”

The assistants and son in-law prepare to leave the room.

“NO-O-O!!!”

The mother in-law stirs. “I think I hear a noise. Could you see if there’s someone at the front door,” she squeaks, momentarily confused about her whereabouts.

The floor nurse steps in. “What’s going on! Sounds like a lot of shouting and screaming in here. Oh, Dr. Acapelli and the Two Medical Student Assistants. My apologies. Please continue.”

“We… ARE IN A HOSPITAL!!!” all five sing to the mother inlaw.

“EVACUATE! EVACUATE! WE MUST EVACUATE HER PHLEGM!!!” the doctor ends Act I with his famous run up and down the octaves using key changes not yet invented.

Are you familiar with this pattern?

Do we exhibit patterns of heightened/weakened activity that has been classified for medical professionals examining/treating newly-admitted patients?

Having sat with my mother in-law through several hospital visits, I’ve watched her go through a few phases:

1. Initial excitement about all the attention she’s receiving, being gracious and kind, polite;

2. Big drop in energy due to too much excitement/stimuli, being courteous and just slightly impatient/grumpy;

3. Slow rise in energy level as she recovers from illness/injury, trying to keep new information straight as her thoughts clear up and she returns to her cheerful self.

Through it all, we assure her the world is not coming to an end.

And I have to ensure myself I have not aligned my thoughts too closely to hers, for I am neither 93.5 nor a woman so, although our socioeconomic backgrounds are nearly identical, we have small but noticeable differences.

Sensitising one’s states of energy to some sort of quantum synchronisation-like shared condition with another is a curious trait to believe one has.

There are days when I read my words and feel like they were spoken by my mother in-law, not me.

Spooky? The chameleon in me thinks not.

Hail knows no boundaries

What emergency prompts you to act?

Sitting here this morning, in a hospital chair/foldout bed, after an evening of dragging the suction hose of a shopvac across rainsoaked carpet in the den of my mother in-law’s house, this writer queries the sky.

Next to him, two brochures:

1. What Happens When Someone Dies?, A Child’s Guide to Death and Funerals, written by Michaelene Mundy / Illustrated by R.W. Alley, and
2. Being Angry With God at a Time of Suffering or Loss, written by Carol Luebering;

both published by Abbey Press, St. Meinrad, IN, 47577.

We can often explain underlying contributions to the end of a life – medically-related terminology, geophysical phenomena, war, weather.

But how often are we satisfied with the answers we receive?

A ten-year old boy sees his dead girlfriend in a coffin, understanding the pomp and circumstance of death-based rituals, yet it does not replace the newfound emptiness inside.

How does he learn to control the deepseated anger he cannot express simply by praying?

The football field offers no more than a way to attack others of his kind.

Academic achievements, no matter how perfect, do not substitute for the loss of his young, mature love.

Humour, of both the homespun and macabre variety, provides a path to mask the pain.

Looking at the sky, source of beautiful, blue, sunny weather and destructive balls of icy fury, the question remains the same 40 years later:

Why, God, why?!

The answer is everywhere. Most days, it’s wonderful. Some days, it’s not enough.

C’est la vie, n’est pas?

Easier than you think

How long do you require to learn a new system?

At first, Committee leadership occupied a lot of my thought space and I questioned the value of giving up free thinking in order to manage a single planet.

Like the other occupations I decided to master as an amateur professional amateur, this “job” becomes easier to perform with time.

My programmers and spin doctors have grown accustomed to their new assignments.

The supercomputer and the Book of the Future are almost completely lined up with our species as superbrain.

I could say I worry that a lack of sufficient superlatives exist to describe the ease with which I herd our species.

But I won’t.

Instead, I watch, observe, report, nudge, encourage…

I thank people like Michelle, who is truly focused on mastering her job as a server at Bandito Burrito Cantina (don’t forget the “train special” if you stop by).  Joe and Dana and other couples at Kinesthetic Cue delight me with their continuous improvement process in action on the dance floor.  Paul and Bethany in Room 330 of Morton Hall reminded me, while they taught us the Charleston, that I’m no longer half my age – they are (and half my weight, too).

Without a vested interest in children of my own, my thoughts can and do wander at will.

I don’t have long to live.  I know that fact and accept it for what it is.

I have proven to myself that Committee leadership is enjoyable when one gives one’s species worthy megagoals to achieve.

It’s time for me to pass the baton to another Committee member.

I passed the test of not letting absolute power obsess my thoughts.

Soon, I, like every Committee member, will forget that I was once the leader, so when my turn comes around again, I’ll approach the possibility of serving my species with my usual reserve and respect.

We get one life to live and I have enjoyed many a/vocations, not nearly as many as some but enough for me.

I’ll still apply tweaks to the superbrain’s program when I see aberrations that produce inconsistent inefficiencies in data transfer rates.

Otherwise, back to my happy, ordinary role of “observe and report.”

In this moment, I know the leadership role is easy.

In the next moment, I’ll worry that I’m not worthy.

I have a bigger role to learn, however, one toward which I believe I am destined to channel the energy of my thought set from now on.

Nothing that concerns you.

Not grand or magnanimous.

A rather plain duty.

Part of what you see as the unexplainable.

I have been happily distracted too long by the groups of states of energy I call my species.

Back to being the invisible hermit, sharpening pencils and reading wood shavings, identifying natural remedies in woodland plants and animals, and maybe, just maybe, finding my lost Muse.

Which probably means giving up my seat on the Committee.

But that’s okay.

After I do, I’ll never know I was a member.

It’s easier than you think.

Isn’t this the craziest place you’ve ever seen?

[This is a personal blog entry to work out some issues – feel free to skip.]

In tearing away the self, nodes and filters reveal themselves for what they are or were.

And the pure rhythm of life taps, tappety-taps itself plainly.

Do I tell myself I exist and then see either the labels, or the entities behind the labels, of Paul, Bethany, Michelle, Denise, Steve, Charlie, etc.?

I…not a good sentence to start this train of thought.

Need to get past the personal, away from narcissistic mirror affirmation, and deeper/shallower.

Looking without sensing.

Throwing up unnatural barriers naturally.

So hypnotic, so seductive to be a self.

The eyes, the ears, the nose, tips of fingers sensing what a body should sense.

Right here in the middle of a dance with a wonderful partner and the split of I/not-I sensing an issue to be worked out but not on the dance floor.

Forgetting that this moment is all that exists – every thought is an illusion.

I do not exist.

All is all.

Perfumed bodies telling me otherwise.

A day like this I want to forget because the transition of I/not-I is too strong for I or not-I to deal with the issue in the moment that demands immediate attention and quick resolution.

What is time?

Does a second count any differently than twenty-four hours?

What is obvious to me is not obvious to the casual observer.

This day of meditation, when letting go of self was key, is shredded in the moment when what is left of me wants to enjoy the simple pleasure of spinning around the dance floor effortlessly, without thinking, without being not-me.

The music of my species and the steps of conjoined individuals soak up the energy devoted to removing the filters of self that hide the rhythm concealing the concept of truth upon which “I” exists as a blogger.

And then all the other labels fall in line.

All is all.

Wealth, happiness, humour…labels or facts?

Don’t talk about that which I do not want to exist in any form.

Different than the unexplainable.

Dig deeper.

Discard the obvious.

And yet, any and all words = the obvious as labels.

Something else entirely.

New?  Yes and no.

2011 is 26.8% complete, or thereabouts.

Fun as always but a difficult year, nonetheless.

Energy is limited.

The clock ticks.

Tonight, because of my Kenneth Cole tasselled loafers, I was labelled as a lawyer.

Perhaps I should have been.

Perhaps I am.

Another label, though.

It’s not always easy saying labels don’t apply.

But when the view of this planet from a great distance makes any nuances disappear, labels, what are they?

Every day, the similar body faces its previous self in the mirror, the skin a little less elastic than the day before.

Tick, tappety, tock.

Amid the noise and haste is a calm, straight pathway pointing forward.

Easily distracted?

Yes.

Forgetting where we’re going?

No.

Lost on the dance floor when the rhythmic flow of bigger issues beckon?

Indeed.

Resulting in a lost moment with graceful dancers.

That’s where “I” comes in and wonders if regret is what I should feel at a moment like this.

Nope.  In this alternate universe of a blog, I freely accepted the role of Committee leader, fully cognisant of the costs.

This blog is not real life and real life not this blog.

The fog of war is no excuse.

Cycles and spirals repeat their intersecting paths predictably.

Time to look at legal documents to make sure nothing is slipped in at the last minute under the fog of noise and haste to meet artificially-stimulated deadlines so that few can see what really just happened to them.

Which people are we fooling ourselves into thinking we’re going to fool?

How do I say that I don’t exist when every individual counts?

Hiking and dancing all week is exhausting.

Time to sleep and rest up for a real meditative session.

Then unveil the reveal once again, no matter how repetitive.

After all, I’m still a person, happily, noncommercially narcissistic as I am.

Every part of this universe is as important as every other.

Tonight, I was simply not light on my feet.

 

Reinventing the second

Sitting here, looking out at the world through the light-green filter of young spring leaves, watching birds swing from tree to tree, the hum of civilisation mixing with tinnitus…

Returning from a morning trance / meditation / daydream…

Having cleared out thoughts of self…

Watching sentiments tied to economic conditions change…

Noise and haste fuzzy from this perspective…

Words, like anchors, holding down, grounding flights to infinity and back…

…< >…

Returning to a morning trance / meditation / daydream…

=^..^=

Symbols meaningless today.

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