A few panorama shots to tie us over until time to talk in more detail…

Click on image for larger view:

Above: view from ATV trail in Dry Creek River Bed near Denali

Above: view of Gold Bottom Creek near Dawson City, Yukon

Above: view of road in Denali National Park

Above: braided river in Denali National Park (note the hikers)

Above: Lake Bennett, launching point for gold prospectors in late 1800s

Above: Meade Glacier as seen from helicopter

Above: Meade Glacier as seen from surface (approx. 1 mile wide)

Above: Cruise ship docked in Skaguay, Alaska

Above: scenic view in Glacier Bay

Above: scenic view in Glacier Bay

Above: scenic view in Glacier Bay

Above: ghost image of my wife created with panoramic software

Above: dockside in Vancouver

Above: funny merged image created by panorama function in software.
Thanks to Trisha the “Techspert” aboard the ms Zuiderdam for pointing out the new functions of Windows Live Photo Gallery, including panorama and crop.

What did this Alaska/Yukon/Canada trip teach me?  If the Canadian dollar continues to remain stronger than the U.S. dollar, I’m writing in Stephen Harper, the Canadian PM, for U.S. president, with Tlingit the official language!!!
Is it just me or has the evil, one-eyed zombie version of Bob Costas taken over hosting the Olympics coverage on the NBC network?

Emails in threes – a mathematical coincidence?

July18, 2012

Dear Friends,
Periodically I go through all the piles of notes I have been making on scraps of paper, and present you with whatever thoughts and ideas seem most worth sharing.

It’s a bigger job this time than usual, because I’ve let the piles accumulate for too long (nearly two years). Anyway, here are the first ten items. Just for the fun of it, I’ll ask you which ONE of these ten (if any) you yourself like best.

ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT: MISCELLANEOUS NOTES

1. I can’t do much about tomorrow, but it’s more than I can do about yesterday.

2. There’s no point quarreling with necessity.

3. The deepest echoes in the world: What chasm has’em?

4. People with determination will find a way -­ or make a way.

5. Why must the whole body suffer for the sake of one small sick area?

6. The obscure and the notorious ­ the unsung, and the unhung.

7. What keeps many people moving is just that they don’t want to die where they are.

8. In future, the places to congregate will be wherever computers are most welcome.

9. What happens when you find your niche, but then fall out of it?

10. Chastisement in your bathrobe: a dressing-down in your dressing-gown.

All the best,
Ashleigh Brilliant

P.S. P.S. Your responses to my “Higgs Boson’s Mate” witticism fell neatly into three categories: (1) Very good! (2) Very bad! (3) I don’t get it.
For those (happily a minority) who didn’t get it, I’m sorry, but I assumed you were familiar with the nautical rankings (derived from “Boatswain”) which are usually spelled and pronounced “Bos’n” and “Bos’n’s Mate.”
So it was a pun — and (I have to admit) not a terribly apt one, since the story had no nautical connection.
7/19/2012
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Dear Friends,

Thanks for all your responses to my first 10 “selected thoughts.” Your votes were overwhelmingly (61%) for #1, which said “I can’t do much about tomorrow, but it’s more than I can do about yesterday.” You can, if you wish, vote again for your favorite (only one, please!) of the following list. But I’m also interested in your comments and reactions to any of the items.

11. What are the four most important words in the world today? I would nominate COPY, PASTE, SAVE and SEND.

12. Question: Is the proverb true, that “God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb”? Or do many shorn lambs actually die of cold?

13. My soul is not available for sale until all other assets are disposed of.

14. Good quiz question: “The Lady with the Lamp” can apply to two famous figures of the Nineteenth Century. One was Florence Nightingale. Identify the other.

15. Not only can’t we communicate with the dead ­– we also can’t communicate with anyone who’s asleep.

16. One of the world’s very short books: “Conversations in the Dental Chair.”

17. A fact is something we can all agree on — ­ that’s why there are far fewer facts than there used to be.

18. I wouldn’t so much mind coming in second, except that there were only two in the race.

19. In a dictatorship, there are always more answers than there are questions.

20. After the end of the world, there will be a long moment of silence, in memory of everybody.

All the best,
Ashleigh Brilliant

P.S. Many of you have kindly asked about my health, after the accident of 18 months ago. In general, thanks, I’ve more or less recovered .
7/29/2012

Dear Friends,

Thanks to all of you who have encouraged me to keep these coming. I still have more to send.

There was a much wider spread of your choices for #11-20 than for the first batch. The winner was #13, “My soul is not available for sale until all other assets are disposed of.”

But very closely behind were #17, “A fact is something we can all agree on — that’s why there are far fewer facts than there used to be” — and #20, “At the end of the world, there will be a long moment of silence, in memory of everybody.”

Re #14: The other famous “Lady with the Lamp” (i.e. besides Florence Nightingale), as most of you who answered got right, was the Statue of Liberty.

Just a reminder: What I am sending you are not necessarily ideas for Pot-Shots (although many could be) but simply miscellaneous notes culled from a 2-year stockpile. I make no particular claim for them, except that they are original — meaning not only not consciously copied, but also (as far as I can determine) never said before, in quite the same way, by anyone.

21. Nothing is more upright than a ninety degree angle.

22. It was not Destiny that brought us together -­ Destiny would have had more sense.

23. Certain types of skin irritation can create a secondary problem, known as “a son of an itch.”

24. MAKE TODAY COUNT — if only as one more wasted day.

25. The meaning of “everything” is: totality. Now you know the meaning of everything.

26. There ought to be a general depository for worthy projects that were never finished.

27. The topic of the sermon was “Eternity” — and we thought it would never end.

28. Can a leg ever heal so well that you forget which one you broke?.

29. Numerically my life is a fairly even match — one person against one universe.

30 Why do we keep reappearing in later versions of ourselves, when the earlier versions were sometimes much better?

All the best,
Ashleigh Brilliant

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Brennschluss

The speed of satellite-based Internet — in opposition to gravity’s rainbow — means losing a game of chess to Charlie in the Explorations Cafe, not far from Emily and Philip, Tarigan and Ganda…

…or dancing to the sounds of the HALCats.

Thanks to many, including Tika, Hendra, Evelyn, Ann-Marie, Jasmin the barista, Pratansh, Diana F., Andry, Ami, Ruther, I GDE Ryan, Rhia, Siva, Joshua, Tresna, and more when time permits.

Seeing ice calve from a glacier is entertaining, if not enlightening, in the bright light of a late July sun amidst Aussie accents, Indian smiles, Filipino food lovers and sounds of a cruise ship at sea.

Thanks to a few more, such as Red Onion Saloon, Liz and Mark during the Golden Glassblowing glass at Jewell Gardens; Courtney of Temsco.

The writing slips through cold, icy fjords of the Inner Passage not far from Glacier National Park, landslides smearing black streaks on snow fields, bird droppings on railings, bananas and apples in metal baskets accenting staterooms where one relaxes, eating breakfast while history writes itself around you.

Time for a full body massage.

Au revoir, Mt. Cooper, Lamplugh and Margarie glaciers.

Adios.

Auf wiedersehen.

Mountain ranges are my window shades

That story I promised you…well, stop me if you’ve heard it before.

See, back at the turn of the last century, when the world economy had taken one of its ordinary dips in the Panic of 1893 (i.e., the Gay 90s), people were roaming the land looking for work.

My wife’s grandfather, out in the western part of the lower 48 states of the US, joined his brother on the quest for Yukon/Klondike gold. The brother stayed in Seattle but the grandfather returned home and paid off loans, using the remaining gold to make three rings, one which belongs to my wife.

Lucky grandfather, lucky wife.

You and I sit here pondering life over 100 years later, another dip in the global economy pushing people to seek jobs all over the world.

My wife and I bid farewell to our land cruise tour director, Ashley, this evening. Sad to see her go on to the next adventure with Holland America “VIPs” like us, without us, creating the next moose-eum (no more “300 dollar” jokes, though please).

The five pillars of Alaska’s economy: tourism, timber, minerals (gold, silver, copper, etc.), fishing and oil/gas, according to Steve Hites, Skaguay’s man about town.

We support all of them in our trek across the nether reaches of Alaska/Yukon/Canada.

We also said goodbye to our last bus driver, Caroline, who dropped us at scenic spots like Emerald Lake and Carcross (where my wife’s grandfather may have seen Lake Bennett on his way to Dawson City).

Some people to thank: Shannon Flynn (who hasn’t cut her hair in 2 years) and Teodora at Bonanza Bar & Grill; Jessica at White Horse Westmark restaurant, who sat in beer tent and listened to music at DCMF; Lynch & Kennedy; Alaska Fur Gallery outlet; Wells Fargo; Dan, Emma, Johanna, Jasmine, Anna, John and Tim (married to Jasmine) of Temsco helicopter glacier tours; Kendall and Windy Valley Boys (Paul Murray, ukelele) of Red Onion Saloon.

Before I started this, I connected to the AT&T 3G service in hotel room, read about the recent shooting/murders in Colorado theatre, Sally Ride dying, major drought in US, Greece’s economy in “great depression,” and the world continuing to let Syrians kill each other.

Had stood outside a store on Broadway and noticed the crowds were significantly smaller between lunchtime and dinner time…had tourists returned to their ship? Clouds covered mountain tops, patches of old snow near peaks.

It takes a worried man to sing a worried song.

Not me.

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“Left arm missing, left leg missing, UNFIT FOR SERVICE”

14:17, sitting on a public deck across the street from the Yukon Territory museum, jade green river flowing north.

My goal in life — to be someone I’m not, a moving target, pretending for the sake of pushing people away from me, keeping a safe distance.

White Horse is not my town, a temporary station on the road of life, the invisible traveler, unknown, leaving no footprints, watching gulls, swallows and people, the river churning poems and short stories, feeding, flowing, freezing, following paths cut by its previous incarnations.

I do not exist. This vessel blocks the wind temporarily, shades portion of a wooden bench from the midday sun, a mannequin for ready-to-wear clothes.

These words are a hidden record of a time that no longer exists. Adieu.

Hello again. Just gone for a moment.

Sat in the Baked Cafe, drank Real Brew Outrageous Ginger Ale, patrons reading books, drinking coffee, enjoying the warm weather…a lot of people with backpacks in town.

[Thanks to server at Westmark restaurant, Nathaniel from Nova Scotia; Robin and Bronwin at MacBride Museum of Yukon History; HA tour guide from Univ. of Florida; North End Gallery artists, Jim Robb, Richard Shorty, Nathalie Parenteau, Robert Postma, Fritz Mueller, Romy and Rene Jansen, Lynn Blaikie; Mike and Louise (from South Africa), of the local artisans market; Noah and Patrick of the real Canadian Superstore; Yula of Dirty Northern Public House; Aileena and Anne at front desk of Westmark.]

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Oscillating fan over a bucket of ice

While spinning ATV and Jeep tires on backcountry roads, I ponder the phrase “impact on the environment.”

I am more conservationist than conservative.

I respect the rights of others to wear starched shirts and blue ties for banking jobs or henna tattoos and dreadlocks for summer festival attire.

Rugged, weathered faces or pasty, painted faces…doesn’t matter.

Not an either/or proposition, either.

You can collect moose feces, if you prefer.

Our hobbies — the thoughts and actions in addition to our survival behavior — define us.

A few people to thank and then time for a story: Alaska Dan at Tok, soon to be produce mgr at Asheville Ingles supermarket; Chicken Sue; CBSA – AFSC 10525; Jon waitstaff; Juli & Jessica, Dawson City guest services; Trinidad; Najet at Drunken Goat; Rose Marie, Keel – waitstaff; Gold Fields Jeep tour – Paul; museum staff – Linda, Torey; Angela, guide, Klondike Spirit paddle boat and staff/pilot like Margaret; Nick, bus driver, who married his childhood friend 45 years later on 28th Apr 2012; Jessica at the Nugget & Ivory, a math major in college, working with gal from Austria, who might have proved my wife’s grandfather was paid with Bonanza Creek Gold Hill gold when he worked out here during the Klondike gold rush; RV brands Canadream and Slumber Queen; Alicia at Sourdough Joe’s; Tina, Nessa and Viki at Diamond Tooth Gertie’s, watching Swan Lake as interpreted by cancan/saloon dancers, safely risqué, land version of a cruise ship show; Tory the blackjack dealer; earning my Sourtoe cocktail certificate, courtesy of the current version of Captain Dick; Sherry; “Cinnamon bun” Steve; Jessica and Andrew at HA desk; Garett and Malaina (from Brittany) at Antoinette’s; Harue at White Horse Westmark gift shop.

A fish flew into my bus…

…or, a well-educated frog says to the chicken, when referring to talkative Peggy’s getting ditched at a roadside stop with a pile of books, “reddit.”

To travel with companions in these moments on “tew-er,” when the tour director, for safety, carries a can of bear spray to ward off humans more than Ursus arctos horribilis the question one bears when one bares one’s thoughts is this:

What is respect? One thousand years from now, what is one accomplishing when framing the digital photographs below? When will the word “photograph” disappear from common usage? Will future tourists read guides about tours of today that follow historic events which were tours, too (e.g., economic tours like the Klondike gold rush at the turn of the 20th century)?

In other words, who mines whom? Are we tourists prospected like mother lode gold veins?

Rhetorical questions? Of course.

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