So how many people have tweeted that it would be fitting if the NASCAR driver AJ Allmendinger failed this drug test because of cocaine just before he’s supposed to drive in the “Our formula contained zero percent cocaine (but, maybe, coca leaf ‘extract’)” Coke Zero 400?

Random drug testing — another catchy phrase for “I saw my opponent use the same drugs as me and I want him to lose so I’ll report him before he reports me.”

Also known as the Jose Canseco Rule.

Who says NASCAR isn’t a professional sport?  Unruly behaviour?  Punching fans and reporters?  Messy, public divorces? Failing drug tests?  Gee, sounds like every other professional sport on this planet, doesn’t it?

In other words, time to sit back, unsnap the top button on my pants after eating a big, hearty meal at Amis Mill Eatery (Happy 23rd month birthday to your child, Brandi!) and snooze in front of the TV edition of the Doozy in Daytona, courtesy of clueless NASCAR owners/officials.

If history doesn’t repeat itself, why read about it in the first place?

What’s been going on in India lately that hasn’t been going in Sydney that I need to talk about here?  Ich weiß nicht!