Plate o’ Prawns: Chapter Feels the Pain

When dreams and reality are meaningless labels, the rest is…

Alpha and Omega.

The local power plant – Watts Bar – showcased in a German publication.

A dream last night:

Trapped on a playground/ballfield when a nuclear blast firestorm wipes away everything today, not the day after, a covert operation team safely hours away on a train.

Waking up, heart pounding, headache, high blood pressure, unable to sleep.

Replaying the homemade space shuttle video over and over, remembering my dead brother in-law, two of whose experiments flew on a shuttle, shedding a tear.

Time an illusion.

And then the appearance of a terrorist attack in Norway, heart of the part of the world where 23andme recently reported my paternal DNA is located.

Who is trying to rile my anger?

Who wants to see my redhead rage in full force?

History is full of retaliation for retaliation, ad infinitum.

While building an empire to settle the solar system, I’m willing to take time out to settle old scores, especially if the venture is profitable politically, socially and monetarily.

You light a candle and turn the other cheek while meditating, if you want.

I’m lighting a fire under someone’s misguided intention.

Woken from a nap

[Personal note]

In yet another conflux of intersecting events, the last Harry Potter movie and the next Winnie the Pooh movie were released on the same weekend my oldest nephew married while the last operational U.S. space shuttle orbited Earth.

In the latest issue of “American Currents,” the article titled ‘Fixing the Broken Triangle: Working to Build Bridges Between Aquarium Hobbyists, Fisheries Biologists, and Academics’ caught my eye’s attention.

Snagged it, really.

My cousin loaned me “Matterhorn,” a novel about the Vietnam War from an American’s perspective.

Set a couple of photo albums to ‘Everyone’ access on facebook and my wife found herself tagged in photos displayed in search results after Googling herself.

Watched NASA TV for a while on the last full day of the STS-135 mission.

Pondered the future of crayons in a world of electronic colouring books. Are the days of rough paper drawing surfaces behind us?

What of the future away from nanotechnology?

Is there still money to be made producing/selling buggy whips?

How often do intended consequences occur?

Rumour has it that the Mumbai bombings were retaliation for India contracting with China to check smartphones for hidden code.

The diversionary game of headline rumourmonging is a special hobby of mine, fiction writing for the pleasure of predicting pedestrian futures.

Perception is the deception of reality and vice versa.

Plumbing the depths of universal mysteries keeps me from staring at my mortality.

Personal relationships get in the way of testing hypotheses and reporting new scientific discoveries.

Would you rather be the best parent in your subculture or figure out a way to convert raw resources on the Moon into a 3D printer/teleportation device that transports space habitats and people from Earth in order to build a lunar Mars-to-Earth spaceport relay station?

I gave up my Earth citizenship and joined the Solar System Org just so I could be the first to issue Milky Way currency, universally accepted everywhere and not subject to the politics of Earth-based coinage.

My DVR took over my body: Chapter Rouleau

Were Kindle Singles the Reader’s Digest Condensed Books of their day?

What happens to the muscle memory of lost limbs?

How did external memory cues differ between the blind and the sighted before brain implants and neuron remapping became commonplace?

How does one express concern about a potential future event without seeding the possibility?

If this is the only moment that exists, then what is fiction?

Gaining five pounds in two days after a wasp sting – qualified as good or bad if the five pounds are lost two days later?

If butterflies are free, how much are dragonflies?

What is social maturity?

If politics is crisis management, is crisis management political?

If thoughts do not exist, what is an imagination?

If nations do not exist, what is patriotism?

When gauging the wisdom of crowds, which is most important: the individual, the family, the subculture, the multiculture or the solar system within a galactic framework?

What separates labels from edge detection algorithms?

Why does no one remember who took credit for the LHC’s greatest discovery?

Should leaders designate people to look after stragglers?

Should stragglers find or create their own visions, instead?

Even if their visions simply include basic food or shelter in the next moment?

Or nothing at all?

Blaze a trail and don’t look back or compete with peers whose visionary motivations are hidden from you.

The librarian research bot completed its summary of anthropologically-based text generation and entered a memory randomising meditative trance, making no assumptions about the conclusions, themes or ambianced ‘feelings’ that would result from unique, recombined memory sequences after the trance period ended.

Secundly: Chapter of Deceit Receipt

Wong Ray stepped out of the taxi.

More specifically, the 3D organic printer in the back of the taxi copied him from his apartment study overlooking Nouveau Beijing to the moment he exited the taxi for the opening of the museum exhibit.

He shut down his self in the study so only one version would walk Earth in the next 12 hours.

Wong wanted to meet Facile, the high-level U.S. official who had paid off his IT subordinates to build a backdoor in all U.S. computer systems that were easily “hacked” by Wong’s government after given instructions on how to operate the backdoor without being detected.

Facile did not want to name his price except in person.

Both Wong and Facile rearranged their facial features, postures and mannerisms so that neither one would recognise the other in public.

Wong sat on a bench and pretended to admire the nuances of an old theremin installation set up in the entryway of the new exhibit, “Perks of the Job: Luxury Business Gifts of the 20th Century.”

A group of teenagers dressed in postzombie apocalypse gear jumped up and down to play a series of high-pitched staccato notes on the theremin.

As the kids walked on, one of them dropped a program under Wong’s bench.

Wong put on his reading glasses, picked up the program and read a note scribbled in old-fashioned invisible ink revealed by the filter in Wong’s eyeglass lenses.

The time, 20:23, had been written next to a circle around the program text, “Item 47A, Engraved Golf Rangefinder.”

Wong nodded at people entering the exhibit, wondering which one was Facile.

The museumgoers looked at Wong and saw an elderly Chinese woman, her sheer, white satin shawl accenting the pearl-encrusted, pink blouse and unfashionable pearescent miniskirt that Wong picked to shock the usual conservative types who attended museum openings.

At 20:20, Wong casually walked over to the display case containing items 45 to 50.

A young man, wearing a retro business suit of the late 20th Century – yellow ‘power’ tie, white starched shirt, dark blue sports coat with narrow lapels, matching trousers and tasseled brown leather shoes – stared at Wong.

Wong motioned the man over.

“Excuse me, kind sir. Do you know what a cigarette lighter is?”

“Yes. An archaic device used to ignite lung torture devices by crusty old gentlemen on clueless 20th Century foxes.”

“What is a 20th Century Fox?”

“A species that went extinct in the mid-2010s. Would you like to go somewhere for a drink?”

“Only if I’m buying.”

“How much are you willing to pay for it?”

“‘It’?”

“Yes, it. You know, I-T.”

“You needn’t be so obvious, young man. I know what you want.”

Wong walked to the next case, fully convinced the young man was Facile playing the role of a guy who liked to seduce older women.

“Say, did you know they had to use their fingers to communicate on computers back then?”

‘Facile’ nodded. “Barbaric, not to mention inefficient.”

As they walked, Wong placed his hand on the man’s forearm, squeezing sufficiently to transfer a few microscopic beads into a receptacle in Facile’s skin that would dissolve the bead and break down the contents to find a bank account number in a secret lunar location.

If the man wasn’t Facile, the bead would disintegrate in a few minutes through body heat.

They stopped in front of a display of a perpetual desk calendar bearing the logo of a defunct cosmetics company.

Facile turned to Wong. “That’s a lovely ring. May I see it?”

Wong held up his hand to Facile’s.

Facile grasped Wong’s hand long enough for their microcurrent circuits to exchange verification of Facile’s decoding the bank account info.

“How about I take a raincheck on that drink?”

Wong nodded.

After Facile walked away, Wong made his way to the exit, stepping into a special taxi that allowed him to upload the evening’s info to his self back home, reactivate it, and incinerate the version in the backseat of the taxi, the parts reusable by the next investigative journalist disguised as a gov’t agent disguised as dis guy in dese guys’ disguise.

Show Offs: Chapter 291-630

Sunlight broke over the rooftop, spilling into the courtyard.

Leigh blinked.

She found a list of old titles and skimmed through two of them, “Homo Evolutis” and Buckley’s “Who’s On First.”

A thinline between fiction and nonfiction disappeared as transparency revealed the true noisiness of the universe.

A birdfeeder made of broken scarlet glass sent dancing, swaying light reflections scurrying across the courtyard floor.

Who had arranged her states of energy?

How was she able to travel from one universe to another with ease?

What was the difference between true joy and joy artificially induced by mass market hypnosis?

If joy was simply a sudden change in a small portion of one’s states of energy, themselves artificially arranged to begin with, then was anything ever genuinelu authentic, having originated from previously active, autonomous states of energy, themselves artificially arranged, too?

Leigh calculated the types of people she would encounter and selected subroutines that would subtly alter her appearance throughout the day.

She was expected to speak to several large groups interested in her plans for establishing family-based colonies on Mars.

Hired by a sorority sister, Satguar, after Leigh left college to build a series of motivational speaker bots, Leigh had studied Satguar’s company goals for Terraform Corp.

Together, they devised a matrix of ten ten-year plans that predicted the outcome of most literary, political and business output for the next three years.

Solidly so.

Leigh’s motivational bots, identical in almost every aspect to Leigh herself, were not consciously aware they were duplicates of Leigh.

Every bot assumed it was the original and the others were duplicates.

Leigh had forgotten which body was supposed to be her original.

She had stopped caring.

New memories gathered by the bots were cross-referenced wirelessly throughout the day.

Leigh had long ago paid off zombie net hackers to let her use the net to update her selves anywhere and anytime across the solar system.

A chimney’s shadow crawled across the birdfeeder, its colour turning a dull maroon.

Leigh finished her dandelion salad, took a bite of croissant and washed it down with the last swallow of chicory coffee.

She blinked again, reviewing the day’s schedule stored in her thoughts.

Two bots were out of service for experimental upgrade testing.

She and a half dozen other bots were meeting with officials and people on the street this morning to promote a new set of family values found only on Mars.

Tonight, they’d speak subliminally through music concerts, online immersive thought nets and adverts hidden in people’s everyday environs, city or country.

They were also slated to appear on various talk shows throughout the day, their external appearances so different that no one realised they were actually the same internally.

Facial recognition was ubiquitously transparent but DNA recognition was still restricted due to to business and political leaders not wanting the general populace to know how many clones existed.

Leigh used every available tool to sell Satguar’s parents’ dream of settling Mars and rebooting society at the same time.

Swelled Response

A debt of gratitude to all those who participated in the tiger kidnappings this past week.  We have raised billions, yes, BILLIONS, in our effort to retake the reins of control for ourselves and take them away from the overprivileged, hyperactive elites.

However, one small note…

We have a surplus of tigers.

I didn’t know there were so many different kinds of tigers, either.

Therefore, please cut down the actual tiger kidnappings.

[note to self: gotta remember some people will take you literally no matter how explicit your implicit instructions may be]

Now, back to the book currently in progress.